Thread is worthless unless they contact super hot chicks. With pics.

Here's a start...

They're probably all reincarnated already.

Tickman: Thread is worthless unless they contact super hot chicks.

Bea Arthur?

Lighting candle. Chanting. Farting. Oops did I just type that? Music playing. Something in the way, yeah...OOOOH Underneath the bridge, something something heroni addicts

Tony Clifton: Andy? You guys wanna see Andy tonight?

Anybody gotta shovel?

GoSurfing: Lighting candle. Chanting. Farting. Oops did I just type that? Music playing. Something in the way, yeah...OOOOH Underneath the bridge, something something heroni addicts

Must have missed that M.J. song. Shamon, ha, heroni !

Bunnyhat: I read a book once, I forget it's name, where the internet has evolved to the point where you could have the ghost's of past users lurking around.

The AI of the time had advanced enough to be able to pick up the ability to mimic their owner and sometimes these avatars would live on after the death of the original person.

Ghost's on the internet if you will.


However twittering it ain't happening.

That actually sounds interesting. Was it a good book, or did it suck?

On the plus side, it might have made "this is it" more entertaining with a cameo from thriller. and a few stagehands decapitated.

Real live dead chicks...

On the upside using Twitter she doesn't have to work as hard keeping a straight face.

Stupidest. Article. Ever.

ParadisePornoTheater: They're probably all reincarnated already.

Did Michael Jackson come back as Sarah Palin? That would explain so much.

protoplasm is coming out now

Bunnyhat: I read a book once, I forget it's name, where the internet has evolved to the point where you could have the ghost's of past users lurking around.

The AI of the time had advanced enough to be able to pick up the ability to mimic their owner and sometimes these avatars would live on after the death of the original person.

Ghost's on the internet if you will.


However twittering it ain't happening.

Wait, when does Caprica start airing again?

/ok, not precise fit, but...

If you want a seance party animal, it's got to be Bob Crane!

And I would like to contact Ty Cobb.

It says a lot that the intention is to bring back some of the biggest icons of vapid celebrity (sorry, Kurt) and not like Thomas Jefferson or MLK.

mikeandeichmann: It says a lot that the intention is to bring back some of the biggest icons of vapid celebrity (sorry, Kurt) and not like Thomas Jefferson or MLK.

In fairness, if we brought back either, the seance would probably be more facepalming or quiet sobbing than helpful communication.

Try to contact Houdini!
Upon his death, he promised to try to respond to any attempt to contact him from beyond the grave with a secret, but unambiguous message he gave only to his wife, and it's been locked up to this day, seen and known only by a few lawyers IIRC.

None of these mediums have been able to come back with the secret message. But, the offer's still open, and will remain so in perpetuity. Houdini strikes me as a fair man- IF a medium called back his spirit, I think he'd man up to the pwnage and reveal the secret word.

Tickman: Thread is worthless unless they contact super hot chicks. With pics.

Done.

^twitter

I hated twitter before, but seriously, can we just turn the farking thing off now?

/poop is coming out

These people are out there. They're out there, and in large numbers. They have driver's licenses.

Think about your friends. You probably don't know anyone that you consider an absolutely terrible driver. You can't really think back and find any time in history where you were in the car and were thinking that your friend was about to kill everyone in his/her car while completely sober.

Somewhere out there is a silent mass. They drive alongside you, and they always seem to be shuffling around on the floor of the car when the light turns green. No one seems to know them, but there they are; the ones that try to change lanes without a signal as you are perfectly parallel to them. These are the people that stop at yield signs with no traffic in sight.

You've always wondered who they are. Well, now you see them.

"Now that's hot!"

/Always surprising how little reference to The Bugle is seen here.

The Good Logins are Gone

Now thats my kind of 6 pack. (Or 12 pack depending on how you want to count 'em.)

MJ.. your name on Fark please.. (don't tell me you haven't seen it).

It's too soon for Michael Jackson.

Do people really not know that?