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(Some Tubbie Lover)   If you're a 6'2" 240-lb teletubbie, Canadian Police would like to have a word with you   (wtsp.com) divider line 55
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2009-11-02 08:21:28 AM
Teletubbies on PCP!
 
2009-11-02 08:40:54 AM
i149.photobucket.com
Me-Oh-My! Can't a girl in a slutty nurse Halloween costume make it through the night without being accosted by a purple-headed monster?
 
2009-11-02 09:03:03 AM
Did he conceal his gun in his magic, red purse?
 
2009-11-02 09:49:40 AM
Did they cause another 9/11? Teletubbies are always causing 9/11s.
 
2009-11-02 09:50:03 AM
Tron guy nods approvingly.
 
2009-11-02 09:50:55 AM
wearemoviegeeks.com
 
2009-11-02 09:52:24 AM
I wish I weighed 240.
 
2009-11-02 09:52:37 AM
Was it the gay teletubby?
 
2009-11-02 09:53:34 AM
that's a real noo-noo.
 
2009-11-02 09:55:49 AM
My son used to like the teletubbies. And I always thought it odd, but somehow relaxing, that they'd show the same little program on their bellies twice in a row.
 
2009-11-02 09:56:21 AM
You can tell a lot about somebody by their favorite telletubby.
Purple: You're gay
Red: You're gay
Green: You're gay
Yellow: You're gay
 
2009-11-02 09:57:10 AM
Did he escape on some stupid looking scooter with a huge purse?
 
2009-11-02 09:57:43 AM
Heh, the description sounds just like my husband. I'm going to have to ask him if he was actually in Ontario dressed like a Teletubbie instead of at the grocery store.
 
2009-11-02 09:58:52 AM
jehovahs witness protection: You can tell a lot about somebody by their favorite telletubby.
Purple: You're gay
Red: You're gay
Green: You're gay
Yellow: You're gay




So, you're saying Red is the best one? I don't get it ;)
 
2009-11-02 10:00:05 AM
PhillyBoy: Was it the gay teletubby?
It appears so... There is even Video proof (new window)
 
2009-11-02 10:01:24 AM
I prefer Telebigboned.
 
2009-11-02 10:02:12 AM
jehovahs witness protection: You can tell a lot about somebody by their favorite telletubby.
Purple: You're gay
Red: You're gay
Green: You're gay
Yellow: You're gay


And if you are any historical figure, they were gay as well. In face it seems like this is teh gay agenda, to make everyone believe that everyone is gay, no matter what evidence show otherwise.
 
2009-11-02 10:03:21 AM
Poppyale: jehovahs witness protection: You can tell a lot about somebody by their favorite telletubby.
Purple: You're gay
Red: You're gay
Green: You're gay
Yellow: You're gay



So, you're saying Red is the best one? I don't get it ;)


Grammar Nazis are sure to comment on the list too; as poster injected two uses of "you".
 
2009-11-02 10:05:17 AM
Thisbymaster: And if you are any historical figure, they were gay as well. In face it seems like this is teh gay agenda, to make everyone believe that everyone is gay, no matter what evidence show otherwise.

Well that's just gay
 
2009-11-02 10:08:42 AM
What a Gay Teletubby might look like.
i867.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-02 10:09:26 AM
A woman reports she was walking home alone just after midnight, when she was approached by a man dressed as a Teletubby, carrying a handgun.

This made me LOL. Tinky Winky will fark you up, man, unless you gimme dah cash!
 
2009-11-02 10:13:30 AM
Canadian police? Like the RCMP?
Or police in Canada? Like the London Police Service?

Know the difference, it could save your life!
 
2009-11-02 10:14:59 AM
No red handbag - No cash. Fark you, Tinky Winky.
 
2009-11-02 10:16:53 AM
i136.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-02 10:18:56 AM
that's not all that happened in this town.
 
2009-11-02 10:20:20 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-11-02 10:21:50 AM
That teletubbie suit was the best clothing buy I ever made. So slimming!
 
2009-11-02 10:26:33 AM
that's a pretty good description considering dude was in a costume that completely covers the guy's body.
 
2009-11-02 10:28:22 AM
hockeyfarker: that's a pretty good description considering dude was in a costume that completely covers the guy's body.

And where exactly were you Saturday night?
 
2009-11-02 10:28:36 AM
FTA The suspect is described as a 6 ft. 2 in. man weighing 200 to
240 pounds, with short dark hair, clean shaven, and a muscular
build.


With such a detailed description of the perp I'm going to have to call shenanigans, either that or he had the worst Teletubby costume ever.
 
2009-11-02 10:29:09 AM
Stinky Winky!
Tipsy!
Harlot!
Hoe!
 
2009-11-02 10:29:54 AM
Is it 6'2/240 in costume or out?

Wait, since it's Canada- Is it 6'2/240 in coustume or oot, eh?
 
2009-11-02 10:32:47 AM
Mr. Murder: And where exactly were you Saturday night?

