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(Some Erie Resident)   Man moves his family into a new home, surprised to find the image of a demon on his son's bedroom door (w/demonic door pic)   (qconline.com ) divider line
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2009-11-01 12:35:12 AM  
Ain't pareidolia a grand thing?
 
2009-11-01 12:38:32 AM  
Looks like Predator.
 
2009-11-01 12:47:20 AM  
Meh. Just a wood grain, had these all over my room when growing up.

/!traB pu kciP
 
2009-11-01 12:47:25 AM  
How much was the fine?
 
2009-11-01 01:01:09 AM  
that is kinda creepy.
 
2009-11-01 01:02:26 AM  

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.


photos.qconline.com

people.ee.duke.edu

/we have a winnar!!
 
2009-11-01 01:23:29 AM  

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.


Pretty much my first thought.

He doesn't need an exorcism, he needs Danny Glover or the Governator...
 
2009-11-01 01:24:34 AM  
It's pretty cool. They should cut it out, frame it, and sell at at consignment at a headshop. It would easily go for more than the price of a new door
 
2009-11-01 01:38:03 AM  
Nice bookmatching on the veneer panels.
 
2009-11-01 04:41:52 AM  
It's Darth Maul!
 
2009-11-01 05:20:47 AM  
It's a streetlamp.

Actually it's a congenital moron.
 
2009-11-01 06:59:32 AM  
 
2009-11-01 07:40:03 AM  

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.


Glad I wasn't the only one...
 
2009-11-01 07:40:44 AM  
Posted by Nick at Nite at 7:02PM on Friday, 10/30/09

I woke up this morning, looked at the statue of Satan in the family room and swore there was a door on his face.
 
2009-11-01 07:42:48 AM  
His stupidity is more scary than the farking door.
 
2009-11-01 07:44:52 AM  
"fine"?
e≠d
 
2009-11-01 07:47:56 AM  
Someone buys a house and realizes that the mortgage is going to be more than they can pay.

/best way of getting out
//just say it's haunted
 
2009-11-01 07:48:13 AM  
I think it might be a Juggalo!!!!1!!11!!!
 
2009-11-01 07:48:56 AM  
That's nothing, the deck post on my new house has a knot in it that looks exactly like a full-sized perfectly proportioned penis. I'm talking head, shaft, balls, everything. It's even circumcised.
 
2009-11-01 07:52:50 AM  

Millzners: It's even circumcised.


So you'd say it occurred unnaturally?
 
2009-11-01 07:53:15 AM  
At least is isn't jeebus or the virginal maria

Looks like an ICP poster to me
 
2009-11-01 07:54:53 AM  
So what? I used to have one of those that looked like a demented clown in the wood grain of the door to the room I slept in at my grandmother's place. There was another door that looked like it had a giant flying rabbit on it. Another door had repeating slices of toast in it.

It's wood grain and the human brain loves to find patterns. If you see a demon in the wood grain, that's you that's seeing it- it's not actually there. Instead of blaming the door for a nonexistant image, blame yourself for picking something your superstition can relate to.

Yeah Satan is busy appearing in laminated doors, Jesus and Mary are showing up in tortillas and toast, and Allah's writing his name on goats...

*rolls eyes*

/humans are morons.
 
2009-11-01 07:56:13 AM  

Millzners: That's nothing, the deck post on my new house has a knot in it that looks exactly like a full-sized perfectly proportioned penis. I'm talking head, shaft, balls, everything. It's even circumcised.


Well then it looks like a mutilated truncated one, doesn't it?
 
2009-11-01 07:56:31 AM  
Come on FARK! It's obviously a photoshop! I can tell by the third pixel from the left. It's obviously been manipulated.
 
2009-11-01 07:58:40 AM  
Superstitious morons are alive and well and living in jesusland.
 
2009-11-01 07:59:08 AM  
new.rejesus.co.uk

They thought that he was just a simple carpenter. A quiet man, little did the neighborhood know that he was the only son of god.

It was the perfect predator. The universes most skilled hunter. And it was out to collect trophy doors.

This November, one small Rhode Island town will not know what hit it.

November 1st.
Wood grain Jesus v Wood Grain Predator
JvP
Whoever wins, humanitys doors are doomed.
 
