Riff Raff: It's astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness ["sucks"] takes its toll.
But listen closely...

Magenta: ["How long?"] Not for very much longer.

Riff Raff: ["How many balls do you have?"]
I've got to ["I've got three"] keep control.
I remember doing the time-warp ["Kick, kick"]
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me

Riff & Magenta: And the void would be calling...

Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

["how's it done?"]
[Here are the instructions: DO IT!]

Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.

All: And then a step to the right.

Narrator: With your hands on your hips. [Echo "tits -- or somebody else's"]

All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust ["ooh-ah-ooh-ah" or "group sex, group sex... or "Butt Fark, Butt Fark, Butt Fark"]
That really drives you insane.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
So you can't see me, ["Do you douche?"] no, not at all.
["Smells it."]
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention,
["Where are your tits?"]
Well secluded, I see all.

Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip ["fark"]

Magenta: You're into the time slip. ["fark that bird!"]

Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same.

Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation.

Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation.

All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just having a think
When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink.
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change.
Time meant nothing, never would again.

All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator: It's just a jump to the left.

All: And then a step to the right.

Narrator: With your hands on your hips.

All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

(Columbia tap-dances [just before she hits the stairs "Watch
out!"]) ["2, 4, 6, 8, show us how you masturbate!]

All: Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

Narrator: It's just a jump to the left. [Echo: "Get the fark off the desk"]

All: And then a step to the right.

Narrator: With your hands on your hips.

All: You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane.

Let's do the time-warp again.
Let's do the time-warp again.

"GET THE FARK OFF THE DESK" is my favorite callback.

That is all.

Dammit, Janet

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "GET THE FARK OFF THE DESK" is my favorite callback.

That is all.

My favorite is during the camera spinning bit at the end of "Superheroes": "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn turn..."

susansto-helit: My favorite is during the camera spinning bit at the end of "Superheroes": "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn turn..."

I don't think I've heard that one in my travels, actually. Interesting...

All the Chuckie Gray neckless stuff was a hoot, too.

/what diabolical chicken...

Mine is
"Oh my God! They killed Eddie!"
"You bastards!"

Who's to Blane? Sue's to Blane!

Knight Errant: Freeside: i've never understood why people are so obsessed with that movie

Came here to post this. The only thing worse than the Rocky Horror Picture Show is Rocky Horror Picture Show fans.

Crudbucket: 1,570 Rocky Horror fan to pelvic-thrust their way into world record for largest Time Warp dance. It's astounding sad



I'd far rather be there than at some goddamn Tea Party or Million [fill in the blank] March. More rational people at this one, I'd wager.

dahmers love zombie: Knight Errant: Freeside: i've never understood why people are so obsessed with that movie

Came here to post this. The only thing worse than the Rocky Horror Picture Show is Rocky Horror Picture Show fans.

Crudbucket: 1,570 Rocky Horror fan to pelvic-thrust their way into world record for largest Time Warp dance. It's astounding sad



I'd far rather be there than at some goddamn Tea Party or Million [fill in the blank] March. More rational people at this one, I'd wager.


I'd far rather be there than at some goddamn Tea Party or Million Penis March. More rational people at this one, I'd wager.

hitmanric: Crudbucket
1,570 Rocky Horror fan to pelvic-thrust their way into world record for largest Time Warp dance. It's astounding sad

That one blew right by you didn't it?

Nnnnnnn....no?

I never saw the movie, so ...

/pointless post is pointless

Hey Frank what's your favorite ice cream topping?

/Come.., with me.

fish500: HawgWild: I never saw the movie, so ...

/pointless post is pointless

Me neither

/pointlesser