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Howie Spankowitz [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 05:47:27 PM
Remember Farkers and Farkettes, tonight you get a bonus hour of heavy drinkingcrying and masturbating to the Victoria's Secret catalog while dressed like zombie Captain Kirk

Gotta know your audience, subby.
 
RocketRod [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 05:58:04 PM
RoxtarRyan: Does this bonus hour include seeing copious amounts of Boobies?

If you do your drinking correctly... each set o'boobies'll look like four.
 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 05:58:04 PM
RoxtarRyan: Does this bonus hour include seeing copious amounts of Boobies?

It does for me. But then, I grew my own.
 
driven to quit
2009-10-31 06:04:43 PM
I fully plan to utilize this extra hour.
 
BOZ
2009-10-31 06:43:09 PM
RoxtarRyan: Does this bonus hour include seeing copious amounts of Boobies?

Heh, farked into the future by the filter and wasn't even trying!
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 07:38:44 PM
Or if you work graveyard, an extra hour of work.
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2009-10-31 07:40:24 PM
Howie Spankowitz: >Remember Farkers and Farkettes, tonight you get a bonus hour of heavy drinkingcrying and masturbating to the Victoria's Secret catalog while dressed like zombie Captain Kirk

Gotta know your audience, subby.
Are you sub-7ing my computers webcam
 
BalugaJoe
2009-10-31 07:40:28 PM
Whats Drew doing?
 
bring to a festering boil [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 07:40:33 PM
You assume any of us Farkers can or choose to remember anything.....except trivial crap.
 
Funk Brothers
2009-10-31 07:42:47 PM
I'm going to a party tonight dressed up as Cinderella as I did last night. There is going to be and was a lot of epic wins.

/I'm a guy.
 
JJR
2009-10-31 07:43:16 PM
and then you fall back
 
oregoncat
2009-10-31 07:43:16 PM
Benevolent Misanthrope: RoxtarRyan: Does this bonus hour include seeing copious amounts of Boobies?

It does for me. But then, I grew my own.

Next crop, try using more fertilizer ;)
 
Iron Chef Scottish
2009-10-31 07:43:59 PM
Wasn't that last week?
 
Fizz753
2009-10-31 07:47:13 PM
Bedroom alarm clock, wall clock, even my watch are all wireless atomic so they will update themselves. The computers and the cable box will update themselves as well. Now there is one clock in the house that wont auto update. Guess which one will screw me up for days after the time change..
 
wildsnowllama
2009-10-31 07:49:56 PM
Iron Chef Scottish: Wasn't that last week?

Where you early to everything this week?
 
Ow! That was my feelings!
2009-10-31 07:54:18 PM
WAY ahead of ya, subby.
 
AmericanGrizzly
2009-10-31 07:55:19 PM
Fizz753: Bedroom alarm clock, wall clock, even my watch are all wireless atomic so they will update themselves. The computers and the cable box will update themselves as well. Now there is one clock in the house that wont auto update. Guess which one will screw me up for days after the time change..

coffee maker?
oven?
microwave?
car radio?
ipod?

Oh god, the suspense is killing me! Which one is it???
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 07:57:28 PM
If you have toddlers and babies, get ready for them to get up an hour earlier Submitter. They don't sleep in.

/not looking forward to it
//needs Boobies
 
duckpoopy
2009-10-31 07:58:42 PM
Don't forget to set your clocks ahead tonight farkers.
 
IMDWalrus
2009-10-31 08:02:19 PM
AmericanGrizzly: Fizz753: Bedroom alarm clock, wall clock, even my watch are all wireless atomic so they will update themselves. The computers and the cable box will update themselves as well. Now there is one clock in the house that wont auto update. Guess which one will screw me up for days after the time change..

coffee maker?
oven?
microwave?
car radio?
ipod?

Oh god, the suspense is killing me! Which one is it???

If the car radio is in the house, he might have a bigger problem than it being an hour off.
 
GranoblasticMan
2009-10-31 08:03:05 PM
Howie Spankowitz: Remember Farkers and Farkettes, tonight you get a bonus hour of heavy drinkingcrying and masturbating to the Victoria's Secret catalog while dressed like zombie Captain Kirk

Gotta know your audience, subby.

If only my standards were so high...

/ Wal-Mart circular
 
wildsnowllama
2009-10-31 08:03:07 PM
bring to a festering boil: You assume any of us Farkers can or choose to remember anything.....except trivial crap.

AB- is the rarest blood type, Charlie Brown's father was a barber, and as famous as the Pony Express only lasted for 18 months from April 1860 to October 1861.
 
veryequiped
2009-10-31 08:03:21 PM
I like Subby's attitude, glass is full kind of person.

I unfortunately am working all night, but I do get that mighty 1 hour of paid overtime.
 
Obnox
2009-10-31 08:03:53 PM
My computer changed the time last weekend. I figured the time change had snuck up on me. So I showed up extra-extra late for work on Monday, only to find that I'm the only person in America who has set his clock back.

I finally figured out what caused it all (I think), but my boss isn't buying it. He's just pissed 'cause I took Canadian thanksgiving off, too, out of respect for America's hat.
 
AmericanGrizzly
2009-10-31 08:05:17 PM
IMDWalrus: AmericanGrizzly: Fizz753: Bedroom alarm clock, wall clock, even my watch are all wireless atomic so they will update themselves. The computers and the cable box will update themselves as well. Now there is one clock in the house that wont auto update. Guess which one will screw me up for days after the time change..

coffee maker?
oven?
microwave?
car radio?
ipod?

Oh god, the suspense is killing me! Which one is it???

If the car radio is in the house, he might have a bigger problem than it being an hour off.