2009-11-01 07:59:46 AM  
sweet!! next year im gonna be a door for halloween instead of some one whos sick and hurt his back!
 
2009-11-01 08:00:42 AM  
campblood.org
what a demon door might look like
 
2009-11-01 08:01:52 AM  
At least this AW isn't going to go to jail. So he's got that going for him...
 
2009-11-01 08:01:56 AM  

DFWPhotoGuy: Wood grain Jesus


that's a naked woman.... check your glasses...
 
2009-11-01 08:01:58 AM  
It's the female doctor from Planet of the Apes. She's that child's guardian ape.
 
2009-11-01 08:02:39 AM  
There are almost no veneer doors that don't have this. Veneer is made by slicing a piece of wood very thin and then flipping the layers to mirror one another. Unsurprisingly, this leads to lots of symmetrical patterns.
 
2009-11-01 08:03:02 AM  
Oh for pete's sake, has he never seen an old school goalie mask?
 
2009-11-01 08:04:25 AM  
He's going to have to burn the door for heat this winter, anyway.
 
2009-11-01 08:05:42 AM  
I'm gonna go with 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle'

www.webwombat.com.au
 
2009-11-01 08:06:12 AM  

DFWPhotoGuy: They thought that he was just a simple carpenter. A quiet man, little did the neighborhood know that he was the only son of god.

It was the perfect predator. The universes most skilled hunter. And it was out to collect trophy doors.

This November, one small Rhode Island town will not know what hit it.

November 1st.
Wood grain Jesus v Wood Grain Predator
JvP
Whoever wins, humanitys doors are doomed.


Looks like that saltsucking monster from star trek
 
2009-11-01 08:09:15 AM  
Having been a wood-worker for pretty-much ever, I'd be quite wealthy if I had a dime for every "face" I found in book-matched veneer. Of course, the time I found "Satan is Lord and he commands you to bathe in the blood of your parents" written in the grain of a walnut board, well, that was a bit more difficult to dismiss. It did make a lovely curio cabinet though.
 
2009-11-01 08:09:21 AM  
Eire versus Eerie. I see what you did there.
 
2009-11-01 08:10:15 AM  

Put the door on Ebay!

 
2009-11-01 08:11:12 AM  
This is dumber than seeing Jesus in toast.

If it bothers you that much, buy a quart of paint for $8.99 + tax. Of course, you forfeit your 15 minutes of fame that way, but please, please think of the children.
 
2009-11-01 08:11:44 AM  

ghare: DFWPhotoGuy: They thought that he was just a simple carpenter. A quiet man, little did the neighborhood know that he was the only son of god.

It was the perfect predator. The universes most skilled hunter. And it was out to collect trophy doors.

This November, one small Rhode Island town will not know what hit it.

November 1st.
Wood grain Jesus v Wood Grain Predator
JvP
Whoever wins, humanitys doors are doomed.

Looks like that saltsucking monster from star trek


www.blogcdn.com
You know what dude, hear me out for a second okay. Now technically, that stain did appear to me. Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.
 
2009-11-01 08:11:50 AM  
looks like Whoopie Goldberg to me
 
2009-11-01 08:12:34 AM  

Pathman: what a demon door might look like


Too bad there are no decent pictures of the girl to post. I think the demon liked her even more when she matured and grew big breasts. What a looker!


On the other hand (and other people have said the same) her boyfriend Micah was the biggest idiot in the history of film. She could have had any guy and should have left him way before he even bought that stupid camera.

 
2009-11-01 08:13:13 AM  
The apartment we lived in in the '70's had these kinds of doors. Ours had patterns similar to DFWPhotoGuy's except maybe a bit more 'The Scream'-ish.

Seems like maybe they were maple veneer?

To my 6 year-old mind, they were scary, but not like Big Foot scary -- just creepy scary.
 
2009-11-01 08:14:33 AM  
I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-01 08:14:41 AM  

DFWPhotoGuy: They thought that he was just a simple carpenter. A quiet man, little did the neighborhood know that he was the only son of god.

It was the perfect predator. The universes most skilled hunter. And it was out to collect trophy doors.

This November, one small Rhode Island town will not know what hit it.

