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2009-11-02 01:30:28 PM  
Why, because it helps overcome erectile dysfunction?

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2009-11-02 01:38:52 PM  
Any Farker that has even been in the shower with a woman (and knowing Fark, that's like.. 7 total).. will know that his job is to stand in the back of the shower, shivering, until she's done.

My friend had a custom shower built, huge shower.. 2 shower heads on opposite sides. His wife still wandered into his side to steal his water. He said he just walks back and forth, to ensure he gets warm water.
 
2009-11-02 01:46:27 PM  
I'm not letting some dirty woman steal my hot water!
 
2009-11-02 02:23:51 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Any Farker that has even been in the shower with a woman (and knowing Fark, that's like.. 7 total).. will know that his job is to stand in the back of the shower, shivering, until she's done.

Or, at least, the goal is to to get in rebound position--in other words, to try to position yourself in a way to have some part of the water that hits her body and bounces off of it hit yours on the rebound before it goes down the drain.
 
2009-11-02 02:52:30 PM  
Cyberluddite: Or, at least, the goal is to to get in rebound position--in other words, to try to position yourself in a way to have some part of the water that hits her body and bounces off of it hit yours on the rebound before it goes down the drain.

That is true.
Now, I just wait til her back is turned and I pee a bit on her. She's never the wiser and I get revenge.
what?
 
2009-11-02 03:22:57 PM  
I'm fine with this.

/wife is hot and likes to share
 
2009-11-02 03:23:07 PM  
Image consultants hired by officials in the northern Terengganu state will hold workshops to provide tips to wives on how to remain attractive by using perfume and wearing lingerie to spice up their sex lives, the Associated Press reports.

Husbands will be told to wear clean pajamas and bathe to reduce body odors.



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Yeah, that'll fix it...
 
2009-11-02 03:23:31 PM  
How many couples?

/swinger.
 
2009-11-02 03:24:02 PM  
proper hygiene is always important, when you're doing her in the butt
 
2009-11-02 03:24:18 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Cyberluddite: Or, at least, the goal is to to get in rebound position--in other words, to try to position yourself in a way to have some part of the water that hits her body and bounces off of it hit yours on the rebound before it goes down the drain.

That is true.
Now, I just wait til her back is turned and I pee a bit on her. She's never the wiser and I get revenge.
what?


2 showers at once. Brilliant!
 
2009-11-02 03:24:29 PM  
i88.photobucket.com

Approves.

/This season of Dexter kicks ass.
 
2009-11-02 03:24:44 PM  
Snacktastrophe: I'm fine with this.

/wife is hot and likes to share


pics or you lie
 
2009-11-02 03:24:50 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Farker that has even been in the shower with a woman (and knowing Fark, that's like.. 7 total).. will know that his job is to stand in the back of the shower, shivering, until she's done.

My friend had a custom shower built, huge shower.. 2 shower heads on opposite sides. His wife still wandered into his side to steal his water. He said he just walks back and forth, to ensure he gets warm water.


nah stand under the shower head and she gets the direct spray. You get indirect steam bath and still stay toasty, just pushing in occasionally to rinse off.
 
2009-11-02 03:25:31 PM  
Couples must bathe together to avoid divorce

So I can wash under her fat rolls?
 
2009-11-02 03:25:37 PM  
Officials: Hookers must be paid for from joint account
 
2009-11-02 03:26:08 PM  
The only fail I see is subby for not have a significant other to bathe with.

/showers kinda suck
//big bathtub FTW
 
2009-11-02 03:26:18 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: That is true.
Now, I just wait til her back is turned and I pee a bit on her. She's never the wiser and I get revenge.
what?


And it saves money on hot water, too!
 
2009-11-02 03:26:21 PM  
The_Sponge: Approves.

/This season of Dexter kicks ass.


Yeah except I've seen John Lithgow's ass twice.

/last season blew
//they're gonna run out of cops who "have figured Dexter out" after a while
 
2009-11-02 03:26:56 PM  
I have bathed regularly with my wife. I'm still filing for divorce in about six to ten months.
 