I was in Canada, and I did see a guy in a purple Teletubby costume. maybe it was that guy.
 
2009-11-02 10:38:39 AM
bighairyguy: I wish I weighed 240.

You can have about 40 of my pounds; will that get you close?

/precisely 6'2" and 240 lbs (even weighed myself this morning)
//that's why I clicked the link
///no, I don't own a Teletubby costume and wasn't in Ontario recently
 
2009-11-02 10:39:18 AM
"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals and teletubbies"

/RIP, Jerry Falwell
 
2009-11-02 10:46:19 AM
Super Chronic: ///no, I don't own a Teletubby costume and wasn't in Ontario recently

as far as you know.
 
2009-11-02 10:55:39 AM
Not 6'2", but book him Danno anyway.

i34.tinypic.com
 
2009-11-02 10:59:04 AM
Super Chronic: bighairyguy: I wish I weighed 240.

You can have about 40 of my pounds; will that get you close?

/precisely 6'2" and 240 lbs (even weighed myself this morning)
//that's why I clicked the link
///no, I don't own a Teletubby costume and wasn't in Ontario recently


This 40 pounds?

dailybloglist.com
 
2009-11-02 11:11:30 AM
Can you get rape in any other size, or is rape only sold in 40 lb. boxes?

/said rape twice
//likes rape
 
2009-11-02 11:32:25 AM
Sin_City_Superhero: Can you get rape in any other size, or is rape only sold in 40 lb. boxes?

/said rape twice
//likes rape


You can get a metric tonne but I don't think you can handle that much rape.
 
2009-11-02 11:32:26 AM
tuna fingers: Poppyale: jehovahs witness protection: You can tell a lot about somebody by their favorite telletubby.
Purple: You're gay
Red: You're gay
Green: You're gay
Yellow: You're gay

So, you're saying Red is the best one? I don't get it ;)

Grammar Nazis are sure to comment on the list too; as poster injected two uses of "you".


Cool story bro.
 
2009-11-02 11:55:07 AM
Am glad the woman survived unscathed. Could he be the gay teletubbie we were warned about by gerry falwell?
 
2009-11-02 11:57:19 AM
FunkOut: You can get a metric tonne but I don't think you can handle that much rape.

Haliburton only ships it in freighter containers anyway
 
2009-11-02 11:59:53 AM
If you're looking for a 6'2" 240-lb teletubbie, FARK is definitely the right place to start.
 
2009-11-02 12:07:08 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: FunkOut: You can get a metric tonne but I don't think you can handle that much rape.

Haliburton only ships it in freighter containers anyway


They also apparently can come in 'big'

i635.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-02 12:13:22 PM
A woman reports she was walking home alone just after midnight, when she was approached by a man dressed as a Teletubby, carrying a handgun.

THAT is one specific fetish.
 
2009-11-02 12:47:31 PM
hockeyfarker: that's a pretty good description considering dude was in a costume that completely covers the guy's body.

Apparently the cops questioned and released a different guy dressed like Tinky Winky in the same area. Were the costumes on sale or something?
 
2009-11-02 12:51:11 PM
darwinwench: hockeyfarker: that's a pretty good description considering dude was in a costume that completely covers the guy's body.

Apparently the cops questioned and released a different guy dressed like Tinky Winky in the same area. Were the costumes on sale or something?


From the London Free Press:
Halloween took a bizarre and frightening turn in London this weekend when a man dressed as a children's television character, a purple teletubby, robbed a woman at gunpoint near the city's core.

London police say a costume-wearing, gun-toting teletubby confronted the woman near the intersection of Talbot and Mill streets just after midnight and demanded cash.

The woman, in her 20's, gave an undisclosed amount of cash to the robber, who then ran south on Talbot.

The woman wasn't injured but her misfortune wasn't hers alone. A second man dressed in costume was later stopped in the area by police and questioned - but police had the wrong teletubby.

"He was deemed not to be the teletubby we were looking for," Const. Kevin Lui said. "Unfortunately, Halloween provides (robbers) more cover than any other night."


The woman said the man who robbed her was between 6'2" and 6'4", 200 to 240 pounds and had a muscular build, short, dark hair and was clean shaven.

Teletubbies is a children's television series aimed at pre-schoolers that also gained a cult following by some older than the target audience. The purple teletubby, named Tinky Winky, gained notoriety after evangelical preacher Jerry Falwell claimed the character was a homosexual role model because he carried a magic bag that looked like a lady's purse.
 
2009-11-02 01:28:06 PM
between 6'2" and 6'4", 200 to 240 pounds and had a muscular build, short, dark hair and was clean shaven.

Guy sounds hot...
 
2009-11-02 01:33:21 PM
Pro Zack: Super Chronic: ///no, I don't own a Teletubby costume and wasn't in Ontario recently

as far as you know.


Well, I can tell you that I haven't mysteriously woken up wearing a costume in another country since college.
 
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