November 1st.
Wood grain Jesus v Wood Grain Predator
JvP
Whoever wins, humanitys doors are doomed.


That looks more like the salt-sucking monster from the original Star Trek series.
 
2009-11-01 08:14:58 AM  

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.


My initial thought exactly. Time to upgrade that stealth technology of theirs.
 
2009-11-01 08:15:10 AM  
I'd be surprised too, if I found I issued a fine without knowing of it. I'd go straight to a shrink. Or a grammatician.
 
2009-11-01 08:18:26 AM  

Squirrels_of_Wisdom: The apartment we lived in in the '70's had these kinds of doors. Ours had patterns similar to DFWPhotoGuy's except maybe a bit more 'The Scream'-ish.

Seems like maybe they were maple veneer?

To my 6 year-old mind, they were scary, but not like Big Foot scary -- just creepy scary.


i660.photobucket.com

Its a sign! Jesus appears bringing peace to coffee drinkers. This must mean.....decaf is satanic!
 
2009-11-01 08:19:56 AM  

gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Dude, some people are hung over and already trying not to vomit.

That was just unkind.
 
2009-11-01 08:20:01 AM  
lh6.ggpht.com

Jesus Chirst, get out of that wall. You look silly hiding there. You aren't even a brick.
 
2009-11-01 08:21:05 AM  
I had one of those freakish patterns in my wooden door too. I remember naming it, but I forgot what I named it. I made up a demonic story about it and freaked people out who visited. Of course, my parents did not like that.
 
2009-11-01 08:23:46 AM  

DFWPhotoGuy: Jesus Chirst, get out of that wall. You look silly hiding there. You aren't even a brick.


That looks like James Taylor
 
2009-11-01 08:24:40 AM  

DFWPhotoGuy: Jesus Chirst, get out of that wall. You look silly hiding there. You aren't even a brick.


Looks more like

i287.photobucket.com

to me.
 
2009-11-01 08:29:25 AM  
I'm just down the highway from Erie so I'm really getting a kick out of this. No demons on my doors, thank ya verra much.
 
2009-11-01 08:30:26 AM  

DFWPhotoGuy: Squirrels_of_Wisdom: The apartment we lived in in the '70's had these kinds of doors. Ours had patterns similar to DFWPhotoGuy's except maybe a bit more 'The Scream'-ish.

Seems like maybe they were maple veneer?

To my 6 year-old mind, they were scary, but not like Big Foot scary -- just creepy scary.

Its a sign! Jesus appears bringing peace to coffee drinkers. This must mean.....decaf is satanic!


And that's the ORLY owl to the right of him...
 
2009-11-01 08:33:15 AM  

Coelacanth: Put the door on Ebay!


img441.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-01 08:34:40 AM  
I was gonna go with Eddie.

www.thegauntlet.com
 
2009-11-01 08:36:09 AM  

gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Makes baby Jebus Smile.
/If Baby Jebus is a 74 year old.
//Who's proud of her mangina.
 
2009-11-01 08:38:30 AM  
Wood knot photograph, picture shows up very grainy, wife wood knot go veneer it.
 
2009-11-01 08:40:23 AM  
Great pictures guy, Stand a little farther away next time.
 
2009-11-01 08:40:27 AM  

horse-pheathers: Ain't pareidolia a grand thing?


Appreciate the word of the day there. Really.
 
2009-11-01 08:40:44 AM  
For fighting demons....
http://tinyurl.com/ycnxo35
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-01 08:40:54 AM  

gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Thanks. That's exactly what I needed for a good ol' fashioned projectile vomit to fix this hang over.

/still feel like shiat
//but not as much now
 
2009-11-01 08:42:50 AM  

plywoodjungle: Having been a wood-worker for pretty-much ever, I'd be quite wealthy if I had a dime for every "face" I found in book-matched veneer. Of course, the time I found "Satan is Lord and he commands you to bathe in the blood of your parents" written in the grain of a walnut board, well, that was a bit more difficult to dismiss. It did make a lovely curio cabinet though.


And appreciate the comment of the day there. Really. I love Fark. You guys rock.
 
2009-11-01 08:44:48 AM  

Ashtrey: gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Dude, some people are hung over and already trying not to vomit.

