having been forced to watch a couple episodes of melrose place, i hope for her sake she's not quitting to further pursue her acting career.

She is doing it to get into acting. She is one of those pre-packaged starlet coonts who thinks Hollywood owes her a career. Her sister Jessica, who recently considered moving to England and having her body converted into pounds, tweeted the following:

"CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press (sic)."

See, she has a problem with the writing on Melrose Place. This is the girl who starred in the dazzling film adaptation of "The Dukes of Hazzard," which was great, but absolute crap compared to her deserving-of-an-Oscar starring role in "Major Movie Star," which in a brilliant studio marketing move, went directly to DVD so many more people could enjoy it instantly in their homes.

WeezinTheJuice - EXACTLY. She was good in that!

Meanwhile, I learned from TFA that there's some kid out there saddled with the name "Bronx Wentz." Poor kid...