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(3 News New Zealand)   If you've abandoned a herd of cows in a local park, the council would appreciate it if you could remoove them as soon as possible   (3news.co.nz) divider line 41
    More: Weird, North Shore, Richard Lewis, Auckland  
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2009-11-01 10:26:55 PM
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I'VE ABANDONED MY COWS!!!

I'VE ABANDONED MY HERD!!!
 
2009-11-01 10:50:28 PM
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2009-11-02 01:29:19 AM
That's udderly bad.
 
2009-11-02 01:30:14 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'VE ABANDONED MY COWS!!!

I'VE ABANDONED MY HERD!!!


Best movie of the past 5 years.

I dare you to farking argue with that.
 
2009-11-02 01:31:48 AM
texdent: That's udderly bad.

When asked how he felt about the cows, area resident commented that it was a "bunch of bull."
 
2009-11-02 01:37:13 AM
shiat, I never thought my exs would actually associate.

Sorry, guys.
 
2009-11-02 01:37:46 AM
Aliens did it!

Swiped them, did their anal probing, got lost and said fark em, just dropped them in the first open place they saw.
 
2009-11-02 01:43:56 AM
TheMega: Aliens did it!

Swiped them, did their anal probing, got lost and said fark em, just dropped them in the first open place they saw.


No silly. Aliens anally probe humans. Cows they turn inside out. Get your species-specific extraterrestrial abuse standards right.

/On another note, who abandons cows? I'm pretty sure if you don't want them the slaughterhouse will always be happy to take them off your hands.
 
2009-11-02 01:45:20 AM
I find the first (and currently only) comment FTA's comment section somewhat unnerving....
 
2009-11-02 01:56:15 AM
We heifer find out what happened, and hopefully steer this case in the right direction.
 
2009-11-02 02:00:33 AM
I would be happy to give them a good home in my freezer.
 
2009-11-02 02:12:39 AM
They look cud-ly but I'm not going to milk the situation.
 
paj
2009-11-02 02:13:25 AM
A cow thread from NZ? Shear madness. Thanks for mutton, subby.
 
2009-11-02 02:14:12 AM
detfrost1: I find the first (and currently only) comment FTA's comment section somewhat unnerving....

sweet my comment got posted too
 
2009-11-02 02:14:47 AM
AtomPeepers: May I urge you, sir, to consider the chicken sandwiches? It must be very rich and tender by now. We cows have been force feeding them for months.

I think I'll have a salad.
 
2009-11-02 02:18:16 AM
We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo
Or diiiie!

/watch out for chickens in choppers
 
2009-11-02 02:26:07 AM
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Best movie of the past 5 years.

I dare you to farking argue with that.



:-/

*considers making an argument for The Happening - the single greatest comedy of the modern era - but quickly thinks better of it*
 
2009-11-02 02:27:37 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'VE ABANDONED MY COWS!!!

I'VE ABANDONED MY HERD!!!


Sorry, what movie is this from?
 
2009-11-02 02:32:45 AM
rprygro: Sorry, what movie is this from?

It was a parody of Daniel Day-Lewis' lines from There Will Be Blood.

Worth a look, easily.
 
2009-11-02 02:34:26 AM
Council: It's for the greater good. (the greater good)

/Also, the movie this quote is from is better than that other movie in this thread.
 
2009-11-02 02:47:38 AM
It certainly would behoove you to get rid of them.
 
2009-11-02 03:03:12 AM
Herd of cows?
Of course I have.
/had to
 
2009-11-02 03:08:22 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Best movie of the past 5 years.

I dare you to farking argue with that.


:-/

*considers making an argument for The Happening - the single greatest comedy of the modern era - but quickly thinks better of it*


TMLO thinking better of making a ridiculous argument?

What a twist!
 
2009-11-02 04:18:03 AM
Remove
/pet peeve
 
2009-11-02 04:21:18 AM
John Hopoate: Re-mooooooooooo-ve
/pet peeve


ahdurrrrrr
 
2009-11-02 04:21:48 AM
Feh. Americans would know how to solve this problem.

"Sharpen the knives and fire up the grill Charlie!"
 
2009-11-02 05:44:28 AM
thisispete: We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo
Or diiiie!

/watch out for chickens in choppers


We are free roaming bovine,we'll have it our way
 
2009-11-02 05:57:06 AM
John Hopoate: Remove
/pet peeve


Oh *wow*.

I kept re-reading the headline after the ISWYDT and couldn't find anything out of the ordinary. Until you posted that.

The human brain: Truly, it will only let you see what it expects to see.

/SEP field, politics, etc
 
2009-11-02 06:19:48 AM
images-eu.amazon.com

/hot like the streets of Ankh-Morpork on a summer day
 
2009-11-02 06:40:46 AM
The council sure will have a beef with whoever did this.
 
2009-11-02 08:06:58 AM
What an udder disgrace.
 
2009-11-02 08:27:52 AM
Mr Exler says no local farmers are missing stock.

Cattle that magically appear. The hunger problem is solved.
 
2009-11-02 09:53:43 AM
Submitter, that was lo-ooow...
 
2009-11-02 10:17:22 AM
detfrost1: I find the first (and currently only) comment FTA's comment section somewhat unnerving....

I added to it, Sven, but now the link is farked.
 
2009-11-02 10:44:41 AM
tuna fingers: detfrost1: I find the first (and currently only) comment FTA's comment section somewhat unnerving....

I added to it, Sven, but now the link is farked.


I'm Sven :(
 
2009-11-02 11:02:35 AM
Ah, the tragedy of the commons....
 
2009-11-02 11:28:37 AM
And I thought you only heard about missing cows on Facebook.
 
2009-11-02 12:10:43 PM
Who cares about a bunch of cows?
 
2009-11-02 12:35:56 PM
A horadric cube and wirt's leg were also found at the scene
 
2009-11-02 04:41:23 PM
Is this an ad for some facebook farm app?
 
2009-11-02 06:02:04 PM
BEEF! It's whats for dinner.
 
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