2009-11-02 03:27:17 PM  
Just poop in the shower and you'll get all the room you want.
 
2009-11-02 03:27:35 PM  
Well don't you know that two can shower
Better than one
Well now, soapin' down
All those hard to reach spots
Gettin' clean in places that you never, never, never, never
Never thought you could

Save the water, shower with your loved one
 
2009-11-02 03:27:37 PM  
Is this use of the word "bathe" mean swimming, like the Brits say? Even if it is, it is still confusing, just slightly less perhaps.
 
2009-11-02 03:27:46 PM  
The_Sponge: Approves.

/This season of Dexter kicks ass.


Agree, but farking Comcast doesn't have episode 4 on demand where Superagent Lundy buys it. Called and complained as I missed it on initial showing. No help from CS.
 
2009-11-02 03:28:12 PM  
Waiting for the onion article...

Couples showering is great... when you're still in that enamoured early in the relationship phase. After that, showering together usually becomes a time saving device. Hell, even my hot tub isn't the making-sexy place that it used to be.
 
2009-11-02 03:29:02 PM  
Came here to call what a great idea! bullshiat, leaving still divorced.
 
2009-11-02 03:29:04 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Any Farker that has even been in the shower with a woman (and knowing Fark, that's like.. 7 total).. will know that his job is to stand in the back of the shower, shivering, until she's done.

My friend had a custom shower built, huge shower.. 2 shower heads on opposite sides. His wife still wandered into his side to steal his water. He said he just walks back and forth, to ensure he gets warm water.


I just refuse to shower with my g/f. She takes too long, I take a minute to shower...and we both hate relations in the shower, so there really is no point in being uncomfortable and cold.
 
2009-11-02 03:30:02 PM  
ralphyboy: The_Sponge: Approves.

/This season of Dexter kicks ass.

Agree, but farking Comcast doesn't have episode 4 on demand where Superagent Lundy buys it. Called and complained as I missed it on initial showing. No help from CS.


I've seen this entire season so it doesn't affect me, but geez man, spoiler much?
 
2009-11-02 03:30:24 PM  
sboyle1020: Dr.Knockboots: Any Farker that has even been in the shower with a woman (and knowing Fark, that's like.. 7 total).. will know that his job is to stand in the back of the shower, shivering, until she's done.

My friend had a custom shower built, huge shower.. 2 shower heads on opposite sides. His wife still wandered into his side to steal his water. He said he just walks back and forth, to ensure he gets warm water.

I just refuse to shower with my g/f. She takes too long, I take a minute to shower...and we both hate relations in the shower, so there really is no point in being uncomfortable and cold.


get a better shower...

/6 heads
//body-length bench
///slashies
 
2009-11-02 03:30:39 PM  
I highly recommend it. Saves water too.
 
2009-11-02 03:30:49 PM  
gorgor: Just poop in the shower and you'll get all the room you want.

but then, don't you have to hell it down the drain or something?


/showers with the wife is always a workout
 
2009-11-02 03:31:40 PM  
I can tell you this doesn't work. I used to shower with my ex- all the time, and we still got divorced. Heck, one time, I even brought her sister into the shower with us. Come to think of it, that was the *last* time...
 
2009-11-02 03:32:32 PM  
dennysgod: The only fail I see is subby for not have a significant other to bathe with.

/showers kinda suck
//big bathtub FTW


bleh. Nice for foreplay but otherwise its just sitting in your own filth. The left over shiat, dirty feet, sweat, oils, soap scum, pre-cum...just you and your partner wallowing in it. Damn romantic.
 
2009-11-02 03:32:42 PM  
I like showering with my wife, to bad she likes the water burning hot and I would like to not have first degree burns. Still like fingering her in the shower, she jumps on me and so far we haven't finished a shower in the longest time.
 
2009-11-02 03:32:44 PM  
Uzzah: I can tell you this doesn't work. I used to shower with my ex- all the time, and we still got divorced. Heck, one time, I even brought her sister into the shower with us. Come to think of it, that was the *last* time...

pics or nothing happened
 
2009-11-02 03:32:57 PM  
We're going to need a bigger tub.

