Wow, there's 1.1 million dudes on Fark?

How many of them play WoW?

Studies show that nearly 14% of men and 9% of women between ages 25 and 40 are eligible for an exciting career in volcano god appeasement

Yet more evidence of the power of the poon: Women can get laid at any time by just saying "yes". Men can only get laid by convincing women to say "yes".

dittybopper
Yet more evidence of the power of the poon: Women can get laid at any time by just saying "yes". Men can only get laid by convincing women to say "yes".

Of course. This is also why even when we truly believe in equal rights, even if the man and the woman have similar incomes, the guy usually pays. He's afraid that if he doesn't, she might find someone who will.

Sybarite
I'm curious as to what we are defining as virginity here.

Maybe they're like teenage girls and think the butt doesn't count.

FTFA:

people join the military for reason other than aggressive tendencies. "The entire reason for the low rate of virgins with military experience is likely less clear than simply those with violent or risk taking tendencies," they add.

Simple answer: We drank a lot, and went actively looking for it.

It's really hard to remain a virgin when you are young, have a decent amount of cash, are reasonably in shape, and wear a snazzy uniform.

Hell, I got laid once when I was home on leave just because I was stationed in Hawaii. That made me "exotic", never mind that I had graduated high school about 20 miles away.

They all have brain cloud?

Thisbymaster: They all have brain cloud?

Dammit!

/one of my favourite movies
//thinking about luggage right now

Just as notable as the characteristics associated with middle-aged virginity are the traits that aren't. Weight, income, and health all showed no association with virginity in men or women.

Remember that. Next time you see a 400lb slob in a motorized scooter at Wal-Mart chances are someone is banging that...

It's really hard to remain a virgin when you are young, have a decent amount of cash, are reasonably in shape, and wear a snazzy uniform.

Chicks dig a man in uniform.
Been known since... well, since they invented uniforms.

My God, how very sad...and apparently I'm pretty damn lucky.

Approves.

AT LEAST IS STILL HAVE MY TRUNKS

Postal Penguin: Just as notable as the characteristics associated with middle-aged virginity are the traits that aren't. Weight, income, and health all showed no association with virginity in men or women.

Remember that. Next time you see a 400lb slob in a motorized scooter at Wal-Mart chances are someone is banging that...

Does anyone have a bottle of mind bleach available? I forgot mine at home.

/what has been thought cannot be forgotten
//Krispy Kream Calender girls come to mind
///GD must stop thinking

And women with college degrees were 5.4 times more likely to be virgins than women who never got their Bachelor's.

So co-eds aren't slutty? Could've fooled me.

way south: It's really hard to remain a virgin when you are young, have a decent amount of cash, are reasonably in shape, and wear a snazzy uniform.

Chicks dig a man in uniform.
Been known since... well, since they invented uniforms.

I'm starting to think that's why uniforms were invented.

BostonFarker: Postal Penguin: Just as notable as the characteristics associated with middle-aged virginity are the traits that aren't. Weight, income, and health all showed no association with virginity in men or women.

Remember that. Next time you see a 400lb slob in a motorized scooter at Wal-Mart chances are someone is banging that...

Does anyone have a bottle of mind bleach available? I forgot mine at home.


What's wrong with that? It's all pink on the inside.

Wendy's Chili: And women with college degrees were 5.4 times more likely to be virgins than women who never got their Bachelor's.

So co-eds aren't slutty? Could've fooled me.

Or women that get knocked up in high school don't go to college.

one of my really good friends is 28, almost 29, and still a virgin. he's into that whole notion of waiting until marriage, since he's religious.

...sometimes i wonder how we ever became friends, considering how unalike we are.

Does Kinky Kelly count?

Almost a statistic at 24 and for all the wrong reasons.

OK

The site says 1.1 million men and 800k women between 25 and 45 never had sex.
It also says 13.9% men and 8.9% women of the same ages.
That means there are only 7.9 million men and 8.9 million women between the ages of 25 and 45.
According to my data(pops) there are 42.5 million men and 42.4 million women.

Something doesn't add up

I love scientific studies that do nothing but re-enforce stereo-types :p

I may as well be at this point. After how long a dry spell does it reset?

satanorsanta: OK

The site says 1.1 million men and 800k women between 25 and 45 never had sex.
It also says 13.9% men and 8.9% women of the same ages.
That means there are only 7.9 million men and 8.9 million women between the ages of 25 and 45.
According to my data(pops) there are 42.5 million men and 42.4 million women.

Something doesn't add up

Divorced and otherwise unmarried people between 25-45 are the population that they studied, which most likely accounts for the much smaller-than-expected population they cite.

The commenters on TFA think that this is some egregious oversight on the part of the reporter and those that did the study. Sorry, morons (not you, SoS), but married people are basically never virgins in our society. Born-again virgins? Maybe.

I found that the military vets being close to the norm was surprising initially, and then I actually put some thought into it. Women love a man in uniform, and I certainly never had any problem meeting women that found it interesting. However, I knew countless guys in the Navy that were either dorks with a bad haircut or were ashamed of being in the Navy, thinking that chicks hate guys in the Navy. No, they hate guys that are too spineless to be proud of whatever they are. So all in all the researchers' results matched my experience in that sense.

dittybopper: FTFA:

people join the military for reason other than aggressive tendencies. "The entire reason for the low rate of virgins with military experience is likely less clear than simply those with violent or risk taking tendencies," they add.

Simple answer: We drank a lot, and went actively looking for it.

It's really hard to remain a virgin when you are young, have a decent amount of cash, are reasonably in shape, and wear a snazzy uniform.

Hell, I got laid once when I was home on leave just because I was stationed in Hawaii. That made me "exotic", never mind that I had graduated high school about 20 miles away.

