Ain't pareidolia a grand thing?

Looks like Predator.

Meh. Just a wood grain, had these all over my room when growing up.

/!traB pu kciP

Nice bookmatching on the veneer panels.

It's Darth Maul!

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

Glad I wasn't the only one...

Posted by Nick at Nite at 7:02PM on Friday, 10/30/09

I woke up this morning, looked at the statue of Satan in the family room and swore there was a door on his face.

His stupidity is more scary than the farking door.

"fine"?
e≠d

Someone buys a house and realizes that the mortgage is going to be more than they can pay.

/best way of getting out
//just say it's haunted

I think it might be a Juggalo!!!!1!!11!!!

That's nothing, the deck post on my new house has a knot in it that looks exactly like a full-sized perfectly proportioned penis. I'm talking head, shaft, balls, everything. It's even circumcised.

Millzners: It's even circumcised.

So you'd say it occurred unnaturally?

At least is isn't jeebus or the virginal maria

Looks like an ICP poster to me

So what? I used to have one of those that looked like a demented clown in the wood grain of the door to the room I slept in at my grandmother's place. There was another door that looked like it had a giant flying rabbit on it. Another door had repeating slices of toast in it.

It's wood grain and the human brain loves to find patterns. If you see a demon in the wood grain, that's you that's seeing it- it's not actually there. Instead of blaming the door for a nonexistant image, blame yourself for picking something your superstition can relate to.

Yeah Satan is busy appearing in laminated doors, Jesus and Mary are showing up in tortillas and toast, and Allah's writing his name on goats...

*rolls eyes*

/humans are morons.

Millzners: That's nothing, the deck post on my new house has a knot in it that looks exactly like a full-sized perfectly proportioned penis. I'm talking head, shaft, balls, everything. It's even circumcised.

Well then it looks like a mutilated truncated one, doesn't it?

Come on FARK! It's obviously a photoshop! I can tell by the third pixel from the left. It's obviously been manipulated.

Superstitious morons are alive and well and living in jesusland.

They thought that he was just a simple carpenter. A quiet man, little did the neighborhood know that he was the only son of god.

It was the perfect predator. The universes most skilled hunter. And it was out to collect trophy doors.

This November, one small Rhode Island town will not know what hit it.

November 1st.
Wood grain Jesus v Wood Grain Predator
JvP
Whoever wins, humanitys doors are doomed.

sweet!! next year im gonna be a door for halloween instead of some one whos sick and hurt his back!

what a demon door might look like

DFWPhotoGuy: Wood grain Jesus

that's a naked woman.... check your glasses...

It's the female doctor from Planet of the Apes. She's that child's guardian ape.

There are almost no veneer doors that don't have this. Veneer is made by slicing a piece of wood very thin and then flipping the layers to mirror one another. Unsurprisingly, this leads to lots of symmetrical patterns.

Oh for pete's sake, has he never seen an old school goalie mask?

He's going to have to burn the door for heat this winter, anyway.

I'm gonna go with 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle'

DFWPhotoGuy: They thought that he was just a simple carpenter. A quiet man, little did the neighborhood know that he was the only son of god.

It was the perfect predator. The universes most skilled hunter. And it was out to collect trophy doors.

This November, one small Rhode Island town will not know what hit it.

November 1st.
Wood grain Jesus v Wood Grain Predator
JvP
Whoever wins, humanitys doors are doomed.

Looks like that saltsucking monster from star trek

Having been a wood-worker for pretty-much ever, I'd be quite wealthy if I had a dime for every "face" I found in book-matched veneer. Of course, the time I found "Satan is Lord and he commands you to bathe in the blood of your parents" written in the grain of a walnut board, well, that was a bit more difficult to dismiss. It did make a lovely curio cabinet though.

Eire versus Eerie. I see what you did there.

This is dumber than seeing Jesus in toast.

If it bothers you that much, buy a quart of paint for $8.99 + tax. Of course, you forfeit your 15 minutes of fame that way, but please, please think of the children.

ghare: DFWPhotoGuy: They thought that he was just a simple carpenter. A quiet man, little did the neighborhood know that he was the only son of god.

It was the perfect predator. The universes most skilled hunter. And it was out to collect trophy doors.

This November, one small Rhode Island town will not know what hit it.

November 1st.
Wood grain Jesus v Wood Grain Predator
JvP
Whoever wins, humanitys doors are doomed.

Looks like that saltsucking monster from star trek


You know what dude, hear me out for a second okay. Now technically, that stain did appear to me. Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.

looks like Whoopie Goldberg to me

Pathman: what a demon door might look like

Too bad there are no decent pictures of the girl to post. I think the demon liked her even more when she matured and grew big breasts. What a looker!

On the other hand (and other people have said the same) her boyfriend Micah was the biggest idiot in the history of film. She could have had any guy and should have left him way before he even bought that stupid camera.

The apartment we lived in in the '70's had these kinds of doors. Ours had patterns similar to DFWPhotoGuy's except maybe a bit more 'The Scream'-ish.

Seems like maybe they were maple veneer?

To my 6 year-old mind, they were scary, but not like Big Foot scary -- just creepy scary.

I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)

DFWPhotoGuy: They thought that he was just a simple carpenter. A quiet man, little did the neighborhood know that he was the only son of god.

It was the perfect predator. The universes most skilled hunter. And it was out to collect trophy doors.

This November, one small Rhode Island town will not know what hit it.

November 1st.
Wood grain Jesus v Wood Grain Predator
JvP
Whoever wins, humanitys doors are doomed.

That looks more like the salt-sucking monster from the original Star Trek series.

ToxicMunkee: Looks like Predator.

My initial thought exactly. Time to upgrade that stealth technology of theirs.

I'd be surprised too, if I found I issued a fine without knowing of it. I'd go straight to a shrink. Or a grammatician.

Squirrels_of_Wisdom: The apartment we lived in in the '70's had these kinds of doors. Ours had patterns similar to DFWPhotoGuy's except maybe a bit more 'The Scream'-ish.

Seems like maybe they were maple veneer?

To my 6 year-old mind, they were scary, but not like Big Foot scary -- just creepy scary.



Its a sign! Jesus appears bringing peace to coffee drinkers. This must mean.....decaf is satanic!

gorgor: I see Jebus
http://tinyurl.com/yk46w5x
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Dude, some people are hung over and already trying not to vomit.

That was just unkind.