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(Some Guy)   Farker pattonx's new book Mentally Incontinent releases tomorrow. Help make a last-day splash on Amazon with a pre-order. Last time Fark made it #2, can we hit #1 today?   (amazon.com) divider line 109
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2009-11-02 12:19:02 PM  
Who?
 
2009-11-02 12:20:54 PM  
REPORTED

Wait. I mean "preordered." Sorry about that.

/it does sound like an interesting read
 
2009-11-02 12:21:42 PM  
Fark helped me double-huge bigtime when the book was available for preorder. And since the book releases tomorrow, I'm hoping we can make one last splash on the bestsellers lists on Amazon - so if you preorder my book today (or have already preordered it), email me a copy of the Amazon receipt and your address and I'll send you a 2nd autographed copy.

And stuff.
 
2009-11-02 12:24:49 PM  
Sounds like a cool read. I'll probably pick one up. Good luck.
 
2009-11-02 12:26:17 PM  
Congrats
 
2009-11-02 12:26:42 PM  
This review alone on amazon makes me want to buy this book:

Thankfully I tried the free sample pages on my Kindle before I spent money on this. This book is not even worth the 80 cents. The profane language used in this book is terrible. There was nothing funny at all. Anyone who thinks it's funny to show porn on televisions at Walmart where it can be seen by children is a sick, warped, individual. As the mother of a special needs child I was completely appalled at the authors insensitive and derogatory use of language like "retard" and "having a third chromosome". This book is nothing but garbage.
 
2009-11-02 12:30:15 PM  
CPT Ethanolic: This review alone on amazon makes me want to buy this book:

Thankfully I tried the free sample pages on my Kindle before I spent money on this. This book is not even worth the 80 cents. The profane language used in this book is terrible. There was nothing funny at all. Anyone who thinks it's funny to show porn on televisions at Walmart where it can be seen by children is a sick, warped, individual. As the mother of a special needs child I was completely appalled at the authors insensitive and derogatory use of language like "retard" and "having a third chromosome". This book is nothing but garbage.


all i got from that is that kindles probably cause expectant mothers to produce special-needs children. shame on that woman.
 
2009-11-02 01:04:13 PM  
I read it and it is #2...if you know what I mean.
 
2009-11-02 01:05:13 PM  
good luck Joe!
 
2009-11-02 01:06:15 PM  
Also amazon can convientely package it with the DVD "Up" seems like one hell of a combo if you ask me
 
2009-11-02 01:06:49 PM  
pattonx: Fark helped me double-huge bigtime when the book was available for preorder. And since the book releases tomorrow, I'm hoping we can make one last splash on the bestsellers lists on Amazon - so if you preorder my book today (or have already preordered it), email me a copy of the Amazon receipt and your address and I'll send you a 2nd autographed copy.

And stuff.


But will you be my friend?
 
2009-11-02 01:07:00 PM  
Why do I want to pay for AONDIT postings?
 
2009-11-02 01:08:06 PM  
Mazel tov, pattonx!!!

Now -- if we all could only encourage Harry Freakstorm to compile all his TSG mughot vignettes into something, what a wonderful world it will be!!! So, Harry, if you're reading...get to work, Master!
 
2009-11-02 01:08:36 PM  
I submitted this with a better headline.
 
2009-11-02 01:09:02 PM  
CPT Ethanolic: This review alone on amazon makes me want to buy this book:

Thankfully I tried the free sample pages on my Kindle before I spent money on this. This book is not even worth the 80 cents. The profane language used in this book is terrible. There was nothing funny at all. Anyone who thinks it's funny to show porn on televisions at Walmart where it can be seen by children is a sick, warped, individual. As the mother of a special needs child I was completely appalled at the authors insensitive and derogatory use of language like "retard" and "having a third chromosome". This book is nothing but garbage.


If that sensitive twunt thinks it is garbage, it must be ok.
 
2009-11-02 01:09:09 PM  
Wait a minute. You were the one that did the redesign of Fark? The one that angered an entire nation for months on end?

/Yeah, I will read your book.
 
2009-11-02 01:11:24 PM  
Is this kinda like a poor man's Tucker Max thing?
 
2009-11-02 01:12:54 PM  
Hey good luck with the book. I'm secretly hoping that gorgor will oneday release a coffee table book.
 
2009-11-02 01:14:01 PM  
no
 
2009-11-02 01:14:55 PM  
pattonx: Fark helped me double-huge bigtime when the book was available for preorder. And since the book releases tomorrow, I'm hoping we can make one last splash on the bestsellers lists on Amazon - so if you preorder my book today (or have already preordered it), email me a copy of the Amazon receipt and your address and I'll send you a 2nd autographed copy.

And stuff.


Gimme a couple hours, and I'll do it!
 
2009-11-02 01:15:24 PM  
Jeesh, how many of these am I expected to buy?

/See you this weekend, pattonx
 
2009-11-02 01:18:04 PM  
pattonx: Fark helped me double-huge bigtime when the book was available for preorder. And since the book releases tomorrow, I'm hoping we can make one last splash on the bestsellers lists on Amazon - so if you preorder my book today (or have already preordered it), email me a copy of the Amazon receipt and your address and I'll send you a 2nd autographed copy.

And stuff.


SCORE! :)
preordered before i read this, but email sent :P
 
2009-11-02 01:20:00 PM  
congrats Joe good to see it coming out.
 