That was just unkind.



Seconded

And

Millzners: That's nothing, the deck post on my new house has a knot in it that looks exactly like a full-sized perfectly proportioned penis. I'm talking head, shaft, balls, everything. It's even circumcised.



Bring us photos!
 
2009-11-01 08:45:45 AM  

gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


That's just ... so ... wrong. There are things in the world that should never be known or seen, much less never heard, or touched, or smelled, or tasted. You know, boundaries, man, boundaries.
 
2009-11-01 08:45:51 AM  

Midnight Rambler: I was gonna go with Eddie.


Me too.

i656.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-01 08:55:40 AM  

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ycnxo35


Had it copied and pasted, yet to hit enter when it occured to me to check the user ID. Not today!
 
2009-11-01 08:56:32 AM  

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.


This.
 
2009-11-01 08:56:59 AM  
Yeah, we all know what movie this guy saw last week.
 
2009-11-01 09:09:50 AM  

propasaurus: How much was the fine?


I came here to say that
 
2009-11-01 09:10:24 AM  

fustanella: Or a grammatician.


Grammatician: one who studies that picture that Gorgor posted?
 
2009-11-01 09:10:51 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: This is dumber than seeing Jesus in toast.

If it bothers you that much, buy a quart of paint for $8.99 + tax. Of course, you forfeit your 15 minutes of fame that way, but please, please think of the children.


I'm starting to think I'm reading a different article than some of you. The article I'm reading mentions a guy who seems to find it to be pretty ok, other than it being "weird" and "strange." And though the guy in my article clearly just wants to see his name in print, I don't think it's much different than Bizzy here typing a hostile post because he likes to see his name appear on the computer screen. I can only assume, then, that the stupid modmins messed up and are linking to the wrong story. I know it's the Sabbath and all, but could one of you fix this?
 
2009-11-01 09:12:58 AM  
sozelle: That's just ... so ... wrong. There are things in the world that should never be known or seen, much less never heard, or touched, or smelled, or tasted. You know, boundaries, man, boundaries.

Silence
http://tinyurl.com/yeqhe5n
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-01 09:15:25 AM  

skinink: Pathman: what a demon door might look like

Too bad there are no decent pictures of the girl to post. I think the demon liked her even more when she matured and grew big breasts. What a looker!

On the other hand (and other people have said the same) her boyfriend Micah was the biggest idiot in the history of film. She could have had any guy and should have left him way before he even bought that stupid camera.


i don't think i've ever agreed with a fark post as much as this one.

she was hawt. he was a moron.
couldn't get past it, so i couldnt enjoy the movie

/why don't white people just tip the fark out the door?
/threadjack
 
2009-11-01 09:24:03 AM  
DFWPhotoGuy. This?

www.wired.com
 
2009-11-01 09:25:35 AM  
I read a short story years ago .. could have been in a Steven King compilation .. that the faces we think we see in things really are faces, and if you catch one off guard and actually see it watching you, the faces will kidnap you and make you into a face on the wall as well.
 
2009-11-01 09:33:48 AM  
entimg.msn.com
 
2009-11-01 09:42:33 AM  

gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Hmmm, I have a door with grain that looks like her coochie.
 
2009-11-01 09:44:38 AM  
When I saw the headline, my first thought was "pareidolia". When I saw the picture, my first thought was "that's not a demon, that's a Predator". First two posts on the thread, bang, bang.

Then I saw DFWPhotoGuy's image and thought "hey, that's the salt vampire from ST TOS". (Not to knock the commentary, which rocked.) Then I saw ghare and basho's comments.

So I think I'll just go back to bed, and if somebody needs my opinion on something, I'll tell them to go look on Fark instead.
 
2009-11-01 09:46:02 AM  
Great, now he's going to have crowds of Wiccans showing up at his place, leaving offerings for the door.
 
2009-11-01 09:51:45 AM  
img504.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-01 09:54:05 AM  

whatshisname: Great, now he's going to have crowds of Wiccans showing up at his place, leaving offerings for the door.


Wiccans don't worship demons.
 
2009-11-01 09:58:17 AM  

sozelle: gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)

That's just ... so ... wrong. There are things in the world that should never be known or seen, much less never heard, or touched, or smelled, or tasted. You know, boundaries, man, boundaries.


