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(Daily Mail) Spiffy The best looking farmer you'll see, well, ever   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
More: Spiffy, Elizabeth Hurley, Hugh Grant, Prince of Wales, bright lights, American journalists, organic foods, mummy, photo op  
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2009-10-31 09:14:09 PM
Liz Hurley holding a cock.
 
2009-10-31 09:35:46 PM
Oh yeah?
www.havelshouseofhistory.com
 
2009-10-31 09:47:16 PM
insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.
 
2009-10-31 09:54:59 PM
dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I'd plow her furrow and sow it with my seed.

/happy?

//damn, I sure would be!
 
2009-10-31 10:12:13 PM
FARK YOU CHICKEN!
 
2009-10-31 10:38:17 PM
Mentat: FARK YOU CHICKEN!


FHUK YOU COW!
 
2009-10-31 11:06:33 PM
Hmmm, i feel the urge to sow some wild oats
 
2009-10-31 11:08:53 PM
I'd inseminate her.
 
2009-10-31 11:12:48 PM
These days, she insists with a radiant smile, she is much more comfortable in wellington boots than a bikini

There is nothing quite like an attractive woman in wellies.

I would muck out her stalls.
 
2009-11-01 12:02:17 AM
Lord, that woman is gorgeous.
 
2009-11-01 12:14:14 AM
I'd keep farking that chicken
 
2009-11-01 12:39:09 AM
I resent that!!!

/former farmer
//nice alliteration
 
2009-11-01 01:08:30 AM
dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I prefer to use The Good Book...

lh5.ggpht.com
 
2009-11-01 01:33:54 AM
hubiestubert: dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I prefer to use The Good Book...


*puts down Sutta Pitaka*
*picks up Bible*

...maybe I was too hasty...
 
2009-11-01 03:27:06 AM
hubiestubert: dgc360: insert naughty pun using the words "plow" and "seed" here.

I prefer to use The Good Book...


I remember the first time I saw that scene I turned my head, willing the frame to drop just a little bit lower. Like that scene in Rosemary's Baby, except with boobs.
 
2009-11-01 03:51:05 AM
I believe I'd enjoy having sexual intercourse with that lady.
 
2009-11-01 04:03:49 AM
These days, she insists with a radiant smile, she is much more comfortable in wellington boots thanand a bikini

That's better.
 
2009-11-01 04:42:45 AM
She is absolutely stunning.
 
2009-11-01 04:54:42 AM
When you can make a flannel shirt and jeans look good, you are officially hot.
 
2009-11-01 04:57:27 AM
I don't believe she's a farmer, but I'm willing to continue to look at pics of her.
 
2009-11-01 05:06:35 AM
I would let her ride my tractor.
 
2009-11-01 05:14:23 AM
Mugato: Liz Hurley holding a cock.

Link
 
2009-11-01 05:36:43 AM
an Elizabeth Hurley thread WITHOUT ANY PICTURES???? WHY!!!!!

www.celebrific.com
www.thegossipbee.com
www.starkgossip.com
www.alwayshungryny.com
 
2009-11-01 05:43:44 AM
Can I just drop these off here?
img.dailymail.co.uk
img.metro.co.uk

Probably NSFW.

I'll be back for them later.

/Hugh Grant=mind-boggling idiot
 
2009-11-01 05:45:40 AM
LonMead: Can I just drop these off here?



Probably NSFW.

I'll be back for them later.

/Hugh Grant=mind-boggling idiot, poncy masturbater
 
2009-11-01 06:13:29 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com



earthboundkitchen.com

www.strangevehicles.com
 
2009-11-01 07:11:40 AM
cock-a-doodle-doo
 
2009-11-01 07:39:45 AM
austin powers was 15 years ago?
 
2009-11-01 07:43:07 AM
I'd roll in the hay with her
 
2009-11-01 07:45:12 AM
I opened this article fully prepared to dispute the headline, but after opening it I cannot.
 
2009-11-01 08:28:04 AM
TommyBahama: austin powers was 15 years ago?

They're rounding up, it was actually 12, give or take some months.
(Same year as the first Men in Black)
 
2009-11-01 08:43:42 AM
playing dress-up is not being a farmer

/though she is still hot
 
2009-11-01 08:58:52 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2009-11-01 09:14:45 AM
She looks like she's was worked on by a hairstylist and makeup artist for that shoot. I'd rather see what she looks like when working on an average, ordinary day without all that fake glammed up crap
 
2009-11-01 09:21:05 AM
"I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe."

-Elizabeth Hurley
 
2009-11-01 09:47:03 AM
I am going to say something. Liz is incredibly hot. Yet, for some reason, Hugh Grant felt the need to find an ugly ass street walker. Now it could just be that he's an idiot, but is it not possible that she really is just that bad in bed? She wouldn't be the first sex symbol who was also asexual in her personal life.

But, yeah, I'd still hit it no matter how bad she was.
 
2009-11-01 10:17:17 AM
Mugato:

"Liz Hurley holding a cock."

But apparently, she won't suck them- ask Hugh Grant...
 
2009-11-01 10:37:38 AM
Something about that guy she married screams "inherited money".
 
2009-11-01 10:41:02 AM
If I knew she liked cocks, I would have stalked her years ago.
 
2009-11-01 10:48:21 AM
Her pictures allways look plasticy like a wax dummy
and I can see a big muff in the bikini pic :-)
 
2009-11-01 10:49:16 AM
Owning a farm does not make you a farmer. Owning a farm and actually working on it constitutes a farmer.

/ugly farmer
 
2009-11-01 11:00:21 AM

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i2.photobucket.com
 
2009-11-01 11:20:01 AM
Standard Deviant: Something about that guy she married screams "inherited money".

The fact that he's brown?
 
2009-11-01 11:43:49 AM
For the ladies and the men who think like ladies
www.homotrophy.com
 
2009-11-01 11:47:09 AM
Good God she is hot. What I wouldn't give for 5 minutes with her rape hole.
 
2009-11-01 12:30:10 PM
Workin' on a sex farm
Tryin' to raise some hard love

-- Spinal Tap
 
2009-11-01 12:50:54 PM
Mini Ditka: Good God she is hot. What I wouldn't give for 5 minutes with her rape hole.

You only said 'rape' once.
 
2009-11-01 01:01:01 PM
Uh....Pink Pimp? Do you have a newsletter or sumptin? Moar infos required....thanx
 
2009-11-01 01:08:34 PM
John Buck 41: Mini Ditka: Good God she is hot. What I wouldn't give for 5 minutes with her rape hole.

You only said 'rape' once.


He doesn't like rape.
 
2009-11-01 01:12:18 PM
I still can't forgive her for the statement about MM, even if she backpedaled. She sure is smokin', though. And she's a great advocate for breast cancer.

If she ever ran for PM, she'd be less annoying than Sarah Palin.
 
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