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		Elton John diagnosed with a serious case of E. Coli. This is why you don't eat undercooked sausage (contactmusic.com)		40
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Soumac

2009-11-01 11:22:28 AM

I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

mjoven1975

2009-11-01 11:34:18 AM

Overheard in Elton John's hospital room (new window)

mjoven1975

2009-11-01 11:35:09 AM

Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

Tossed salad?

MONSTERTRUCK

2009-11-01 12:50:36 PM

Bummer

smells_like_meat

2009-11-01 02:21:10 PM

Has my vote for best headline of the year.

Guntram Shatterhand

2009-11-01 02:44:35 PM

His lunch lies bleeding on the floor.

Django_gvl

2009-11-01 02:49:13 PM

Good Lord!

I threw up in my mouth.

nicksteel

2009-11-01 02:50:57 PM

I think that the problem is not so much that the sausage was under-cooked, but where it had been prior to him ingesting it. Some place where the sun don' shine.

Greta_VanHouten

2009-11-01 02:53:49 PM

Oh Jesus Soumac, I need triple strength mind bleach. I wish I hadn't read your post.
I think I'm gonna be sick.

FunkOut

2009-11-01 02:55:02 PM

nicksteel: I think that the problem is not so much that the sausage was under-cooked, but where it had been prior to him ingesting it. Some place where the sun don' shine.

Detroit?

Black Lagoon

2009-11-01 03:01:37 PM

Wait, this guy's gay...?

www.morethings.com

nicksteel

2009-11-01 03:03:16 PM

FunkOut: nicksteel: I think that the problem is not so much that the sausage was under-cooked, but where it had been prior to him ingesting it. Some place where the sun don' shine.

Detroit?

you've been there!!???!!???

Beerguy

2009-11-01 03:10:25 PM

Sam Kinison is laughing his ass off wherever he may be.

/Obscure?

conjecture and hearsay

2009-11-01 03:12:40 PM

Probably from all that felching.

UberNeuman

2009-11-01 03:14:44 PM

Oh, subby, I don't wanna go on with you like that....

Dwight_Yeast

2009-11-01 03:28:08 PM

Black Lagoon: Wait, this guy's gay...?

Looks more like a furry to me.

HellblazerPrime

2009-11-01 03:41:34 PM

mjoven1975: Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

Tossed salad?

*WHOOSH*

Poopy MacPoop

2009-11-01 04:05:46 PM

Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

I get it, you're suggesting somebody sodomized him with an uncooked hamburger.

/I get jokes.

Balchinian

2009-11-01 04:11:20 PM

He must have been practicing on a rusty trombone.

Moray

2009-11-01 04:56:28 PM

$5 foot-long,

overdid the cheese and mayo.

MikeBoomshadow

2009-11-01 04:57:24 PM

Come to think of it, isn't this really a hilarious case of E. Coli?

Quantum Apostrophe

2009-11-01 05:16:09 PM

Bad meat in the can?

Fevis

2009-11-01 05:30:14 PM

RIM job, anyone?

Guntram Shatterhand

2009-11-01 05:33:46 PM

MikeBoomshadow: Come to think of it, isn't this really a hilarious case of E. Coli?

Say one thing about stomach viruses: they really do have a bizarre sense of humor. But it is humor.

/unlike your attempts, sinus infections
//keep trying

Gyrfalcon

2009-11-01 05:58:54 PM

mjoven1975: Soumac: I wonder how e coli bacteria got into his digestive system? I'm not sure ATM, but if I think about it, perhaps an answer will present itself.

Tossed salad?

Raw meat.

ParadisePornoTheater

2009-11-01 06:29:44 PM

First swine flu, now E.coli. What's it gonna be next?

Anything to get the biatch back in the headlines ...

MENSTRUATION

2009-11-01 06:37:18 PM

All jokes aside, I hope he doesn't die. :(

Robo Beat

2009-11-01 07:19:55 PM

Looks more like he got it from eating a bad pudding cup at snacktime.

/trisomy 21

eikni

2009-11-01 07:26:25 PM

Did Dirty Sanchez color outside the lines?

Kurmudgeon

2009-11-01 07:41:22 PM

"Wait, this guy's gay...?"

No, he's just very ebullient and effusive.
/obvious
//seriously

GoteamVenture

2009-11-01 08:01:02 PM

MONSTERTRUCK: Bummer

i guess thats why they call it the blues

shaft6969

2009-11-01 08:14:47 PM

And that, my friends, is why you never, ever go ass to mouth

markiedog

2009-11-01 10:11:15 PM

I figured he just had a nasty yeast infection. I hope nobody held a candle in his wind!

Descartes

2009-11-01 10:33:58 PM

Possible gravestone?

Here lies Sir Elton John
1947 - 2009
Born in Pinner, England
Reared in London, England

nemisonic

2009-11-01 11:02:02 PM

NEVER go ars to mouth.

//stolen from a Kevin Smith movie

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.

2009-11-01 11:16:54 PM

He's still standing. When he's not sitting on the toilet, that is.

From_The_Year_2000

2009-11-02 06:16:36 AM

Get it? Because he's gay? Oh, fark, you are so progressive, just like the rest of the liberal media.

hardercase

2009-11-02 01:42:41 PM

This thread is full of win!

Linux_Yes

2009-11-02 04:07:30 PM

i feel for him

i got i once and all you do for 7 or 8 days is shiatt yourself dry.

poor elton, all the money in the world can't save him now from the shhittt monster!!

he'll be bone dry after a week of constant sqirts.

DECMATH

2009-11-02 04:20:18 PM

Linux_Yes: i feel for him

i got it once and all you do for 7 or 8 days is shiatt yourself dry.

Stay healthy, friend.

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