If the car is parked inside the garage that is part of the house, wouldn't it be considered in the house? He could be trying to be tricky......
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 08:09:00 PM
RoxtarRyan:
Does this bonus hour include seeing copious amounts of Boobies?

If by copious you mean 2-dimentional for you, then yes.
 
Meauran
2009-10-31 08:09:32 PM
RoxtarRyan: Does this bonus hour include seeing copious amounts of Boobies?

this is teh ghey. As part of the joke this will be the last post in the thread each time I refresh? Teh ghey!
 
Meauran
2009-10-31 08:12:33 PM
Copious boobies?^ (NSF-you-pathetic-tools-at-W)
 
Ikam [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 08:13:48 PM
Howie Spankowitz: while dressed like zombie Captain Kirk

As I sit here reading fark in a neon blue wig and fake feather eyelashes, I'm getting a kick out of these posts.

/going out shortly. really.
 
Scruffinator
2009-10-31 08:14:10 PM
Meauran: Copious boobies?^ (NSF-you-pathetic-tools-at-W)

Awesome. Simply awesome.
 
Nuc_E
2009-10-31 08:14:36 PM
Or of unpaid overtime, sitting around twiddling my thumbs. Patiently waiting.
 
SuperNinjaToad
2009-10-31 08:15:00 PM
wildsnowllama: bring to a festering boil: You assume any of us Farkers can or choose to remember anything.....except trivial crap.

AB- is the rarest blood type, Charlie Brown's father was a barber, and as famous as the Pony Express only lasted for 18 months from April 1860 to October 1861.

Since 1896, the beginning of the modern Olympics, only Greece and Australia have participated in every Games.

Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue.

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.

i178.photobucket.com
 
Pinhead Patriot
2009-10-31 08:23:57 PM
As a bouncer- er, GWA- at a bar tonight, I am certainly not getting a kick out of this...

/Nah, it's freeking sweet
//Rock over London, rock on Chicago
///Just don't play Sandstorm...
 
runningscared
2009-10-31 08:29:50 PM
Sweeeet. An extra hour to kill tomorrow's hangover!

/TGIDST
 
logistic [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 08:30:32 PM
I'm heading out with friends and cameras in the WV hills for some drunken ghost hunting in about an hour. Anyone else find the success rate of finding paranormal activity mysteriously increases when drinking vodka and chasing it with vodka?

/subby
//thanking God for the extra hour
 
Baron Von Supercock
2009-10-31 08:33:47 PM
No, I get a bonus hour of serving all the douchebags that have been drinking all night. On the plus side, I get to 86 those douchebags that get too douchey.

Bonus.
 
Pinhead Patriot
2009-10-31 08:35:11 PM
Yep... lots of boobies.
I love my job!

/Except the drunk assholes...
 
dreadprophet
2009-10-31 08:36:59 PM
RoxtarRyan: Does this bonus hour include seeing copious amounts of Boobies?

/golf clap
/what you did, I see it
 
runningscared
2009-10-31 08:38:51 PM
RoxtarRyan: Does this bonus hour include seeing copious amounts of Boobies?

A rhetorical question like that on Halloween? For shame.
 
runningscared
2009-10-31 08:40:34 PM
dreadprophet: RoxtarRyan: Does this bonus hour include seeing copious amounts of Boobies?

Damn it I see what you did too. Fark...
 
logistic [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 08:41:01 PM
SuperNinjaToad
Since 1896, the beginning of the modern Olympics, only Greece and Australia have participated in every Games.

Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue.

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.

-Egyptians credited the god Osiris with the invention of beer.

-In 1939 a 5 year girl in Peru gave birth to a 6 pound boy named Gerardo

-Ecuadorian born rapper Gerardo had a hit with the single 'Rico Suave' but had to title the follow up album 'My name is not Rico' due to people mistaking his name for the title of the single.

-In 2003, scientists developed the odds of the Earth being destroyed by calamity as 909,000/1


www.emblibrary.com
 
MONSTERTRUCK
2009-10-31 09:07:47 PM
Moved away from AZ last year. I'm still not used to this darkness...
 
voodoowizard
2009-10-31 09:10:55 PM
GranoblasticMan: Howie Spankowitz: Remember Farkers and Farkettes, tonight you get a bonus hour of heavy drinkingcrying and masturbating to the Victoria's Secret catalog while dressed like zombie Captain Kirk

Gotta know your audience, subby.

If only my standards were so high...

/ Wal-Mart circular

That only works in spring. Right now they are all wear sweaters.
 
Oiisu
2009-10-31 09:22:05 PM
Actually a bonus hour to study for my biochem test monday :(
 
toilet engineer [TotalFark]
2009-10-31 09:26:12 PM
FALSE

we had ours last weekend
 
wildsnowllama
2009-10-31 09:31:15 PM
Oiisu: Actually a bonus hour to study for my biochem test monday :(

Ouch... good luck.
 
Merriweather
2009-10-31 09:37:20 PM
FTFA:

You may get an extra hour of sleep on Sunday morning, but too much isn't necessarily the best thing. Too much sleep may be making you tired, CNN reports.

Cue Ric Romero...
 
ShavedApe
2009-10-31 09:46:05 PM
RoxtarRyan: Does this bonus hour include seeing copious amounts of Boobies?


If Farkettes get drunk enough in front of their keyboards.... maybe?
 
SpiralColors
2009-10-31 09:52:09 PM
Fark yea! I had totally forgotten. Thanks Fark!
 
epoc_tnac
2009-10-31 09:55:38 PM
I thank god that this free hour, like my bank loan, will never have to be paid back in any way.

Seriously though, it's already getting dark early, why make it get dark an hour earlier? Just so that farmers don't have to change their working hours? Poop to that idea. You ruin nights by making them start at 5pm.
 
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