THIS

Got to love the barracks "whores". Plenty of freaks around a post. Good times

satanorsanta: Something doesn't add up

Yeah, there's something missing from the story. But this is New Scientist we're talking about, so that is not really a surprise.

My cousin. Same age as me. 43. Still lives at home. In his parents basement. Never. Been. Married.

Good lord.

Theaetetus: He's really only a "technical virgin", since he willingly goes down or takes it up the ass, however.

One of my shipmates was a born-again, evangelical Christian. He didn't drink because it was a "sin," regardless of what that Jesus fellow had to say on the matter. He and his girlfriend were saving themselves for marriage. Hooray for them.

What he wasn't "waiting for" was to purchase more porno than I've ever seen or even heard of in one guy's possession. I'm a submarine sailor and I'm saying the guy had way too much porn. They also somehow figured out that teh buttsecks and requisite ATM was totally cool with Buddy Christ. I didn't think that I could have respected him less after seeing his performance as an officer, but I was wrong.

crazytrpr:
Got to love the barracks "whores". Plenty of freaks around a post. Good times

THIS.

They provide an invaluable service that once was provided by camp followers.

factoryconnection: satanorsanta: OK

The site says 1.1 million men and 800k women between 25 and 45 never had sex.
It also says 13.9% men and 8.9% women of the same ages.
That means there are only 7.9 million men and 8.9 million women between the ages of 25 and 45.
According to my data(pops) there are 42.5 million men and 42.4 million women.

Something doesn't add up

Divorced and otherwise unmarried people between 25-45 are the population that they studied, which most likely accounts for the much smaller-than-expected population they cite.

The commenters on TFA think that this is some egregious oversight on the part of the reporter and those that did the study. Sorry, morons (not you, SoS), but married people are basically never virgins in our society. Born-again virgins? Maybe.

I found that the military vets being close to the norm was surprising initially, and then I actually put some thought into it. Women love a man in uniform, and I certainly never had any problem meeting women that found it interesting. However, I knew countless guys in the Navy that were either dorks with a bad haircut or were ashamed of being in the Navy, thinking that chicks hate guys in the Navy. No, they hate guys that are too spineless to be proud of whatever they are. So all in all the researchers' results matched my experience in that sense.

THIS,

That chicks hate guys in the military meme must have been started by some townie who didn't like the competition or some college chick who got used by a "player" and is now warning her friends all military guys are "ebil".

factoryconnection: They also somehow figured out that teh buttsecks and requisite ATM

Okay, the former is somewhat understandable (kinda crazy, but you just learn to accept it after a while), but technical virgins doing ass-to-mouth? Really!?

Um...

dittybopper: crazytrpr:
Got to love the barracks "whores". Plenty of freaks around a post. Good times

THIS.

They provide an invaluable service that once was provided by camp followers.

Yup but today's current crop do it for free or for kicks. The love the whiskey d!ck, good times.

Sybarite: The study also found that male homosexuals were 11 times more likely to be virgins than heterosexuals, while female homosexuals were 6 times more likely to say they were virgins than heterosexuals.

I'm curious as to what we are defining as virginity here.

I was wondering the same thing. Especially when the article referenced homosexuals. If a woman has had lesbian sex but never slept with a man, is she a virgin?

/ Classic FARK koan

His team's survey found that 13.9 per cent of men and 8.9 per cent of women said they have never had sex.

News: A large number of people are 40 year old virgins.

Fark: 14% of males actually admit it.


The study also found that male homosexuals were 11 times more likely to be virgins than heterosexuals...

O_o

satanorsanta: OK

The site says 1.1 million men and 800k women between 25 and 45 never had sex.
It also says 13.9% men and 8.9% women of the same ages.
That means there are only 7.9 million men and 8.9 million women between the ages of 25 and 45.
According to my data(pops) there are 42.5 million men and 42.4 million women.

Something doesn't add up

I think this comes down to a question of defining "sex." We don't know how the survey was worded.

And women with college degrees were 5.4 times more likely to be virgins than women who never got their Bachelor's.

That must be a collection of some fugly women to have survived four years in a target-rich environment (presumably away from your parents) -- and still come out a virgin.

This astounds me. I am a not good looking guy who played D&D in high school and even I managed to get laid.

TheAbstractor:
Skeptical of your generalizations.

Radar was a case of a "born again virgin".

Starryeyes: There are no virgins on the internet - only sex gods.

I'm no sex god, but I'm no virgin, either.

Hell, I'm married, which means that while I may not be having sex *NOW*, I did have it in the distant past.

Nogale: I was wondering the same thing. Especially when the article referenced homosexuals. If a woman has had lesbian sex but never slept with a man, is she a virgin?

/ Classic FARK koan

I looked at that this way... most hetero guys I know lost their virginity at the end of a spirited but clueless quest for pussy. We didn't know what to do with it, we just knew that we had to have it and we begged, pleaded, and traded down to get it. Imagine, however, replacing all that exuberance with complete insecurity about your sexuality and the ability to say "no" to your girlfriend that you only have because it seems to be what other people are doing. You are, as a teenager, less likely to have sex.

As an adult you start learning about all the STD dangers that are far more highlighted for gay men than they are straights, and that gives you pause. Maybe you're a top that fell in love with another top, so it is a lifetime of BJs that no one could really complain about.

nesler: Okay, the former is somewhat understandable (kinda crazy, but you just learn to accept it after a while), but technical virgins doing ass-to-mouth? Really!?

Um...

My reaction exactly... total gross-out.

Wendy's Chili: And women with college degrees were 5.4 times more likely to be virgins than women who never got their Bachelor's.

So co-eds aren't slutty? Could've fooled me.

I dunno...it specifically says women with college degrees, not women currently earning college degrees... ;)