Also get 100% more diarreah from drinking their draft beer and eating the wings.

Hey, some of us use that hug to look down their shirts.

mmmm h00ters.

I've never been to Hooters, so excuse my ignorance, but is there anything there at all that a vegetarian could consume safely?

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they put beef in the tap water.

I had a funny experience at Hooters recently. I was there with a big gang of Bears...you know, the gay guys who look like lumberjacks? The waitress loved us and kept making remarks about us "leaving our wives at home." Finally, she came out with these tiny tanktops to sell us "for our wives," and my buddy Frank said, pointing to a 250 lb. hairy, bearded bruiser, "That's my wife. Do you have anything in her size?" Hilarity ensued.

Shouldn't this link have hit the main page a bit earlier than 6:00PM tonight? Ah, well, there aren't many Hooters around here anyway.

Maasgarid...borderline. They have salads, I guess (very high iceberg ratio, I'm sure), but teh boobies and the trashy ambience are really the only reason to go.

I get free "you will never get any of this" friend-hugs all the time. Why would I want to go to Hooters for one?

/pathetic

Hooters = what we are fighting for :)

God Bless America

what happened to the disappearing Republican forgot that war is expensive article?

They sell food at hooters?

keep them boobies links coming

our troops need your boobies links

support our troops

post more boobie links!

Hannah? Nottingham England?

I'd hit it!

If you got the "you'll never get any of this" friend hug, I'd go just for that. That's freakin hilarious.

<-- never been to a hooters :(

2 words: Toy-Yoda. Works every time.

Anti_Freak_Machine:

Nope. Never heard of Wings to Go; but unless the delivery girls are naked I don't think they're going to beat Hooters.

Personally, I prefer Hooter's #1 rival chain, Beaver's. Gotta love that Beaver Burger. I like mine pink in the middle.....

(I think this was on ComedyCentral .....)

Nethole: I assumed it got yanked for being too hot a flamebait, or the mods decided not to be too critical of the administration today (understandable, really). I must admit that I submitted it, and was surprised to see it on the front page not more than 30 minutes later... the comments thingy didn't work though, so that might also have something to do with it.

Good call on the Wings to GO

just may be some of the best wings around.

(around meaning Tallahassee FL)

*packs up for road trip to Plano*

They're serving wenches in skimpy clothes.
If you aspire to nail a Hooters girl, you're aiming too low.
(And, they'll notice your lack of ambition, and not give you any.)

"you will never get any of this" ? I don't know what you are talking about !! I have had plenty of Hooter "stuff".
The trick is to hold both of their Talons in one hand and thier wings in the other. Just be real careful of those claws !!!

\ wonders if that was said outloud

Hooter's sucks. Their wings are terrible and there are definitely still feathers on them. Their fries are awful. The waitresses are usually pigs. Worst restaurant ever.

I doubt they have a veggie burger?

There is a Hooters thats part of a mall 20 mins away, I've never been interested enough to even go there. The new Ruby Tuesdays sucks too, what a trashy place! They DID have a veggie burger but I can get one of those anywhere.

when my dad found out i liked girls, he started taking me to eat at hooters. ahhh. memories.
also: most of the girls i see there could be hit with false advertising.

Yay for Boobies and Hooters day. Could someone make a mock-up of a "hooters" tag?

Or Lewisville......

Peteykins, perhaps you should've gone to this place:

MMMmm .. I'd drink her bathwater..

I've seen many a fetish and have appreciated if not subscribed to most of them...

but I still can't understand 'bears'.

Heh Dicks is great. Haven't been there in 12 years tho.

Whoa, this girl was on www.cinnamonbunz.com.

/loser

(and if the links end up not working, I apologize in advance)

too bad there isnt one girl close to as hot as the girls in the pictures working at the hooters here.

offtopic but anyone watch fox news? heh the power went out at the studio and it was funny ahaha!!!



(sorry for quality, antenna tv sucks and i cant get the antenna right)

ok now to get on topic: i like boobies!

Fox News not having its act together? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

And I like when girls who like me put their boobies in my face. Very... nice.

You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color

sweet lord! I'm sure she's single and into guys from Fark right? RIGHT?

/poor kittens, we hardly knew thee.

Quaker Steak and Lube has better wings than Hooters. If you're in the Pittsburgh area I highly recommend them. There's one in Cranberry Twp, one in Sharon, and one in Station Square, I believe. "BEST WINGS USA" is their claim, and I'm inclined to believe it.

Hooters' food is awful

Their wings and cheeseburgers suck. If I want wings I goto wings'n'things. If I want a cheeseburger I goto Fuddruckers. If I want some free internet porn I goto RateMCheeseBurger.com (nsfw)

cheers,

Sticky

Hey my ex-girlfriend works for Hooters and may were they lovely she had a 34dd and a tatto near her punanni. Man I loved those Boobies if any of you guys live in Austin TX. She works at the one up north off of anderson, half white half mexican w/ hazel eyes about 5'6 havent spoke to her in a about 2 months but I guess ill call her and see if she was is still working there. Well off to Hooters I go and the kittens better hope she's single still. This guys is why you always stay good friends with your ex's cause you never know.

Maasgarid

I really like the Hooters Salad. Man, now that I hear myself saying it, it sounds like I like having fake boobs in my butthole.

But anyway, most of them have a veggie burger.

Honestly, their menu is pretty limited.