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(Some Erie Resident)   Man moves his family into a new home, surprised to find the image of a demon on his son's bedroom door (w/demonic door pic)   (qconline.com) divider line 165
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2009-11-01 10:30:19 AM
I found more pics (new window) of the culprit.
There's a whole movement going on here.
 
2009-11-01 10:31:40 AM
gorgor: sozelle: That's just ... so ... wrong. There are things in the world that should never be known or seen, much less never heard, or touched, or smelled, or tasted. You know, boundaries, man, boundaries.

Silence
http://tinyurl.com/yeqhe5n
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Thank you for the eye bleach. At least you have some sort of humanity.
 
2009-11-01 10:34:04 AM
I agree, it looks more like the Predator.
 
2009-11-01 10:34:28 AM
tb tibbles: Some of us use ignore for a reason.

*sniff*
I smell vaginal sand.
/you sound fat
 
2009-11-01 10:37:34 AM
gorgor: tb tibbles: Some of us use ignore for a reason.

*sniff*
I smell vaginal sand.
/you sound fat


Good thing it wasn't a salt. Otherwise the salt vampire would be having a field day.
 
2009-11-01 10:38:25 AM
It does look like the Predator, but I think Casey Jones is a better fit.
 
2009-11-01 10:43:21 AM
DFWPhotoGuy: Wood grain Jesus

Edvard Munch Jesus
new.rejesus.co.uk
psmc.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-01 10:47:52 AM
gorgor: Silence
http://tinyurl.com/yeqhe5n
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Leave my mom out of this
 
2009-11-01 10:49:14 AM
The English Major: gorgor: tb tibbles: Some of us use ignore for a reason.

*sniff*
I smell vaginal sand.
/you sound fat

Good thing it wasn't a salt. Otherwise the salt vampire would be having a field day.


That's true....old days of salt and snails. :)
 
2009-11-01 10:53:55 AM
Without reading the article, I'm assuming that maybe they were Duke fans:

www.sport-insight.com


/Duke yadda yadda yadda.
 
2009-11-01 10:59:48 AM
ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

Exactly my thoughts.
 
2009-11-01 11:00:32 AM
Millzners: That's nothing, the deck post on my new house has a knot in it that looks exactly like a full-sized perfectly proportioned penis. I'm talking head, shaft, balls, everything. It's even circumcised.

You would think the wood polishers would have noticed that when it was being erected.
 
2009-11-01 11:03:57 AM
Came here for the Eddie reference, good job people!
 
2009-11-01 11:07:21 AM
Hmmm..this is scary and very complicated.

/I'd just replace the door.
//Take that demon!
 
2009-11-01 11:09:32 AM
hubiestubert: ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

Pretty much my first thought.

He doesn't need an exorcism, he needs Danny Glover or the Governator...


What he needs is to GET TO THE CHOPPA!
 
2009-11-01 11:10:38 AM
You would think the wood polishers would have noticed that when it was being erected.

win
 
2009-11-01 11:13:53 AM
geniusiknowit: hubiestubert: ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

Pretty much my first thought.

He doesn't need an exorcism, he needs Danny Glover or the Governator...

What he needs is to GET TO THE CHOPPA!


I think he needs to take his whole family to see Paranormal Activity. That'll make them sleep better.
 
2009-11-01 11:21:21 AM
img2.timeinc.net

nut up or shut up
 
2009-11-01 11:22:29 AM
skinink: Pathman: what a demon door might look like

Too bad there are no decent pictures of the girl to post. I think the demon liked her even more when she matured and grew big breasts. What a looker!
On the other hand (and other people have said the same) her boyfriend Micah was the biggest idiot in the history of film. She could have had any guy and should have left him way before he even bought that stupid camera.


Watched it last night.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overhyped.

I seriously felt that naked boobies would have added a LOT of point for watchability. Hell for a couple in their twenties, they appear to have the passion of dried up sponges. Hell, I would have banged that demon right out of her or make sure that the demon knew that she was damaged goods..

There was so so much more that they could have done with it, and the ending sucked.

It jumped the shark when he finds that stupid web site about the wannabee exorcist.


Very disappointed.
 
2009-11-01 11:24:50 AM
gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


By the Beard of Odin, gorgor, I have clicked on many of your links and this was the first one that made me accidently shut down the whole computer to get rid of the image!
 
2009-11-01 11:25:52 AM
sell it on ebay. some dumbass will surely pay at least $1000 for it
 
2009-11-01 11:25:58 AM
clusterfrak: Leave my mom out of this

Well you see that's the rub.
Your mom likes to poke in and go whut whut whut....
Then my penis ends up in her butt.
/mistakes were made
 
2009-11-01 11:34:54 AM
New Moon Rabbit: gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)

By the Beard of Odin, gorgor, I have clicked on many of your links and this was the first one that made me accidently shut down the whole computer to get rid of the image!


LOL
 
2009-11-01 11:36:21 AM
gorgor: clusterfrak: Leave my mom out of this

Well you see that's the rub.
Your mom likes to poke in and go whut whut whut....
Then my penis ends up in her butt.
/mistakes were made


I love you Gorgor. I love you so damned much.
 