Agreed,and that should include not quoting these links. :P
Some of us use ignore for a reason.
 
2009-11-01 09:58:31 AM  
Perhaps there's something in the walls...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-11-01 09:58:59 AM  
www.staggeringstories.net
 
2009-11-01 10:00:37 AM  
Thumbs up on the attempt to make some spooky lighting there. That tells me that it was difficult to see under normal lighting conditions and that it needed that extra umph to get across that this thing just might swallow your soul.

Oh and nice touch to toss the frightened kid with the dad. It does resemble the Turtles and the Predator. But I am sure that some wise parental figure pointed out that it looked like a demon.

Well off to stare at the veneer surfaces in the house. Strangely enough they all look like wood. But hey, they don't make good wholesome family value veneer surfaces like they did back in the 70s.

The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!
 
2009-11-01 10:00:43 AM  
Looks like a demon to me:

lastshepard.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-01 10:02:17 AM  
Link is farked. Would someone post it here?
 
2009-11-01 10:04:42 AM  
If he was a hockey fan, he could take it as a good omen that the goalie was on his door.
 
2009-11-01 10:06:48 AM  
well, if they don't know the demon's true name, I'm pretty sure that one has a weakness known to the great alchemists of old as: ye semi-gloss interior latex
 
2009-11-01 10:10:23 AM  

gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Holy crap! That's my mother inlaw!
 
2009-11-01 10:13:31 AM  

Rubberband Girl: Link is farked. Would someone post it here?


photoarchives.qconline.com
 
2009-11-01 10:15:55 AM  

rnatalie: Looks like a demon to me:


Thanks for the first laugh of November '09
 
2009-11-01 10:16:23 AM  

horse-pheathers: Ain't pareidolia a grand thing?

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

0Icky0: His stupidity is more scary than the farking door.


Looks like everything I came here to say is already taken care of.
 
2009-11-01 10:18:56 AM  

gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


NSFW you say, C'mon man, for all that is good and decent don't ever do that again.
I threw up a little.
 
2009-11-01 10:20:20 AM  
i37.tinypic.com

You can own your own salt sucking monster...isnt he adorable?
 
2009-11-01 10:25:49 AM  
What is scary is that some guy was so disturbed by wood veneer that he called the media and the media actually did a story on it.

Please stop the stupid!
 
2009-11-01 10:27:19 AM  

Bohemian: What is scary is that some guy was so disturbed by wood veneer that he called the media and the media actually did a story on it.

Please stop the stupid!


Trust me. This passes for news in the Quad Cities. Undoubtedly, the editor thought it would make a great Halloween piece. The comments on the article are a mix of "OMG Carol Anne don't go into the light!" and "I saw Rodney Dangerfield on my toast."
 
2009-11-01 10:30:19 AM  
I found more pics (new window) of the culprit.
There's a whole movement going on here.
 
2009-11-01 10:31:40 AM  

gorgor: sozelle: That's just ... so ... wrong. There are things in the world that should never be known or seen, much less never heard, or touched, or smelled, or tasted. You know, boundaries, man, boundaries.

Silence
http://tinyurl.com/yeqhe5n
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Thank you for the eye bleach. At least you have some sort of humanity.
 
2009-11-01 10:34:04 AM  
I agree, it looks more like the Predator.
 
2009-11-01 10:34:28 AM  
tb tibbles: Some of us use ignore for a reason.

*sniff*
I smell vaginal sand.
/you sound fat
 
2009-11-01 10:37:34 AM  

gorgor: tb tibbles: Some of us use ignore for a reason.

*sniff*
I smell vaginal sand.
/you sound fat


Good thing it wasn't a salt. Otherwise the salt vampire would be having a field day.
 
2009-11-01 10:38:25 AM  
It does look like the Predator, but I think Casey Jones is a better fit.
 
2009-11-01 10:43:21 AM  

DFWPhotoGuy: Wood grain Jesus


Edvard Munch Jesus
new.rejesus.co.uk
psmc.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-01 10:47:52 AM  

gorgor: Silence
http://tinyurl.com/yeqhe5n
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Leave my mom out of this
 
2009-11-01 10:49:14 AM  
The English Major: gorgor: tb tibbles: Some of us use ignore for a reason.

