At least the Torso Killer had somebody cool like Eliot Ness to track him down.

All we got is Frank Jackson.

CtrlAltDelete: At least the Torso Killer had somebody cool like Eliot Ness to track him down.

All we got is Frank Jackson.

We could send Dennis Kucinich to use his magical elf powers.

/I mean, seriously. What else explains his wife.

Rye_

Over in one.

Ok Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Wisconsin have to hold the record for the region in the US with most serial killers

Subby had me fall'in down and crying a river of tears with that headline.

/I appraise in the city and always wonder what I am going to find in some of the vacant houses. Shudders.

drjekel_mrhyde: Ok Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Wisconsin have to hold the record for the region in the US with most serial killers

My theory is that there is something in the Ohio drinking water that causes some instability.

WhoIsWillo: Damn it. I HATE Cleveland!

So. Much. Win!

Delirious is one of the most underrated movies ever. Can one of the Fark P.I. club members dredge up a picture of this guy? I profile serial killers and just want to see if my hunches were right.

Oh No Computer: Rye_

Over in one.

No, I got the joke after I posted that. Never been to Cleveland.

PfizerX: WhoIsWillo: Damn it. I HATE Cleveland!

So. Much. Win!

Delirious is one of the most underrated movies ever. Can one of the Fark P.I. club members dredge up a picture of this guy? I profile serial killers and just want to see if my hunches were right.

Holy crap! There are other people than me who know and love Delirious??

drjekel_mrhyde: Ok Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Wisconsin have to hold the record for the region in the US with most serial killers

You forgot LA. No one beats LA. Besides, there're a lot of woodchippers, and people get bored in the winter time.

MorphOSX: drjekel_mrhyde: Ok Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Wisconsin have to hold the record for the region in the US with most serial killers

You forgot LA. No one beats LA. Besides, there're a lot of woodchippers, and people get bored in the winter time.

Oh I dunno, the whole West Coast has to be up there - think Washington State particularly. Oh ya, and in Canada too. Same coast, same problem.

Rickerkioz: PfizerX: WhoIsWillo: Damn it. I HATE Cleveland!

So. Much. Win!

Delirious is one of the most underrated movies ever. Can one of the Fark P.I. club members dredge up a picture of this guy? I profile serial killers and just want to see if my hunches were right.

Holy crap! There are other people than me who know and love Delirious??

Jack Gable: What are you doing here? I sent you to Cleveland.
Jack Gates: I should kill you for that alone.

GREAT movie.

The bodies could have been there for weeks, if not months or years.

seems like there'd be a slight difference in the state of decomposition of the bodies between weeks and years.

choke on it subby you cockgobbler

As a registered sex offender, Sowell had to check in with the county sheriff every 90 days. He last did that on Sept. 2.

So how exactly does the sex offender registry prevent sex crimes again? Between this guy and Phillip Garrido, it's starting to look about like as much of a useless charade as airport security. Especially given that according to TFA, the guy didn't leave town while on the lam because "he doesn't drive". I don't drive either, but at least I can figure out how to get to the Greyhound station if I have to.

Thank you.
The company I work for bought out another in Cleveland and we're trying to integrate them.
Dumber than bricks.
Every single farkin' employee.

I see what... you did... there? Link (new window)

I'd post more, but I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with my cable. I've got black bars on channel 3 and 7! BLACK BARS!!!!

Yes, they did smell the stench of rotting flesh over the summer but attributed it to Ray's Sausage located on the same block.

/seriously. reported on the news this a.m.

PfizerX: WhoIsWillo: Damn it. I HATE Cleveland!

So. Much. Win!

Delirious is one of the most underrated movies ever. Can one of the Fark P.I. club members dredge up a picture of this guy? I profile serial killers and just want to see if my hunches were right.

Here:

Link (new window)

No YOU'RE a Towel: This headline is full of win.

I could have used a little less 'win' and a little more 'comma'.

mabelkitty: Yes, they did smell the stench of rotting flesh over the summer but attributed it to Ray's Sausage located on the same block.

/seriously. reported on the news this a.m.



Oh, Cleveland...

callmeox: PfizerX: WhoIsWillo: Damn it. I HATE Cleveland!

So. Much. Win!

Delirious is one of the most underrated movies ever. Can one of the Fark P.I. club members dredge up a picture of this guy? I profile serial killers and just want to see if my hunches were right.

Here:

Link (new window)

Wow, did pretty good. If any of you have seen the First 48 episode with the guy that was killing hookers and calling about it, that was pretty much the same profile as I worked up on this guy, and it seems just about spot on.

PfizerX: pic



What was your hunch?

Rickerkioz: PfizerX: WhoIsWillo: Damn it. I HATE Cleveland!

So. Much. Win!

Delirious is one of the most underrated movies ever. Can one of the Fark P.I. club members dredge up a picture of this guy? I profile serial killers and just want to see if my hunches were right.

Holy crap! There are other people than me who know and love Delirious??

You know what's not underrated? Lox and cream cheese on cinnamon toast.

