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(Some Uniform Guy) Amusing And now, it's time to vote in 'The Worst Uni Ever' poll. Just remember, what has been seen can not be unseen   (uniwatchblog.com) divider line 77
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2009-11-01 11:03:12 AM
That's cool and all, but this is website convolution apparently straight out of 1995.

It would be like voting for the President of the United States on a paper ballot.

/Wait, what?
 
2009-11-01 11:04:42 AM
Why is this not on the list?

inlinethumb17.webshots.com

/link hotter than a Ulf Samuelsson knee on knee.
 
2009-11-01 11:05:33 AM
Uniwatchblog.com? The obsessive study of athletics aesthetics?

You can't make this shiat up can you?
 
2009-11-01 11:06:19 AM
I'm sorry, I'm just seeing a collage full of awesome on that page.
 
2009-11-01 11:06:32 AM
Ahem.
chicago.whitesox.mlb.com
 
2009-11-01 11:09:45 AM
Terrible website is terrible. Half of those uniforms look just fine anyway.

The dude's got it in for pinstripes as well, which really aren't THAT bad.
 
2009-11-01 11:12:15 AM
Ahem:

www.toptenz.net
 
2009-11-01 11:12:48 AM
The Sox in their cute little shorts have to be the winnars.
 
2009-11-01 11:13:07 AM
cdn.bleacherreport.com

This is a bad uniform, really?

This is about the only thing the Bills have gotten right in the last decade.
 
2009-11-01 11:14:51 AM
SeamusFerrell: Ahem.

That's haute couture compared to the shorts.
 
2009-11-01 11:16:12 AM
I call shenanigans. There can be no worst uniform poll without including Penn State football.
 
2009-11-01 11:21:28 AM
QUICKSlLVER: This is a bad uniform, really?

Yes. They look like a CFL team, and not a well-dressed one.
 
2009-11-01 11:22:08 AM
The 80's should be wiped from everyone's memories.
 
2009-11-01 11:24:46 AM
QUICKSlLVER: This is a bad uniform, really?

This is about the only thing the Bills have gotten right in the last decade.


Compared to the rest of the NFL, yes. Compared to the worst of all sports of all times, no.

www.theautochannel.com
/Is pissed off that he wasn't included
//Go Rainbow warrior, Go!
 
2009-11-01 11:27:20 AM
Lost Thought 00:
/Is pissed off that he wasn't included
//Go Rainbow warrior, Go!


Got us all there. Rainbow warrior for the win.
 
2009-11-01 11:28:48 AM
The Bills' current uniforms are not great (I'd prefer they go back to the Jim Kelly era, early 90s unis), but they're not terrible either.

If you're going to make fun of one of our teams, I would have thought it would be the Sabres' Buffaslug unis. Luckily, it seems the Sabres' are gradually transitioning away from those and towards the current alternates, which are pretty good because they're based on the originals.
 
2009-11-01 11:30:20 AM
alacy52: QUICKSlLVER: This is a bad uniform, really?

Yes. They look like a CFL team, and not a well-dressed one.


Maybe, but it's nowhere near worthy of a worst list. Honestly a lot of those weren't that bad. Not great, but half of the throwback unis are worse than those.

And he seems to really hate orange.
 
2009-11-01 11:32:27 AM
What, no Mooterus?

www.jerseycity.ca

/worst
//uniform
///ever
 
2009-11-01 11:33:36 AM
The Mooterus was bad, but the King's Burger King is so much worse.

www.insidesocal.com
 
2009-11-01 11:36:02 AM
No love for the Montreal Canadiens striped jersey?
 
2009-11-01 11:37:27 AM
alacy52: QUICKSlLVER: This is a bad uniform, really?

Yes. They look like a CFL team, and not a well-dressed one.


If only we could figure out where the Bills got the idea from...

www.sbrforum.com

/Although they did forget how to win games as the Als do.
 
2009-11-01 11:40:53 AM
Lost Thought 00: QUICKSlLVER: This is a bad uniform, really?

This is about the only thing the Bills have gotten right in the last decade.

Compared to the rest of the NFL, yes. Compared to the worst of all sports of all times, no.


/Is pissed off that he wasn't included
//Go Rainbow warrior, Go!


Man, that guy REALLY likes DuPont!
 
2009-11-01 11:43:01 AM
We do this thread 3 or 4 times a year. Usually the website has the good graces to actually display pictures of the uniforms.
 
2009-11-01 11:49:22 AM
Didn't anyone see the University of Oregon play last night? And that's not in this thread?!
 
2009-11-01 11:52:34 AM
Seattle has by and far the worst throwback jerseys in the NFL. I admit, though... I actually like the Broncos throwbacks (and I'm not a Broncos fan).
 
2009-11-01 11:55:56 AM
I'm lol'ing at the American Defenders of New Hampshire all-camo unis.

This team used to be the Nashua Pride and actually had some dignity.
 
2009-11-01 11:56:00 AM
For anybody that stayed with that geocities (RIP) abortion of a website, the Caribous of Colorado soccer team wins as worst uniform ever. Unanimous, hands down, unequivocally, no contest. Frills should never, I do mean never, be on a sports uniform. Vegas performer? ok, maybe. Gay club? again maybe. Sports uniform, nope, never
 
2009-11-01 12:01:19 PM
Mole Man: Why is this not on the list?

/link hotter than a Ulf Samuelsson knee on knee.


