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aniktwo

2009-11-01 09:34:32 PM

I like their Red House Furniture (new window) ad the best.

DanRankin

2009-11-01 09:39:49 PM

wicked.

phedex

2009-11-01 09:43:28 PM

That was indeed pretty awesome.

PerfectStorm

2009-11-01 09:48:21 PM

The eagle and wild cat sound FX sealed the deal for me.

I'll call first thing on Monday. Or maybe I won't. He won't care.

Calebros

2009-11-01 09:49:46 PM

PerfectStorm: The eagle and wild cat sound FX sealed the deal for me.

I'll call first thing on Monday. Or maybe I won't. He won't care.

^5

cool9333

2009-11-01 09:54:29 PM

"my wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post..." - classic stuff.

trailer saleschick is the hawtness! i love the cougar sound over the closeup of her taking a drag on her cig.

Old enough to know better

2009-11-01 10:00:04 PM

Epic commercial is epic.

Or not. I don't care.

AirForceVet

2009-11-01 10:01:54 PM

I'm still not going to buy a double-wide from him.

/And he doesn't care.

DimensionalPunk

2009-11-01 10:12:48 PM

When I was really little I asked my dad what an oversized load was and he told me it's when you have to flush the toilet twice.

chemical_angel

2009-11-01 10:15:40 PM

Epic? Really? How about not?

12349876

2009-11-01 10:17:04 PM

chemical_angel: Epic? Really? How about not?

The music was. The video certainly wasn't.

Mentat

2009-11-01 10:32:04 PM

Maybe I'll post a witty comment. Or not. I don't care.

Gangway Fathead

2009-11-01 10:36:53 PM

My parents lived in a mobile home when I was born so I got a kick out of that.

SharkTrager

2009-11-01 10:40:08 PM

Gangway Fathead: My parents lived in a mobile home when I was born so I got a kick out of that.

I don't care.

Unixfreak

2009-11-01 10:48:19 PM

That's kinda funny. The "making of" video is even better. That Robert guy is made for TV.

The sales girl is pretty bangable, in a gee-this-dumb-white-trash-chick-is-fun-but-I-hope-to-god-I-don't-impregnate-her sort of way. Definitely a moped.

Phideaux

2009-11-01 11:02:11 PM

In 6 months this will be a reality show on the Discover channel.

Marshall Willenholly

2009-11-01 11:22:54 PM

So I'm confused. Is it real or not?

Beaver Knievel

2009-11-01 11:28:54 PM

Phideaux: In 6 months this will be a reality show on the Discover channel.

Too true.

Between the apparently endless parade of coppycat shows like those cake shows, the 'I have # children" shows, and tattoo shows, and 'OMFG I fish [and/or] log for a living!!!' shows, as well as the 4 religious channels, 6 spanish channels, and 6 home shopping channels, I'm having a hard time justifying the cost of cable TV.

Don't get me started on the pakistani channel that comcast keeps telling me is a 'bonus'.

salvador.hardin

2009-11-01 11:30:39 PM

I am apathetic to most things so I could be getting a kick out of these replies. Or not. I don't care.

Theaetetus

2009-11-01 11:33:24 PM

Somehow, I happen to doubt that he maintains proper insurance and would be willing to guarantee manufacturing standards. Or willing to guarantee banging (a) the saleschick or (b) his wife (his wife's boyfriend must sneak in under a pre-existing coontition). Nonetheless, I would not recommend purchasing anything from this man.

OnmyojiOmn

2009-11-01 11:36:56 PM

Unixfreak: The sales girl is pretty bangable, in a ~~gee-this-dumb-white-trash-chick-is-fun-but-I-hope-to-god-I-don't-impregnate-her~~ you've-always-wondered-what-an-ashtray-tastes-like sort of way.

FTFY.

/Was on board until the cigarette

ignite ice

2009-11-01 11:47:56 PM

That was actually pretty farking stupid. The whole "serious tone" of it and the "I don't give a damn" attitude was too dramatic for me to enjoy. I mean, they're trying to play off the fact that it's a mobile hole. Well, who gives a shiat? They're realizing that they are mobile homes so instead of ignoring it, they try to play off it. Ends up looking all douchebaggery instead of epic. Or it doesn't. I don't know.

historynow11

2009-11-01 11:57:14 PM

I loled. I love small town commercials, always make me laugh.

InferiousX

2009-11-02 12:00:09 AM

Hmmm questioning the authenticity. How many commercials do you normally see that are 1:19 in length?

And it doesn't beat Vern Fonk ads (new window)

MickTheBloodyPirate

2009-11-02 12:07:56 AM

well, i'm glad he doesn't care, because i'm certainly not in the mobile home market. but, i do appreciate his candor.

gmupps

2009-11-02 12:30:28 AM

OnmyojiOmn: Unixfreak: The sales girl is pretty bangable, in a ~~gee-this-dumb-white-trash-chick-is-fun-but-I-hope-to-god-I-don't-impregnate-her~~ you've-always-wondered-what-an-ashtray-tastes-like sort of way.

FTFY.

/Was on board until the cigarette

i148.photobucket.com

lostcat

2009-11-02 12:56:44 AM

I came across a little queer once.

Beaver Knievel

2009-11-02 01:00:49 AM

InferiousX: Hmmm questioning the authenticity. How many commercials do you normally see that are 1:19 in length?

