Thank you, dgc360.

I've actually seen a bunch of those movies.

I have about half of The Kingdom, but the stupid rental place went out of business before they sent me the rest. :-(

Bathia_Mapes: Some of these movies don't deserve to be on the list. Most notably:

Hostel Part II...not horror, but torture porn. Gore for the sake of gore, with no redeeming values. Same goes for the first "Hostel" and all the "Saw" movies.


No kidding. And the Silence of the Lambs is a great film but it isn't horror.

Entertainment Weakly.

DamnYankees: The English Major: That octopus/giant shark film from Sci-Fi was scarier than The Sixth Sense.

I think The Sixth Sense had some genuinely scary stuff in it. But that's not really enough.

The English Major: I'm surprised they didn't throw in The Happening or Wicker Man Remake. "THE BEES AND THE TREES ARE CONSPIRING AGAINST US!"

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EW, you used to be cool 10 years ago, what happened to you? You got so worked up about Diablo Cody, following Jon Gosselin and that Ausiello douche intentioally spoling shows, you've become what you hated: you're US Weekly now!

/your top "lists" have always sucked balls so, you got that going for you

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Can't believe I farked that up.

just leave at least one bullet for the writer of this fail of a list. how the fark can you have 28 weeks later on there but not 28 days later

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Can't believe I farked that up.

KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY

DamnYankees: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: just leave at least one bullet for the writer of this fail of a list. how the fark can you have 28 weeks later on there but not 28 days later

I kind of agree with him that 28 Weeks Later is a better movie. 28 Days may be more iconic, but I enjoy it less.

BS. 28 weeks later is good, but not as good, and not as scary. part of what made the first one SO GOOD was the utter solitude that the characters were going through, not even knowing if anyone was alive anywhere. They threw that straight into the shiatter in the second one.

galactus5000:
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY

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Terrifying

then follow it up with a lil dose of this


You ain't sleeping much ;)

dgc360: Because it's an EW slideshow and I love you Fark:

Woo, thanks for saving me the bother.

The English Major: And now you see why I chose "Fail."

If I could vote you up I would.

This might be one of the worst EW lists I've ever seen: aside from the usual pretensiousness demonstrated by the inclusion of a high percentage of foreign films in order to seem more knowledgeable on the subject, the majority of these "horror" movies are weak. That probably explains how you can get Alien 3 on there but not The Ring (since the original was better, apparently), even though the "inferior" remake is still a better horror movie than most of the entries on that list.

And wasn't "The Kingdom" actually a TV mini-series?

Why am I getting a link to a veternarian site?

DamnYankees: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: BS. 28 weeks later is good, but not as good, and not as scary. part of what made the first one SO GOOD was the utter solitude that the characters were going through, not even knowing if anyone was alive anywhere. They threw that straight into the shiatter in the second one.

Well it's just different. I like them both, but prefer the 2nd. Especially that opening sequence.

Well I still think they should have dumped most of the movies on that list and included both of them.

douchebag/hater: Why am I getting a link to a veternarian site?

you have worms. We... that is Fark... just didn't have the heart to tell you directly.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: douchebag/hater: Why am I getting a link to a veternarian site?

you have worms. We... that is Fark... just didn't have the heart to tell you directly.

LOL

DamnYankees: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Well I still think they should have dumped most of the movies on that list and included both of them.

Well that's for sure.

NO UR WRONG

Blair Witch is too low.
Darkman was neither "horror" nor good.
Planet Terror? Cue the "Not Sure If Serious" pic
No "Let The Right One In"? Fail.

DamnYankees: The orginal Saw is a very good film, but its sequels are destroying its reputation.

I was disappointed with the movie after seeing the trailer with the reverse bear trap. I never felt like the movie itself lived up to how disturbing and twisted the trailer led me to believe that it would be.

DamnYankees: Funbags: Blair Witch is too low.
Darkman was neither "horror" nor good.
Planet Terror? Cue the "Not Sure If Serious" pic
No "Let The Right One In"? Fail.

What do you mean "too low"? As in its better than they said or worse? I think they got that one right actually.

Was it on the list? Then they got it wrong.

Shaun of the Dead wasn't really a horror either. It was a romantic comedy with zombies.

I liked Audition, but, seriously? Number one? Are you shiatting me?

The English Major: The Kingdom was overseas, but released as a feature here.

Ohh, okay, I didn't realize it got the theatrical treatment here. I know the second one was broken up into episodes when I saw it.

thisispete: Shaun of the Dead wasn't really a horror either. It was a romantic comedy with zombies.

also this

DamnYankees: Well that may be true. It was a great trailer. But the movie was good regardless.

It was okay. I agree with your assessment that the sequels cheapen it, though; even though it was disappointing, I thought it was pretty good when I first watched it.

The English Major: VwlssWndr: dgc360: Because it's an EW slideshow and I love you Fark:

Woo, thanks for saving me the bother.

The English Major: And now you see why I chose "Fail."

If I could vote you up I would.

This might be one of the worst EW lists I've ever seen: aside from the usual pretensiousness demonstrated by the inclusion of a high percentage of foreign films in order to seem more knowledgeable on the subject, the majority of these "horror" movies are weak. That probably explains how you can get Alien 3 on there but not The Ring (since the original was better, apparently), even though the "inferior" remake is still a better horror movie than most of the entries on that list.

And wasn't "The Kingdom" actually a TV mini-series?

EW is just...ugh. Sometimes, there's a decent book review that'll turn me onto something new.
The Kingdom was overseas, but released as a feature here.
Kingdom Hospital was Stephen King's TV adaptation.

I own both of Von Trier's Kingdom series, and I have NO idea how either of them could be trimmed to feature length. You cut out any of the seemingly extraneous stuff and the finale makes even less sense than it did.

I don't get all the recent love for Event Horizon. As I recall, it came and went in theaters and everyone said meh. Years later, everyone's saying OMG itssoscary OMG!

The article is full og AIDS and fail.

Sure, Ringu was true horror (unlike it's retarded american cousin). Misery was more of a psychological thriller than horror, but is probably labelled "horror" for having been written by King.
von Trier's "Riget" is a mini-series. I have no idea how it could work in movie format without being edited to hell and back.
Event Horizon is as much horror as The Cube.
Alien 3 is far, far away from the horror the first movie was. Alien 3 was Ripley goin'-a-huntin' as usual.

Gore-porn, action movies featuring aliens, psychological thrillers, these are separate genres, and should not be confused with horror.

Cornwell: The article is full og AIDS and fail.

FAIL