If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Some Erie Resident)   Man moves his family into a new home, surprised to find the image of a demon on his son's bedroom door (w/demonic door pic)   (qconline.com) divider line 165
    More: Strange  
•       •       •

46831 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Nov 2009 at 7:36 AM (4 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



165 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all
 
2009-11-01 08:20:01 AM
lh6.ggpht.com

Jesus Chirst, get out of that wall. You look silly hiding there. You aren't even a brick.
 
2009-11-01 08:21:05 AM
I had one of those freakish patterns in my wooden door too. I remember naming it, but I forgot what I named it. I made up a demonic story about it and freaked people out who visited. Of course, my parents did not like that.
 
2009-11-01 08:23:46 AM
DFWPhotoGuy: Jesus Chirst, get out of that wall. You look silly hiding there. You aren't even a brick.

That looks like James Taylor
 
2009-11-01 08:24:40 AM
DFWPhotoGuy: Jesus Chirst, get out of that wall. You look silly hiding there. You aren't even a brick.

Looks more like

i287.photobucket.com

to me.
 
2009-11-01 08:29:25 AM
I'm just down the highway from Erie so I'm really getting a kick out of this. No demons on my doors, thank ya verra much.
 
2009-11-01 08:30:26 AM
DFWPhotoGuy: Squirrels_of_Wisdom: The apartment we lived in in the '70's had these kinds of doors. Ours had patterns similar to DFWPhotoGuy's except maybe a bit more 'The Scream'-ish.

Seems like maybe they were maple veneer?

To my 6 year-old mind, they were scary, but not like Big Foot scary -- just creepy scary.



Its a sign! Jesus appears bringing peace to coffee drinkers. This must mean.....decaf is satanic!


And that's the ORLY owl to the right of him...
 
2009-11-01 08:33:15 AM
Coelacanth: Put the door on Ebay!

img441.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-01 08:34:40 AM
I was gonna go with Eddie.

www.thegauntlet.com
 
2009-11-01 08:36:09 AM
gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Makes baby Jebus Smile.
/If Baby Jebus is a 74 year old.
//Who's proud of her mangina.
 
2009-11-01 08:38:30 AM
Wood knot photograph, picture shows up very grainy, wife wood knot go veneer it.
 
2009-11-01 08:40:23 AM
Great pictures guy, Stand a little farther away next time.
 
2009-11-01 08:40:27 AM
horse-pheathers: Ain't pareidolia a grand thing?

Appreciate the word of the day there. Really.
 
2009-11-01 08:40:44 AM
For fighting demons....
http://tinyurl.com/ycnxo35
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-01 08:40:54 AM
gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Thanks. That's exactly what I needed for a good ol' fashioned projectile vomit to fix this hang over.

/still feel like shiat
//but not as much now
 
2009-11-01 08:42:50 AM
plywoodjungle: Having been a wood-worker for pretty-much ever, I'd be quite wealthy if I had a dime for every "face" I found in book-matched veneer. Of course, the time I found "Satan is Lord and he commands you to bathe in the blood of your parents" written in the grain of a walnut board, well, that was a bit more difficult to dismiss. It did make a lovely curio cabinet though.

And appreciate the comment of the day there. Really. I love Fark. You guys rock.
 
2009-11-01 08:44:48 AM
Ashtrey: gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Dude, some people are hung over and already trying not to vomit.

That was just unkind.


Seconded

And
Millzners: That's nothing, the deck post on my new house has a knot in it that looks exactly like a full-sized perfectly proportioned penis. I'm talking head, shaft, balls, everything. It's even circumcised.

Bring us photos!
 
2009-11-01 08:45:45 AM
gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


That's just ... so ... wrong. There are things in the world that should never be known or seen, much less never heard, or touched, or smelled, or tasted. You know, boundaries, man, boundaries.
 
2009-11-01 08:45:51 AM
Midnight Rambler: I was gonna go with Eddie.

Me too.

i656.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-01 08:55:40 AM
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ycnxo35

Had it copied and pasted, yet to hit enter when it occured to me to check the user ID. Not today!
 
2009-11-01 08:56:32 AM
ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

This.
 
2009-11-01 08:56:59 AM
Yeah, we all know what movie this guy saw last week.
 
2009-11-01 09:09:50 AM
propasaurus: How much was the fine?

I came here to say that
 
2009-11-01 09:10:24 AM
fustanella: Or a grammatician.

Grammatician: one who studies that picture that Gorgor posted?
 
2009-11-01 09:10:51 AM
Fuggin Bizzy: This is dumber than seeing Jesus in toast.

If it bothers you that much, buy a quart of paint for $8.99 + tax. Of course, you forfeit your 15 minutes of fame that way, but please, please think of the children.


I'm starting to think I'm reading a different article than some of you. The article I'm reading mentions a guy who seems to find it to be pretty ok, other than it being "weird" and "strange." And though the guy in my article clearly just wants to see his name in print, I don't think it's much different than Bizzy here typing a hostile post because he likes to see his name appear on the computer screen. I can only assume, then, that the stupid modmins messed up and are linking to the wrong story. I know it's the Sabbath and all, but could one of you fix this?
 