How about "anything using both yellow and brown"? I'm also thinking the old Padres uniform and the Denver Bronco throwbacks. Why use a combination of colors you typically find in your toilet?

The Bronco throwbacks (literally -- they need to be thrown back to where they found them) apparently were the cheapest uniforms the club could afford, a set of leftovers from a college exhibition bowl. [Source^]
 
2009-11-01 12:02:52 PM
pgh9fan: I call shenanigans. There can be no worst uniform poll without including Penn State football.

Plain or boring, maybe, but worst?

You sound like a Buckeye fan
 
2009-11-01 12:03:20 PM
1970s Knicks unis were a pile of suck:
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2009-11-01 12:06:15 PM
I'm with the write-in candidates for the White Sox shorts.
 
2009-11-01 12:10:55 PM
if you didn't take a look at the Tucson Toros uniforms, get some eye bleach ready. Good God.....
 
2009-11-01 12:19:37 PM
capngroovy: I'm with the write-in candidates for the White Sox shorts.

Except they're on the list. I voted for them.
 
2009-11-01 12:23:45 PM
Here's the turquoise back of the tucson toro's uni.

3.bp.blogspot.com

The goggles, they do nothing
 
2009-11-01 12:25:46 PM
I always thought that the White Sox shorts unis were so ridiculously bad that they were actually awesome. I voted for the '78 Padres uniform. The late '70s Pirates uniforms should be on the list. Putting the Yankee pinstripes on the list is asinine. Those are classic uniforms that should be on the best uniform list, not the worst.
 
2009-11-01 12:28:16 PM
Tavillion: Terrible website is terrible. Half of those uniforms look just fine anyway.

The dude's got it in for pinstripes as well, which really aren't THAT bad.


I've got it in for bland white and grey. I prefer color in my unis. Team reputations notwithstanding, if you gave me the choice of wearing Yankees pinstripes or the Astros rainbow uni, I'll take the Astros. I agree with this guy on that front.
 
2009-11-01 12:32:15 PM
Okay, they're both on his list. But I'll wear this:

assets.nydailynews.com

before I wear this:

sportsillustrated.cnn.com
 
2009-11-01 12:41:56 PM
Lost Thought 00:
/Is pissed off that he wasn't included
//Go Rainbow warrior, Go!


Pfffffffttt. Alex Lloyd would like a word with you.

www.orbitcast.com

/hot pink
 
2009-11-01 12:54:23 PM
Ahem...
www.nba.com

Not a big NBA fan, but I've always found these unis atrocious.

/hot linked for her pleasure.
 
2009-11-01 01:18:37 PM
cdn.nhl.com
 
2009-11-01 01:23:15 PM
I like the green Seahawks jerseys. My favorite NFL jersey. Of course, I'm a big fan of lime green.
 
2009-11-01 01:28:22 PM
mjoven1975: I always thought that the White Sox shorts unis were so ridiculously bad that they were actually awesome. I voted for the '78 Padres uniform. The late '70s Pirates uniforms should be on the list. Putting the Yankee pinstripes on the list is asinine. Those are classic uniforms that should be on the best uniform list, not the worst.

You know though, when you are talking the ridiculous baggy uniforms that are popular right now, the pinstripes really look like shiat.
 
2009-11-01 01:37:46 PM
Zoop: I like the green Seahawks jerseys. My favorite NFL jersey. Of course, I'm a big fan of lime green.

I'm a fan of Lime green, but it's better as a secondary color, especially against black.

The Bears, Browns, Dolphins, Seahawks, and Steelers are all teams that should probably never have trotted out their tertiary color uniforms.

/No idea why the Bengals' current unis are on the list. They don't bug me
 
2009-11-01 01:41:07 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Uniwatchblog.com? The obsessive study of athletics aesthetics?

You can't make this shiat up can you?


Nope and here is my membership card:

First to guess which team and who number it belongs to gets a month of TF on me (new window)

Read the weekday column a couple of days - its great!
 
2009-11-01 01:50:56 PM
I happen to like the infamous Astros uniform. So there.

I hadn't seen the lime green Seattle gear, but I think it's quite striking. So there.

The peacock blue Seals uniforms are lovely.

The Defenders' camo is appropriate, so they can keep it.


I read Uniwatch all the time; I just totally disagree with his taste.
 
2009-11-01 02:02:23 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the 2009 Oregon Ducks.

cdn.complex.com
 
2009-11-01 02:20:32 PM
Tesko: Ahem...


Not a big NBA fan, but I've always found these unis atrocious.

/hot linked for her pleasure.


The Nuggets in a worst uni contest isn't even fair. They could have a whole section by themselves.

I never minded the Astro's 70's uni's, though.
 
2009-11-01 02:29:15 PM
Not Included???

slanchreport.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-01 02:30:09 PM
www.badmovies.org
 
2009-11-01 02:38:16 PM
zeppo: The Angry Hand of God: Uniwatchblog.com? The obsessive study of athletics aesthetics?

You can't make this shiat up can you?

Nope and here is my membership card:

First to guess which team and who number it belongs to gets a month of TF on me (new window)

Read the weekday column a couple of days - its great!


Looks like a Rickey Henderson zeppo: The Angry Hand of God: Uniwatchblog.com? The obsessive study of athletics aesthetics?

You can't make this shiat up can you?

Nope and here is my membership card:

First to guess which team and who number it belongs to gets a month of TF on me (new window)

Read the weekday column a couple of days - its great!


Graeme Lloyd, Australian Baseball?
 
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