*sniff*
I smell vaginal sand.
/you sound fat

Good thing it wasn't a salt. Otherwise the salt vampire would be having a field day.


That's true....old days of salt and snails. :)
 
2009-11-01 10:53:55 AM  
Without reading the article, I'm assuming that maybe they were Duke fans:

www.sport-insight.com


/Duke yadda yadda yadda.
 
2009-11-01 10:59:48 AM  

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.


Exactly my thoughts.
 
2009-11-01 11:00:32 AM  

Millzners: That's nothing, the deck post on my new house has a knot in it that looks exactly like a full-sized perfectly proportioned penis. I'm talking head, shaft, balls, everything. It's even circumcised.


You would think the wood polishers would have noticed that when it was being erected.
 
2009-11-01 11:03:57 AM  
Came here for the Eddie reference, good job people!
 
2009-11-01 11:07:21 AM  
Hmmm..this is scary and very complicated.

/I'd just replace the door.
//Take that demon!
 
2009-11-01 11:09:32 AM  

hubiestubert: ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

Pretty much my first thought.

He doesn't need an exorcism, he needs Danny Glover or the Governator...


What he needs is to GET TO THE CHOPPA!
 
2009-11-01 11:10:38 AM  
You would think the wood polishers would have noticed that when it was being erected.

win
 
2009-11-01 11:13:53 AM  

geniusiknowit: hubiestubert: ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

Pretty much my first thought.

He doesn't need an exorcism, he needs Danny Glover or the Governator...

What he needs is to GET TO THE CHOPPA!


I think he needs to take his whole family to see Paranormal Activity. That'll make them sleep better.
 
2009-11-01 11:21:21 AM  
img2.timeinc.net

nut up or shut up
 
2009-11-01 11:22:29 AM  

skinink: Pathman: what a demon door might look like

Too bad there are no decent pictures of the girl to post. I think the demon liked her even more when she matured and grew big breasts. What a looker!
On the other hand (and other people have said the same) her boyfriend Micah was the biggest idiot in the history of film. She could have had any guy and should have left him way before he even bought that stupid camera.


Watched it last night.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overhyped.

I seriously felt that naked boobies would have added a LOT of point for watchability. Hell for a couple in their twenties, they appear to have the passion of dried up sponges. Hell, I would have banged that demon right out of her or make sure that the demon knew that she was damaged goods..

There was so so much more that they could have done with it, and the ending sucked.

It jumped the shark when he finds that stupid web site about the wannabee exorcist.


Very disappointed.
 
2009-11-01 11:24:50 AM  

gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


By the Beard of Odin, gorgor, I have clicked on many of your links and this was the first one that made me accidently shut down the whole computer to get rid of the image!
 
2009-11-01 11:25:52 AM  
sell it on ebay. some dumbass will surely pay at least $1000 for it
 
2009-11-01 11:25:58 AM  
clusterfrak: Leave my mom out of this

Well you see that's the rub.
Your mom likes to poke in and go whut whut whut....
Then my penis ends up in her butt.
/mistakes were made
 
2009-11-01 11:34:54 AM  

New Moon Rabbit: gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)

By the Beard of Odin, gorgor, I have clicked on many of your links and this was the first one that made me accidently shut down the whole computer to get rid of the image!


LOL
 
2009-11-01 11:36:21 AM  

gorgor: clusterfrak: Leave my mom out of this

Well you see that's the rub.
Your mom likes to poke in and go whut whut whut....
Then my penis ends up in her butt.
/mistakes were made


I love you Gorgor. I love you so damned much.
 
2009-11-01 11:38:22 AM  
www.gamebanshee.com

Is not impressed
 
2009-11-01 11:38:49 AM  

New Moon Rabbit: gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)

By the Beard of Odin, gorgor, I have clicked on many of your links and this was the first one that made me accidently shut down the whole computer to get rid of the image!


So, you accidentally the whole thing?
 
2009-11-01 11:44:43 AM  
He's going to have more "evidence" of haunting if he doesn't prime it with shellac first to stop the bleeding.

/shoe has Peter Boyle on it after paintballing in the mud.
 
