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(Contact Music) Silly David Hasselhoff compares himself to Amy Winehouse. Well, they're both alcoholics, they've both used up their fifteen minutes and yet are still around, they've released terrible albums, and inexplicably have a large fanbase   (contactmusic.com) divider line 29
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2009-11-01 11:04:43 AM
Amy Winehouse is actually a great artist. So shut the fark up.
 
2009-11-01 11:06:45 AM
Here comes the Winehouse Hasselhoff sex tape!



\*RALPH*
 
2009-11-01 01:45:21 PM
It's so sad when Hasselhoff is the one you'd rather look at.
 
2009-11-01 01:53:26 PM
You know who loves David Hasselhoff?
 
2009-11-01 01:57:12 PM

Best video ever.
(new window)
 
2009-11-01 02:26:37 PM
So who's willing to make a recursive winehouse?
 
2009-11-01 02:32:28 PM
Hasselhoff needs to stop the pity parade. Yeah, he's a washed-up loser actor who's either had a career with a talking car or a variety of breast implants ratcheted to gullible one-note starlets, but for fark's sake, what does he want? Take your money and self-destruct elsewhere while the rest of us eke through life, you bastard.
 
2009-11-01 03:25:59 PM
I liked Amy Winehouse's last 2 albums. She hasn't been around long enough for me to call her great yet. Who gives a crap about her self destruction. If crack helps her put out good albums, so be it. You're right belowner, Kurt Cobain wasn't all that either, but I don't see what he has to w/this.
 
2009-11-01 03:42:06 PM
RockIsDead: Go back to your Metallica idolizing subby.

Hey! I do not like Metallica.
 
2009-11-01 03:46:44 PM
Tatsuma: Amy Winehouse is actually was almost a great decent artist.

Brits always tout white-boys/girls who sing Blues.
 
2009-11-01 04:08:45 PM
RocketRod: Tatsuma: Amy Winehouse is actually was almost a great decent artist.

Brits always tout white-boys/girls who sing Blues.


Fergus hates you now
 
2009-11-01 04:11:10 PM
You have to admit though the Hoff ended the cold war, got the Berlin Wall pulled down and ended decades of communism, freeing Eastern Europe with his singing prowess. I hardly think that's something to look down upon.
 
2009-11-01 04:18:16 PM
Tatsuma: Amy Winehouse is actually a great artist. So shut the fark up.

Ditto.
 
2009-11-01 06:01:50 PM
Tatsuma: Amy Winehouse is actually a great artist. So shut the fark up.

It figures you would like someone who self-detonates on a regular basis. I would have thought you'd prefer someone who takes down more innocent civilians with her shrapnel, but whatever.
 
2009-11-01 06:52:02 PM
katerbug72: Best video ever. (new window)

Came here to say this.
 
2009-11-01 07:16:28 PM
Amy Winehouse may be annoying, but she really is talented.

Any talent the Hoff's had seems to have faded. I'm still scratching my head over why he's so cherished in Germany.
 
2009-11-01 07:30:25 PM
Amy Winehouse has talent. She just can't keep her shiat together.
 
2009-11-01 08:01:58 PM
I don't care how much talent either of them have.

Whoever eats the most burgers off the floor while drunk, wins.

So Hasselhoff is ahead in my book.
 
2009-11-01 09:20:39 PM
It's refreshing to watch a real artist like Amy slowly self-destruct. The no-talent celebrity bums and reality-show losers who can't keep it together are a bore. The Hoff is somewhere in between, neither interesting nor annoying.
 
2009-11-01 10:41:49 PM
Back to Black was a perfect storm of production, lyrics, and vocals. Great album, and she'll never be able to come close to it again.
 
2009-11-02 01:17:03 AM
He was misquoted...What he really said..."I like Any Wine in the House"
 
2009-11-02 02:57:44 AM
katerbug72: Best video ever. (new window)


/FTFY
 
2009-11-02 06:57:57 AM
ParadisePornoTheater: Amy Winehouse may be annoying, but she really is talented.

Any talent the Hoff's had seems to have faded. I'm still scratching my head over why he's so cherished in Germany.


He is not "so cherished" here. The Germans might recognize him on the street, and they might ask him for an autograph. Maybe he gets fan-mail from a couple of die-hard fans.
But the times where women would get his face tattooed on their boobs are definitely over.
All that is left if you mention his name everyone remembering the good old times, and then sobering quickly at the thought of his more recently "achievements" (floorburger, anyone?).

Also, his idea that he personally sang down the Berlin Wall is considered quite delusional by the Germans. If the Reunification had an anthem, it was "Wind of Change" by the Scorpions.
"Looking for Freedom" was never more than a pop song by a one-hit-wonder.
 
2009-11-02 08:37:45 AM
zefal: katerbug72: Best video ever. (new window)


/FTFY


Link
 
2009-11-02 10:59:37 AM
belowner: danny_kay: If the Reunification had an anthem, it was "Wind of Change" by the Scorpions.

Ah, the most recognizable song with indecipherable lyrics ever:

Bleach me In the magic I to borrow,
On a florry night,
We're the children of a sorrow cream a day
in the Wind of Change


o.O
 
2009-11-02 12:48:43 PM
Dude, whatever. Amy might have a trainwreck of a life but she is not limited to "15 minutes." Her music is amazing. As long as she can sing she'll be famous, I'm sure.
 
2009-11-02 05:21:26 PM
danny_kay: Also, his idea that he personally sang down the Berlin Wall is considered quite delusional by the Germans. If the Reunification had an anthem, it was "Wind of Change" by the Scorpions.
"Looking for Freedom" was never more than a pop song by a one-hit-wonder.


Neil Young's "Rocking [or was it "Rockin'"?] in the Free World" was also played incessently when the wall opened. Of course, that was just because of the chorus. The verses are all about how bad Wesern civilisation in general and the U.S. in particular are - and George H. W. Bush in even more particular even though he had only been in office for a couple of months when it was written.

By the way, was Young's mulletted drummer in the video Neil Hope from Degrassi Junior High & Degrassi High? It sure looked like him. As Stamos demonstrated in "Kokomo", being the drummer in a video does not require being the drummer in the studio.
 
2009-11-02 05:26:49 PM
HopScotchNSoda: danny_kay: Also, his idea that he personally sang down the Berlin Wall is considered quite delusional by the Germans. If the Reunification had an anthem, it was "Wind of Change" by the Scorpions.
"Looking for Freedom" was never more than a pop song by a one-hit-wonder.

Neil Young's "Rocking [or was it "Rockin'"?] in the Free World" was also played incessently when the wall opened. Of course, that was just because of the chorus. The verses are all about how bad Wesern civilisation in general and the U.S. in particular are - and George H. W. Bush in even more particular even though he had only been in office for a couple of months when it was written.

By the way, was Young's mulletted drummer in the video Neil Hope from Degrassi Junior High & Degrassi High? It sure looked like him. As Stamos demonstrated in "Kokomo", being the drummer in a video does not require being the drummer in the studio.


Looking back on the whole Berlin Wall thing, I think they should have had Mellencamp play "Crumblin' Down."
 
2009-11-02 05:56:24 PM
ParadisePornoTheater: Amy Winehouse may be annoying, but she really is talented.

Any talent the Hoff's had seems to have faded. I'm still scratching my head over why he's so cherished in Germany.


IIRC, when West German television first started loosening up and allowing more than the two government-run stations, one of the first American series to be shown was Knight Rider, which, in its original context, was a pretty cool show, and it was the only show in town. So the Hoff became the most popular man on German television.
 
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