/Get it out of here!

much to the chagrin of the residents still alive there

Chagrin: noun disquietude or distress of mind caused by humiliation, disappointment, or failure

Well, there's "disappointment", so I guess it's appropriate.
But I gotta ask, has anyone EVER heard, let alone used it, outside of "much to the/my ... (of)..."?? I mean, nobody ever says "much to my anger/happiness". I've heard "much to my dismay" though. Odd idiosyncratic context requirement, and consequently nobody actually knows exactly what the word chagrin means. Personally, I'm on a mission to use word or word forms which are largely obsolete or archaic except for a single idiosyncratic application (we all talk about illicit affairs, but when's the last time someone referred to having a "licit affair"?)

I'm not even sure how to use "chagrin" outside of "much to my". There is a transitive verb form, and inflected forms "chagrined" and "chagrining". This would be tricky to slip into conversation. I must plan carefully.

Oznog:
I'm not even sure how to use "chagrin" outside of "much to my". There is a transitive verb form, and inflected forms "chagrined" and "chagrining". This would be tricky to slip into conversation. I must plan carefully.

Chagrin Falls, OH :)

Evil Canadian: MorphOSX: drjekel_mrhyde: Ok Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Wisconsin have to hold the record for the region in the US with most serial killers

You forgot LA. No one beats LA. Besides, there're a lot of woodchippers, and people get bored in the winter time.

Oh I dunno, the whole West Coast has to be up there - think Washington State particularly. Oh ya, and in Canada too. Same coast, same problem.

The west coast has enough serial killers that the LA police arrested one and, after interrogating him, found out they had the wrong guy. The one they caught was a serial killer, just not the one they thought he was.

ulairix: drjekel_mrhyde: Ok Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Wisconsin have to hold the record for the region in the US with most serial killers

My theory is that there is something in the Ohio drinking water that causes some instability.

Considering that rivers catch fire there, I think you're on to something.

Oznog: much to the chagrin of the residents still alive there

Chagrin: noun disquietude or distress of mind caused by humiliation, disappointment, or failure

Well, there's "disappointment", so I guess it's appropriate.
But I gotta ask, has anyone EVER heard, let alone used it, outside of "much to the/my ... (of)..."?? I mean, nobody ever says "much to my anger/happiness". I've heard "much to my dismay" though. Odd idiosyncratic context requirement, and consequently nobody actually knows exactly what the word chagrin means. Personally, I'm on a mission to use word or word forms which are largely obsolete or archaic except for a single idiosyncratic application (we all talk about illicit affairs, but when's the last time someone referred to having a "licit affair"?)

I'm not even sure how to use "chagrin" outside of "much to my". There is a transitive verb form, and inflected forms "chagrined" and "chagrining". This would be tricky to slip into conversation. I must plan carefully.

Needless to say, I was chagrined to find that I am the only American still schooled in the use of such a wonderfully desciptive word.

Oh No Computer: Rye_

Over in one.

You are obviously not qualified to make that call.

hicksfa2 - I suggest you go out and tour the country, then you'll realize you do live in the biggest shiathole in the states..

McKeesport Beer Baron: hicksfa2 - I suggest you go out and tour the country, then you'll realize you do live in the biggest shiathole in the states..

Oh thank God.

I thought it was me, living in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Can't RTFA. Let me guess: another boring whore-strangler?

/they just don't make them like Dahmer anymore

JRoo - Lincoln's better that Omaha..I thought some teamsters were going to kill me there once..

dontpointthatthingatme: Oznog:
I'm not even sure how to use "chagrin" outside of "much to my". There is a transitive verb form, and inflected forms "chagrined" and "chagrining". This would be tricky to slip into conversation. I must plan carefully.

Chagrin Falls, OH :)

Also Chagrin River, Chagrin valley, Chagrin Rd. ( which turns into Kinsman Rd in the city of Cleveland, and is the street the home is on if I remember correctly. or at least near it).

19: /they just don't make them like Dahmer anymore

No Dahmer grew up in Akron, well Bath Twp. which is between Akron and Cleveland.

Euclid say that few of the people he knew were surprised. I sure bet his parents are depressed and Solon tonight, though.

JRoo: McKeesport Beer Baron: hicksfa2 - I suggest you go out and tour the country, then you'll realize you do live in the biggest shiathole in the states..

Oh thank God.

I thought it was me, living in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Haven't traveled much, have you? Lincoln is cowtown, it's far from the biggest shiathole in the states.

Oznog:
I'm not even sure how to use "chagrin" outside of "much to my". There is a transitive verb form, and inflected forms "chagrined" and "chagrining". This would be tricky to slip into conversation. I must plan carefully.

dontpointthatthingatme: Chagrin Falls, OH :)

TurnerBrown:Also Chagrin River, Chagrin valley, Chagrin Rd. ( which turns into Kinsman Rd in the city of Cleveland, and is the street the home is on if I remember correctly. or at least near it).

Hey. No fair using proper nouns. Noun form or GTFO.