2009-11-01 11:38:22 AM
www.gamebanshee.com

Is not impressed
 
2009-11-01 11:38:49 AM
New Moon Rabbit: gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)

By the Beard of Odin, gorgor, I have clicked on many of your links and this was the first one that made me accidently shut down the whole computer to get rid of the image!


So, you accidentally the whole thing?
 
2009-11-01 11:44:43 AM
He's going to have more "evidence" of haunting if he doesn't prime it with shellac first to stop the bleeding.

/shoe has Peter Boyle on it after paintballing in the mud.
 
2009-11-01 11:48:17 AM
new.rejesus.co.uk

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2009-11-01 11:51:26 AM
The texture stamping leaves the impression of erect penises all over my ceiling.

We knew these people who saw an image like this on their bed frame. SO they burned the whole thing and got rid of the mattress. Idiots.
 
2009-11-01 11:58:28 AM
Been drinking again?
www.listphile.com
 
2009-11-01 12:07:50 PM
dark side of the moon: gorgor: clusterfrak: Leave my mom out of this

Well you see that's the rub.
Your mom likes to poke in and go whut whut whut....
Then my penis ends up in her butt.
/mistakes were made

I love you Gorgor. I love you so damned much.


Mom?
 
2009-11-01 12:15:12 PM
Mini Ditka

I lol'd!!!1!1
 
2009-11-01 12:17:24 PM
ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

came to say this.
 
2009-11-01 12:29:45 PM
ghare: DFWPhotoGuy: They thought that he was just a simple carpenter. A quiet man, little did the neighborhood know that he was the only son of god.

It was the perfect predator. The universes most skilled hunter. And it was out to collect trophy doors.

This November, one small Rhode Island town will not know what hit it.

November 1st.
Wood grain Jesus v Wood Grain Predator
JvP
Whoever wins, humanitys doors are doomed.

Looks like that saltsucking monster from star trek


llamabutchers.mu.nu
 
2009-11-01 12:43:38 PM
hubiestubert: ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

Pretty much my first thought.

He doesn't need an exorcism, he needs Danny Glover or the Governator...


He needs a sheet of sandpaper and to STFU
 
2009-11-01 12:48:59 PM
Igor Jakovsky: You can own your own salt sucking monster...isnt he adorable?

Cool, you should make it into a salt shaker.
 
2009-11-01 12:51:28 PM
GET! OUT!

/obscure?
 
2009-11-01 12:56:33 PM
jfarkinB: When I saw the headline, my first thought was "pareidolia". When I saw the picture, my first thought was "that's not a demon, that's a Predator". First two posts on the thread, bang, bang.

Then I saw DFWPhotoGuy's image and thought "hey, that's the salt vampire from ST TOS". (Not to knock the commentary, which rocked.) Then I saw ghare and basho's comments.

So I think I'll just go back to bed, and if somebody needs my opinion on something, I'll tell them to go look on Fark instead.


Uh yeah! I just received the Original Season 1 Star Trek Box Set from Amazon (I am not a Trekkie - it's something to watch with my little girls). We've watched the first two episodes so far (salt vampire is on the first one). I pointed out that thing looks like the monster to my girls to our amusement. AND THEN WE SAW THE OTHER COMMENTS. I never hear about the salt vampire ever ever, although of course I should know that fark is full of dorks. Anyhoo, our minds are all totally blown.
/and that is what you call a COOL STORY
 
2009-11-01 01:16:32 PM
gorgor: dark side of the moon: gorgor: clusterfrak: Leave my mom out of this

Well you see that's the rub.
Your mom likes to poke in and go whut whut whut....
Then my penis ends up in her butt.
/mistakes were made

I love you Gorgor. I love you so damned much.

Mom?


No but we can pretend if you want to ;)
 
2009-11-01 01:30:03 PM
Assuming it WASN"T made up, I would sell the house and get the farked out ASAP!! Dumass shouldn't have advertised it...who would buy a house possesed by demons?
...either that or call TAPS and profit!!
 
2009-11-01 01:37:10 PM
img147.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-01 01:45:58 PM
dark side of the moon: gorgor: dark side of the moon: gorgor: clusterfrak: Leave my mom out of this

Well you see that's the rub.
Your mom likes to poke in and go whut whut whut....
Then my penis ends up in her butt.
/mistakes were made

I love you Gorgor. I love you so damned much.

Mom?

No but we can pretend if you want to ;)


BIE or it didn't happen.
 
2009-11-01 02:03:57 PM
Yendor: Been drinking again?

Oh look at that - it matches the six pack on my fridge. I guess I have to have my place exorcised again.
 
2009-11-01 02:44:01 PM
I found an image of a demon on my door. I'm trying to come to terms with it, but some days are harder than others.
i486.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-01 02:56:27 PM
It just looks like that guy pressed his face into the door and rolled it like an ink stamp, right down to the beard.
 
2009-11-01 03:18:26 PM
everythinggoodwastaken.com
 
2009-11-01 03:21:33 PM
I hope my post was SFW. It is only wood, afterall ;)
 
2009-11-01 03:39:25 PM
ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator... and Jigsaw had a baby.

FTFY
 
2009-11-01 04:04:50 PM
photos.imageevent.com
 
2009-11-01 06:21:49 PM
magicgoo: I hope my post was SFW. It is only wood, afterall ;)

That's soft wood. Maybe Pine?
 
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