And it doesn't beat Vern Fonk ads (new window)

SHAPOOPIE!!!

also

DNACE!!!!

Beaver Knievel

2009-11-02 01:01:33 AM

Whoops...

DANCE!!!

Bill_Wick's_Friend

2009-11-02 01:22:00 AM

In this trailer home are men who don't know where they are, and don't care.

In this trailer home are men who know where they are, but don't care.

SharkTrager: I don't care.

GUARD! Take this man out of this trailer home and put him in that trailer home!

LondosHair

2009-11-02 01:58:55 AM

lostcat: I came across a little queer once.

What was his name?

yesanded

2009-11-02 02:30:07 AM

I'm sold.

This Is Bold Text

2009-11-02 02:56:08 AM

Jones' good--ass bbq and foot massage has you beat.

eddyatwork

2009-11-02 03:48:19 AM

Even if it's fake or viral marketing it's still more attention getting than most ads.

Uncorrect

2009-11-02 07:43:31 AM

Theaetetus: his wife (his wife's boyfriend must sneak in under a pre-existing coontition

Seems to me that there is some kind of comment that can be made about your typo.

/I'm not going to do it, though.

Grouchy Old Bear

2009-11-02 08:44:18 AM

If I ever would stoop to live in a smelly, mold-infested, cracker-ass mobile home.....again.....I would buy it from that guy.

IKillBugs

2009-11-02 08:50:23 AM

Marshall Willenholly: So I'm confused. Is it real or not?

I don't care.

maxpower007

2009-11-02 08:55:20 AM

aniktwo: I like their Red House Furniture (new window) ad the best.

thanks for wasting my time. that was the gayest thing i'll watch all day, hopefully.

pureobscure

2009-11-02 09:10:54 AM

InferiousX: Hmmm questioning the authenticity. How many commercials do you normally see that are 1:19 in length?

On their website it's listed as their 'youtube commercial" -- not a television commercial.

jennyz

2009-11-02 09:11:21 AM

This Is Bold Text: Jones' good--ass bbq and foot massage has you beat.

Greatness.

The Icelander

2009-11-02 09:24:04 AM

Quite possibly the best commercial ever made.

FlashHarry

2009-11-02 09:28:49 AM

odd 1:20 run time. specially created for YouTube?

either way; it's great.

The Great EZE

2009-11-02 11:11:06 AM

This Is Bold Text: Jones' good--ass bbq and foot massage has you beat.

Looked for that comment, got it, moving on.

chakalakasp

2009-11-02 12:16:11 PM

The Great EZE: This Is Bold Text: Jones' good--ass bbq and foot massage has you beat.

Looked for that comment, got it, moving on.

Except this is a real company and Jones is satire.

/the Onion is also not real
//neither is professional rassling

The Great EZE

2009-11-02 01:29:24 PM

chakalakasp: The Great EZE: This Is Bold Text: Jones' good--ass bbq and foot massage has you beat.

Looked for that comment, got it, moving on.

Except this is a real company and Jones is satire.

/the Onion is also not real
//neither is professional rassling

I know it's fake. It doesn't take away from the epicness. I spent 15 minutes crying and wishing that such a business actually existed.

/Lived in the 708
//enjoys BBQ and foot massages

mycatisposter

2009-11-02 02:16:29 PM

Did anyone mention the 1:19 run time?

Quatsch

2009-11-02 02:32:29 PM

mycatisposter: Did anyone mention the 1:19 run time?

Why is that important? Two people mentioned it...I'm just curious

Epiphany

2009-11-02 03:03:54 PM

OnmyojiOmn: Unixfreak: The sales girl is pretty bangable, in a gee-this-dumb-white-trash-chick-is-fun-but-I-hope-to-god-I-don't-impregnate-her you've-always-wondered-what-an-ashtray-tastes-like sort of way.

FTFY.

/Was on board until the cigarette

You must be gay. Also, chicks can brush their teeth after smoking, unless you think the mouth is just always fresh and whatnot. Also, that chick could have just gargled cat litter and I'd still fark the shiat out of her.

The Great EZE

2009-11-02 03:15:09 PM

Epiphany: OnmyojiOmn: Unixfreak: The sales girl is pretty bangable, in a gee-this-dumb-white-trash-chick-is-fun-but-I-hope-to-god-I-don't-impregnate-her you've-always-wondered-what-an-ashtray-tastes-like sort of way.

FTFY.

/Was on board until the cigarette

You must be gay. Also, chicks can brush their teeth after smoking, unless you think the mouth is just always fresh and whatnot. Also, that chick could have just gargled cat litter and I'd still fark the shiat out of her.

Well that's why you don't kiss 'em on the mouth.

Linux_Yes

2009-11-02 03:37:53 PM

you in 'bama now, boy.

we loves our Jesus,
our beer,
our nascar,
and fightin'
and frkkkin'

and we ain't very edumacated, but that's ok, cause jesus gonna' fix everything when he comes back from the dead.

and we just loves our freedom and hates da' government.

we don't mind gettin' frkkkked over by wall street bankers, afta' all, they live all the way up thar in whashinton.

but we hates the government, cause the church and businesss oweners told us to.

see yaw'll around

Sweet home Alabama!!

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