2009-11-01 09:12:58 AM
sozelle: That's just ... so ... wrong. There are things in the world that should never be known or seen, much less never heard, or touched, or smelled, or tasted. You know, boundaries, man, boundaries.

Silence
http://tinyurl.com/yeqhe5n
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-11-01 09:15:25 AM
skinink: Pathman: what a demon door might look like

Too bad there are no decent pictures of the girl to post. I think the demon liked her even more when she matured and grew big breasts. What a looker!

On the other hand (and other people have said the same) her boyfriend Micah was the biggest idiot in the history of film. She could have had any guy and should have left him way before he even bought that stupid camera.


i don't think i've ever agreed with a fark post as much as this one.

she was hawt. he was a moron.
couldn't get past it, so i couldnt enjoy the movie

/why don't white people just tip the fark out the door?
/threadjack
 
2009-11-01 09:24:03 AM
DFWPhotoGuy. This?

www.wired.com
 
2009-11-01 09:25:35 AM
I read a short story years ago .. could have been in a Steven King compilation .. that the faces we think we see in things really are faces, and if you catch one off guard and actually see it watching you, the faces will kidnap you and make you into a face on the wall as well.
 
2009-11-01 09:33:48 AM
entimg.msn.com
 
2009-11-01 09:42:33 AM
gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Hmmm, I have a door with grain that looks like her coochie.
 
2009-11-01 09:44:38 AM
When I saw the headline, my first thought was "pareidolia". When I saw the picture, my first thought was "that's not a demon, that's a Predator". First two posts on the thread, bang, bang.

Then I saw DFWPhotoGuy's image and thought "hey, that's the salt vampire from ST TOS". (Not to knock the commentary, which rocked.) Then I saw ghare and basho's comments.

So I think I'll just go back to bed, and if somebody needs my opinion on something, I'll tell them to go look on Fark instead.
 
2009-11-01 09:46:02 AM
Great, now he's going to have crowds of Wiccans showing up at his place, leaving offerings for the door.
 
2009-11-01 09:51:45 AM
img504.imageshack.us
 
2009-11-01 09:54:05 AM
whatshisname: Great, now he's going to have crowds of Wiccans showing up at his place, leaving offerings for the door.

Wiccans don't worship demons.
 
2009-11-01 09:58:17 AM
sozelle: gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)

That's just ... so ... wrong. There are things in the world that should never be known or seen, much less never heard, or touched, or smelled, or tasted. You know, boundaries, man, boundaries.


Agreed,and that should include not quoting these links. :P
Some of us use ignore for a reason.
 
2009-11-01 09:58:31 AM
Perhaps there's something in the walls...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-11-01 09:58:59 AM
www.staggeringstories.net
 
2009-11-01 10:00:37 AM
Thumbs up on the attempt to make some spooky lighting there. That tells me that it was difficult to see under normal lighting conditions and that it needed that extra umph to get across that this thing just might swallow your soul.

Oh and nice touch to toss the frightened kid with the dad. It does resemble the Turtles and the Predator. But I am sure that some wise parental figure pointed out that it looked like a demon.

Well off to stare at the veneer surfaces in the house. Strangely enough they all look like wood. But hey, they don't make good wholesome family value veneer surfaces like they did back in the 70s.

The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!
 
2009-11-01 10:00:43 AM
Looks like a demon to me:

lastshepard.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-11-01 10:02:17 AM
Link is farked. Would someone post it here?
 
2009-11-01 10:04:42 AM
If he was a hockey fan, he could take it as a good omen that the goalie was on his door.
 
2009-11-01 10:06:48 AM
well, if they don't know the demon's true name, I'm pretty sure that one has a weakness known to the great alchemists of old as: ye semi-gloss interior latex
 
2009-11-01 10:10:23 AM
gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


Holy crap! That's my mother inlaw!
 
2009-11-01 10:13:31 AM
Rubberband Girl: Link is farked. Would someone post it here?

photoarchives.qconline.com
 
2009-11-01 10:15:55 AM
rnatalie: Looks like a demon to me:

Thanks for the first laugh of November '09
 
2009-11-01 10:16:23 AM
horse-pheathers: Ain't pareidolia a grand thing?
ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.
0Icky0: His stupidity is more scary than the farking door.

Looks like everything I came here to say is already taken care of.
 
2009-11-01 10:18:56 AM
gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)


NSFW you say, C'mon man, for all that is good and decent don't ever do that again.
I threw up a little.
 
2009-11-01 10:20:20 AM
i37.tinypic.com

You can own your own salt sucking monster...isnt he adorable?
 
2009-11-01 10:25:49 AM
What is scary is that some guy was so disturbed by wood veneer that he called the media and the media actually did a story on it.

Please stop the stupid!
 
2009-11-01 10:27:19 AM
Bohemian: What is scary is that some guy was so disturbed by wood veneer that he called the media and the media actually did a story on it.

Please stop the stupid!


Trust me. This passes for news in the Quad Cities. Undoubtedly, the editor thought it would make a great Halloween piece. The comments on the article are a mix of "OMG Carol Anne don't go into the light!" and "I saw Rodney Dangerfield on my toast."
 
Displayed 50 of 165 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report