2009-11-01 11:48:17 AM  
new.rejesus.co.uk

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2009-11-01 11:51:26 AM  
The texture stamping leaves the impression of erect penises all over my ceiling.

We knew these people who saw an image like this on their bed frame. SO they burned the whole thing and got rid of the mattress. Idiots.
 
2009-11-01 11:58:28 AM  
Been drinking again?
www.listphile.com
 
2009-11-01 12:07:50 PM  
dark side of the moon: gorgor: clusterfrak: Leave my mom out of this

Well you see that's the rub.
Your mom likes to poke in and go whut whut whut....
Then my penis ends up in her butt.
/mistakes were made

I love you Gorgor. I love you so damned much.


Mom?
 
2009-11-01 12:15:12 PM  
Mini Ditka

I lol'd!!!1!1
 
2009-11-01 12:17:24 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.


came to say this.
 
2009-11-01 12:29:45 PM  

ghare: DFWPhotoGuy: They thought that he was just a simple carpenter. A quiet man, little did the neighborhood know that he was the only son of god.

It was the perfect predator. The universes most skilled hunter. And it was out to collect trophy doors.

This November, one small Rhode Island town will not know what hit it.

November 1st.
Wood grain Jesus v Wood Grain Predator
JvP
Whoever wins, humanitys doors are doomed.

Looks like that saltsucking monster from star trek


llamabutchers.mu.nu
 
2009-11-01 12:43:38 PM  

hubiestubert: ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

Pretty much my first thought.

He doesn't need an exorcism, he needs Danny Glover or the Governator...


He needs a sheet of sandpaper and to STFU
 
2009-11-01 12:48:59 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: You can own your own salt sucking monster...isnt he adorable?


Cool, you should make it into a salt shaker.
 
2009-11-01 12:51:28 PM  
GET! OUT!

/obscure?
 
2009-11-01 12:56:33 PM  

jfarkinB: When I saw the headline, my first thought was "pareidolia". When I saw the picture, my first thought was "that's not a demon, that's a Predator". First two posts on the thread, bang, bang.

Then I saw DFWPhotoGuy's image and thought "hey, that's the salt vampire from ST TOS". (Not to knock the commentary, which rocked.) Then I saw ghare and basho's comments.

So I think I'll just go back to bed, and if somebody needs my opinion on something, I'll tell them to go look on Fark instead.


Uh yeah! I just received the Original Season 1 Star Trek Box Set from Amazon (I am not a Trekkie - it's something to watch with my little girls). We've watched the first two episodes so far (salt vampire is on the first one). I pointed out that thing looks like the monster to my girls to our amusement. AND THEN WE SAW THE OTHER COMMENTS. I never hear about the salt vampire ever ever, although of course I should know that fark is full of dorks. Anyhoo, our minds are all totally blown.
/and that is what you call a COOL STORY
 
2009-11-01 01:16:32 PM  

gorgor: dark side of the moon: gorgor: clusterfrak: Leave my mom out of this

Well you see that's the rub.
Your mom likes to poke in and go whut whut whut....
Then my penis ends up in her butt.
/mistakes were made

I love you Gorgor. I love you so damned much.

Mom?


No but we can pretend if you want to ;)
 
2009-11-01 01:30:03 PM  
Assuming it WASN"T made up, I would sell the house and get the farked out ASAP!! Dumass shouldn't have advertised it...who would buy a house possesed by demons?
...either that or call TAPS and profit!!
 
2009-11-01 01:37:10 PM  
img147.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-01 01:45:58 PM  
dark side of the moon: gorgor: dark side of the moon: gorgor: clusterfrak: Leave my mom out of this

Well you see that's the rub.
Your mom likes to poke in and go whut whut whut....
Then my penis ends up in her butt.
/mistakes were made

I love you Gorgor. I love you so damned much.

Mom?

No but we can pretend if you want to ;)


BIE or it didn't happen.
 
2009-11-01 02:03:57 PM  

Yendor: Been drinking again?


Oh look at that - it matches the six pack on my fridge. I guess I have to have my place exorcised again.
 
