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(UPI) Sad Jonas Brothers confirm they are not breaking up after all, ending the hopes of millions of parents with screaming, obsessed teen daughters   (upi.com) divider line 11
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ParadisePornoTheater
2009-11-01 01:03:44 PM
Good grief - another week, another false alarm.
 
Jonathan Hohensee
2009-11-01 01:13:07 PM
Isn't it weird that almost anything a teenage girl obsesses over, the rest of the world completely loathes?
 
hetheeme
2009-11-01 01:15:43 PM
Is it wrong that that headline using the term "Breaking Up" planted the image of the Jonas Brothers all being incestuously gay together in my head?

//Sure, they are saving themselves for the GIRL they will marry, doesn't mean they aren't boinking each other.
 
mcvey
2009-11-01 01:22:30 PM
It's an early-Christmas miracle! Praise the lord! Praise him.
 
Japancakes
2009-11-01 01:22:57 PM
hetheeme: Is it wrong that that headline using the term "Breaking Up" planted the image of the Jonas Brothers all being incestuously gay together in my head?

//Sure, they are saving themselves for the GIRL they will marry, doesn't mean they aren't boinking each other.

Having that image in your head is not weird in the least. Now, sharing that image with the rest of us...yeah.
 
vdantev
2009-11-01 02:04:49 PM
I'd prefer to read about their burning to death in a tour bus wreck, but people say I have issues.
 
Guntram Shatterhand
2009-11-01 02:28:39 PM
vdantev: I'd prefer to read about their burning to death in a tour bus wreck, but people say I have issues.fark that. I'm thinking of a high-powered rifle blast to their stomachs. And a few cameras filming their last moments crawling around in their own blood, feces, and assorted viscera squealing like pigs until they finally expire in a horrible fashion.

Then drinking the tears of all of those vapid teenage girls who haven't yet got their spirit broken. But then again, that's just me.
 
Twist2005
2009-11-01 04:43:34 PM
vdantev: I'd prefer to read about their burning to death in a tour bus wreck, but people say I have issues.

It's not so much that I want them to die, I just want them struck mute and horribly disfigured. That way they can hear the taunts and screams of horror for the rest of their (hopefully) long lives.
 
Forbidden Doughnut
2009-11-01 05:04:11 PM
They're still bringing in the bucks for Disney, and Mickey probably "convinced" them to stick to the corporate line..

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JohnnieStag
2009-11-01 07:53:59 PM
*sons.
 
vdantev
2009-11-03 11:08:01 AM
Guntram Shatterhand: vdantev: I'd prefer to read about their burning to death in a tour bus wreck, but people say I have issues.fark that. I'm thinking of a high-powered rifle blast to their stomachs. And a few cameras filming their last moments crawling around in their own blood, feces, and assorted viscera squealing like pigs until they finally expire in a horrible fashion.

Then drinking the tears of all of those vapid teenage girls who haven't yet got their spirit broken. But then again, that's just me.

F*cked your sister last night.
 
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