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2009-11-02 03:32:57 PM  
sboyle1020: Dr.Knockboots: Any Farker that has even been in the shower with a woman (and knowing Fark, that's like.. 7 total).. will know that his job is to stand in the back of the shower, shivering, until she's done.

My friend had a custom shower built, huge shower.. 2 shower heads on opposite sides. His wife still wandered into his side to steal his water. He said he just walks back and forth, to ensure he gets warm water.

I just refuse to shower with my g/f. She takes too long, I take a minute to shower...and we both hate relations in the shower, so there really is no point in being uncomfortable and cold.


How's it going in 1925?

/yeah i'd prefer if my relations stayed out of my shower too
 
2009-11-02 03:33:18 PM  
gorgor: Just poop in the shower and you'll get all the room you want.

Unless she stays, then you'll know its true love.

/especially if she heels it down the drain for you
 
2009-11-02 03:34:06 PM  
Do it all the time with wifey
Great for getting ready for a night of action.
Friend had a double shower head in his house. thinking about how to design that into my bathroom.

/ link is farked
// behold the power of Fark and double showers!
/// a vote for me is a vote for three at a time in a shower!
 
2009-11-02 03:34:15 PM  
Psumek: Yeah except I've seen John Lithgow's ass twice.


Just in case:


*SPOILER ALERT*


Ugh. I should call the writers and complain....they show his wrinkled rump, but not his wife's rack. WTF?
 
2009-11-02 03:34:26 PM  
Stray Slacker: ralphyboy: The_Sponge: Approves.

/This season of Dexter kicks ass.

Agree, but farking Comcast doesn't have episode 4 on demand where Superagent Lundy buys it. Called and complained as I missed it on initial showing. No help from CS.

I've seen this entire season so it doesn't affect me, but geez man, spoiler much?
(I see you assumed that "buying it" meant he's dead, not that he figured out Dexter's operation)

You snooze, you lose.....sorry

/threadjack in progress
 
2009-11-02 03:35:28 PM  
I still think they meant swimming bathe, and not bath bathe.


bathe (b)
v. bathed, bath·ing, bathes
v.intr.
1. To take a bath.
2. To go into the water for swimming or other recreation.
 
2009-11-02 03:35:47 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Any Farker that has even been in the shower with a woman (and knowing Fark, that's like.. 7 total).. will know that his job is to stand in the back of the shower, shivering, until she's done.

Huh. All this time I thought it was to make sure her boobies are really, really well soaped up.
 
2009-11-02 03:35:58 PM  
All this ever leads to is sex.
 
2009-11-02 03:36:29 PM  
...or you've been doing it so long it's like a well-orchestrated maneuver. I get my hair wet, move over and shampoo while he gets wet - then move back in and rinse while he soaps down, then shave my legs while he finishes up and when he gets out, I rinse off.

We can get it done in 10 minutes. Nobody's cold and everybody's clean :)

It has ceased to be romantic, though.
 
2009-11-02 03:37:18 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Any Farker that has even been in the shower with a woman (and knowing Fark, that's like.. 7 total).. will know that his job is to stand in the back of the shower, shivering, until she's done.

Last time I got in the shower with my boyfriend, he immediately got out and rinsed the shampoo out of his hair in the sink, all while rolling his eyes and huffing loudly.
 
2009-11-02 03:37:32 PM  
APPROVES
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2009-11-02 03:37:53 PM  
ralphyboy: (I see you assumed that "buying it" meant he's dead, not that he figured out Dexter's operation)

You snooze, you lose.....sorry


I see you assumed I assumed... wait, John Lithgow's ass...umed. Dammit. What?
 
2009-11-02 03:38:12 PM  
Remember:
the couple that bathes together
stays together!

/rhymes so it must be true
 
2009-11-02 03:39:14 PM  
MBooda: Dr.Knockboots: Any Farker that has even been in the shower with a woman (and knowing Fark, that's like.. 7 total).. will know that his job is to stand in the back of the shower, shivering, until she's done.

Huh. All this time I thought it was to make sure her boobies are really, really well soaped up.


Approves!
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2009-11-02 03:39:46 PM  
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