2009-11-01 02:44:01 PM  
I found an image of a demon on my door. I'm trying to come to terms with it, but some days are harder than others.
i486.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-01 02:56:27 PM  
It just looks like that guy pressed his face into the door and rolled it like an ink stamp, right down to the beard.
 
2009-11-01 03:18:26 PM  
everythinggoodwastaken.com
 
2009-11-01 03:21:33 PM  
I hope my post was SFW. It is only wood, afterall ;)
 
2009-11-01 03:39:25 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator... and Jigsaw had a baby.


FTFY
 
2009-11-01 04:04:50 PM  
photos.imageevent.com
 
2009-11-01 06:21:49 PM  

magicgoo: I hope my post was SFW. It is only wood, afterall ;)


That's soft wood. Maybe Pine?
 
2009-11-01 06:36:30 PM  
*tips hat to 555-FILK* ;-}

/I sound fat
 
2009-11-01 06:37:06 PM  
Paint it, dumb ass.
 
2009-11-01 08:28:14 PM  

magicgoo: I hope my post was SFW. It is only wood, afterall ;)


You should've enabled voting...
 
2009-11-01 08:35:24 PM  
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired:

Why did you have a used condom in a classroom? Was it Catholic School?
 
2009-11-01 09:35:36 PM  
Great, now all kinds of these stories will be coming out of the woodwork.
 
2009-11-02 12:48:03 AM  

limboslam: I found an image of a demon on my door. I'm trying to come to terms with it, but some days are harder than others.


+1 internet for making me laugh.

/Still, that's pretty scary.
 
2009-11-02 02:27:31 AM  

Mister Gone: Is not impressed

I see yours and raise you
www.videogamesprites.net
/We're going for more oldskool right?
/Link is hot like Rydia....when she's mature...that is...yeah...
 
2009-11-02 09:14:29 AM  
I have a door in my house that my mother thinks is Jesus on the cross... I think it looks like a giant vagina.
 
2009-11-02 10:15:45 AM  
Perhaps his room is in Heroic mode?

www.blogcdn.com
 
2009-11-02 10:33:29 AM  
Hoboclown

Frank. My thoughts exactly.
 
2009-11-02 10:33:32 AM  
Nice dramatic lighting in that picture in the article.

Kind of like when they 'improved' OJ's picture to make him look like your worst nightmare.
 
2009-11-02 10:46:42 AM  

imfallen_angel:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overhyped.
There was so so much more that they could have done with it, and the ending sucked.
It jumped the shark when he finds that stupid web site about the wannabee exorcist.
Very disappointed.


agreed. which ending did you see? apparently there were 4. i saw what i believe is the original ending...not a terrible ending but didnt save the rest of the film. the other 3 endings sounded terrible w/ the one that got released in theaters to be simply AWFUL!
 
2009-11-02 11:05:37 AM  

Pathman: imfallen_angel:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overhyped.
There was so so much more that they could have done with it, and the ending sucked.
It jumped the shark when he finds that stupid web site about the wannabee exorcist.
Very disappointed.

agreed. which ending did you see? apparently there were 4. i saw what i believe is the original ending...not a terrible ending but didnt save the rest of the film. the other 3 endings sounded terrible w/ the one that got released in theaters to be simply AWFUL!


The one with the cops coming in, ending it. (trying not to give it away to bluntly in case someone actually cares about seeing it)

I heard about one alternate... 3 you say?... hmm... gonna have to look into it.
 
2009-11-02 01:39:18 PM  

imfallen_angel: Pathman: imfallen_angel:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overhyped.
There was so so much more that they could have done with it, and the ending sucked.
It jumped the shark when he finds that stupid web site about the wannabee exorcist.
Very disappointed.

agreed. which ending did you see? apparently there were 4. i saw what i believe is the original ending...not a terrible ending but didnt save the rest of the film. the other 3 endings sounded terrible w/ the one that got released in theaters to be simply AWFUL!

The one with the cops coming in, ending it. (trying not to give it away to bluntly in case someone actually cares about seeing it)

I heard about one alternate... 3 you say?... hmm... gonna have to look into it.


Alternate Endings (new window)

enjoy. or not...

/omg spoilers
 
2009-11-02 01:41:32 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.


EXACTLY! The son should have been yelling, "BADASS!" It even has the dreadlocks.
 
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