2009-11-02 01:20:20 PM  
ok, just for the walmart story alone, it's almost worth buying the book man

though, i'm not sure if i want to support someone who was fired from walmart
 
2009-11-02 01:21:46 PM  
CPT Ethanolic: This review alone on amazon makes me want to buy this book:

Thankfully I tried the free sample pages on my Kindle before I spent money on this. This book is not even worth the 80 cents. The profane language used in this book is terrible. There was nothing funny at all. Anyone who thinks it's funny to show porn on televisions at Walmart where it can be seen by children is a sick, warped, individual. As the mother of a special needs child I was completely appalled at the authors insensitive and derogatory use of language like "retard" and "having a third chromosome". This book is nothing but garbage.


someone should email her a sample of tucker max's book :P
 
2009-11-02 01:22:22 PM  
Where can i download it for free?
 
2009-11-02 01:22:52 PM  
Hooray Joe!
 
2009-11-02 01:23:33 PM  
Wait, you redesigned Fark?

Torches! Pitchforks! Step right up and get 'em while they're hot! $5 each!
 
2009-11-02 01:23:36 PM  
fappomatic: I'm secretly hoping that gorgor will oneday release a coffee table book.

That would be win. Also, I plan on picking up a copy of pattonx's book...but not from Amazon. I like to support my downtown bookstore.
 
2009-11-02 01:23:58 PM  
I saw another Joe Peacock book that apparently had some crazy stories.

This is the image I got of pattonx when I read an excerpt:

media.southparkstudios.com
 
2009-11-02 01:24:24 PM  
Overfiend: no

This.
 
2009-11-02 01:25:32 PM  
GungFu: Where can i download it for free?

google books
 
2009-11-02 01:26:37 PM  
So... the next time some uptight basement dweller starts getting on a rant about, say, Coyote Doyenne casually mentioning her website business once in a while, I will be sure to bring this thread up.
 
2009-11-02 01:26:48 PM  
GungFu: Where can i download it for free?

Nowhere.

Someone would need to be interested enough to put up a torrent first.
 
2009-11-02 01:27:46 PM  
"Lisa, nobody likes a shill."
 
2009-11-02 01:30:49 PM  
pattonx: Fark helped me double-huge bigtime when the book was available for preorder. And since the book releases tomorrow, I'm hoping we can make one last splash on the bestsellers lists on Amazon - so if you preorder my book today (or have already preordered it), email me a copy of the Amazon receipt and your address and I'll send you a 2nd autographed copy.

And stuff.


Woohoo! I pre-ordered it long ago.
Takin you up on that ;O)
 
2009-11-02 01:31:53 PM  
The Wal-Mart story from the site...alone is enough to make me want to buy the book.

I'm still keeled over laughing at that story. Revenge is oh, so sweet
 
2009-11-02 01:32:04 PM  
Farker thomps's new bill November Rent Payment releases tomorrow. Help make a last-day splash on paying it with a donation. Last time Fark made it so thomps didn't have to move back in with his parents, can we get his lights turned back on today?
 
2009-11-02 01:32:05 PM  
GungFu: Where can i download it for free?

The internet. It's full of that kind of crap
 
2009-11-02 01:32:43 PM  
instead of finding out how well it really does, lets use Fark!
 
2009-11-02 01:35:11 PM  
Promise me the pages won't be stuck together with spooge!
 
2009-11-02 01:40:29 PM  
Okay
I preordered it...

Looking forward to what "Stuff" is...
 
2009-11-02 01:41:05 PM  
Congrats on your successes fellow farker. It is awesome to see a productive farker. You winneth at life. I will be sure to pick up the book.
 
2009-11-02 01:41:22 PM  
When the hell is Pocket Ninja going to publish a collection of his posts?
 
2009-11-02 01:42:16 PM  
Torgo_of_Manos: Okay
I preordered it...

Looking forward to what "Stuff" is...


Hand jobs.

I say no thank you.
 
2009-11-02 01:44:01 PM  
A preview of my new book, "D-A-M and the Quest For Boobies"

"Can I see your tits?" Erich asked.
"No, replied the TFette.
 
2009-11-02 01:44:10 PM  
Oh, hey, that means ½ my Xmas shopping is done. Yeah, Zeppelininthesky, that's what you're getting haha.



shhhhhhh
 
2009-11-02 01:49:11 PM  
CPT Ethanolic: This review alone on amazon makes me want to buy this book:

Thankfully I tried the free sample pages on my Kindle before I spent money on this. This book is not even worth the 80 cents. The profane language used in this book is terrible. There was nothing funny at all. Anyone who thinks it's funny to show porn on televisions at Walmart where it can be seen by children is a sick, warped, individual. As the mother of a special needs child I was completely appalled at the authors insensitive and derogatory use of language like "retard" and "having a third chromosome". This book is nothing but garbage.


I'm intrigued....
 
2009-11-02 01:50:32 PM  
Sounds sort of David Sedaris-y, only without the gay stories. NTTAWWT.
 
2009-11-02 01:52:12 PM  
CPT Ethanolic: This review alone on amazon makes me want to buy this book:

Thankfully I tried the free sample pages on my Kindle before I spent money on this. This book is not even worth the 80 cents. The profane language used in this book is terrible. There was nothing funny at all. Anyone who thinks it's funny to show porn on televisions at Walmart where it can be seen by children is a sick, warped, individual. As the mother of a special needs child I was completely appalled at the authors insensitive and derogatory use of language like "retard" and "having a third chromosome". This book is nothing but garbage.


i have a deep appreciation for language like "retard" and "having a third chromosome". If you mentioned "eating wall candy" or "farktard" somewhere in the book, that's even better
 
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