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(News.com.au)   Gallant obeys the rules of the road and practices safe driving techniques. Goofus drives his car into a police officer and punches him in the face repeatedly   (news.com.au) divider line 35
    More: Dumbass, opposition, magistrates court, safe driving, Queensland police  
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2009-10-29 09:56:38 PM
Just give us the Highlights.
 
2009-10-29 09:58:59 PM
i292.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-29 10:02:26 PM
Surveys say goofus is 73% cooler.

Also, if you've already hit the cop with your car, i'm pretty sure the punching is not going to be much worse.
 
2009-10-29 10:02:50 PM
www.jwcampbe.com
 
2009-10-29 10:02:54 PM
I almost T-boned some asshole cop who u-turned in front of me without signalling just to pull into a parking lot and sit there blacked out. So I'm really getting a kick and would like to give him one too.
 
2009-10-29 10:03:06 PM
Well, that's one blow to counter the serial cop unwarranted-Taser-attacks.
 
2009-10-29 10:08:52 PM
imgur.com
 
2009-10-29 10:11:43 PM
If a Bundaberg cop is anything like an American cop, go Goofus.
 
2009-10-29 10:14:08 PM
Here in the U.S., this would be referred to as "suicide by cop".

/ that 53-year old would be riddled with bullets
 
2009-10-29 10:21:11 PM
Which one gets the hot chicks though?
 
2009-10-29 10:27:32 PM
Forbidden Doughnut: Here in the U.S., this would be referred to as "suicide by cop".

/ that 53-year old would be riddled with bullets


I was going to say the same. Cops will gun your ass down in the U.S. if you even look like you're going to run them down with your car.
 
2009-10-29 10:40:04 PM
Wait, a cop managed to arrest this guy without using a taser or gun, and with damaged leg? Either the driver was a wimp or the cop was hardcore.

I'm leaning towards the former, to tell you the truth. A friend of mine visited Australia for a few months, and he got into a fight with an Australian drunk who was one foot taller and had probably 100 pounds on my friend. And yet the Australian got his ass kicked. And by a pretty short guy too.

But then again my friend might be hardcore, like the cop. Either way, this does not look good for Australia. It looks like the best of their genes passed away at Kokoda and North Africa.
 
2009-10-29 10:40:58 PM
rebelyell2006: and with damaged leg

Legs. Damaged legs.

At least I assume he had both before the incident.
 
2009-10-29 10:45:10 PM
At what age do you just quit looking in the mirror b4 reversing?

/I need to know
 
2009-10-29 10:46:20 PM
F*ck tha police...
 
2009-10-29 10:56:35 PM
i38.tinypic.com
 
2009-10-29 11:02:18 PM
stirfrybri and moops - Is there a generator for those things?
 
2009-10-29 11:04:05 PM
subby Goofus drives his car into a police officer and punches him in the face repeatedly

Wow, Goofus is living the dream.
 
2009-10-29 11:05:14 PM
Somaticasual: stirfrybri and moops - Is there a generator for those things?

Not that I'm aware of, but that would be a funny website to make.
 
2009-10-29 11:08:06 PM
No mention of the race of the Perpetrator......


Hmm Bundeburg, let me have two guesses

Alcohol and aboriginality was involved....
 
2009-10-29 11:12:00 PM
and little Audrey just laughed and laughed, because she knew Goofus was going to get the Abner Louima treatment ASAP.
 
2009-10-29 11:18:54 PM
It's a good start.
Shoulda finished the job.
 
2009-10-29 11:35:35 PM
This comes to mind:Link
 
2009-10-30 12:14:39 AM
rebelyell2006: rebelyell2006: and with damaged leg

Legs. Damaged legs.

At least I assume he had both before the incident.


starsmedia.ign.com
Approves
 
2009-10-30 12:36:21 AM
www.mitsubishipedia.org

/I can't believe I am the first one.
//hot
///so is the link
 
2009-10-30 12:38:15 AM
I've an urge suddenly to play GTA
 
2009-10-30 01:05:21 AM
I once saw a Knoxville cop drive up to a 4-way intersection, flip on his sirens, drive through the intersection without stopping and then immediately flipped his siren off.
 
2009-10-30 01:07:15 AM
www.granitegrok.com

Is Goofus another member of the Kennedy Klan?
 
2009-10-30 01:27:39 AM
rebelyell2006: rebelyell2006: and with damaged leg

Legs. Damaged legs.

At least I assume he had both before the incident.


Sadly, Goofus will likely have neither leg once the cops down at the booking center get finished with him. Or much use of his arms, either.
 
2009-10-30 02:55:07 AM
Mentat: I once saw a Knoxville cop drive up to a 4-way intersection, flip on his sirens, drive through the intersection without stopping and then immediately flipped his siren off.

I've seen that at traffic lights a few times. G'head register a complaint.
 
2009-10-30 03:17:02 AM
Bah, I can't seem to dig up Goofus and Gallant's Guide to Sex and Dating from Mad Magazine. I guess I got nothin'.
 
2009-10-30 03:54:44 AM
Not COMPLETELY related, but close enough.

img.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-30 04:57:34 AM
Rule 34 ruins everything.

By which I mean it makes everything awesome.

THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK
 
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2009-10-30 09:08:20 AM
www.quality-television.net
 
2009-10-30 12:16:48 PM
That's why I bought a Mitsubishi Gallant.

/No, really
 
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