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RobotSpider

2009-10-29 01:52:53 PM

If your girlfriend is afraid of bugs, putting a fake bug on her computer is a prank. Putting a real bug on her computer is just cruel and douche-y.

Lando Lincoln

2009-10-29 02:24:10 PM

No, I cannot imagine taking her camping. She'd be sitting in the car all weekend.

Tastes Like Chicken

2009-10-29 03:21:37 PM

RobotSpider: If your girlfriend is afraid of bugs, putting a fake bug on her computer is a prank. Putting a real bug on her computer is ~~just cruel and douche-y~~ comedy gold.

timujin

2009-10-29 03:27:51 PM

I say take both her and her douchebag boyfriend out back and rid the gene pool of their stain.

fuzzwell

2009-10-29 03:49:26 PM

RobotSpider: If your girlfriend is afraid of bugs, putting a fake bug on her computer is a prank. Putting a real bug on her computer is just cruel and douche-y.

Putting a real bug on her computer is close to genius, and then when you add that you video taped the whole thing and then posted it online, and it gets greenlit on Fark, it is epic.

Tastes Like Chicken

2009-10-29 04:00:44 PM

fuzzwell: RobotSpider: If your girlfriend is afraid of bugs, putting a fake bug on her computer is a prank. Putting a real bug on her computer is just cruel and douche-y.

Putting a real bug on her computer is close to genius, and then when you add that you video taped the whole thing and then posted it online, and it gets greenlit on Fark, it is epic.

Also, how do we even know it was a real bug? It could have been a robot spider?

me texan

2009-10-29 04:33:53 PM

RobotSpider: If your girlfriend is afraid of bugs, putting a fake bug on her computer is a prank. Putting a real bug on her computer is just cruel and douche-y.

Someone's afraid of bugs.

HypnoticSagacity

2009-10-29 04:37:17 PM

She did a lot of blowing in that video.

Headso

2009-10-29 04:38:48 PM

That was funny enough to watch almost the whole thing!

Perlin Noise

2009-10-29 04:40:43 PM

It makes me wonder how our society has grown to create people like this. 150 years ago she would not have been able to function at all.

What exactly over that time has made it so people have these kinds of ridiculous mental quirks. And why is it that they are so common and accepted?

Is this a symptom of a society needing constant reinforcement (good or bad)? In other words, is this just more proof that people love to be the victim and are always being rewarded for how dumb they are? So much so that they continue to act out that role even when they don't know someone is watching.

Just sad ..thats all...

chemical_angel

2009-10-29 04:41:08 PM

I hate them myself but c'mon ... once it was off the laptop you could have taken a show, a telphone book ... something and dispatched it.
Still a douchy thing to do.
Also ... fap

chemical_angel

2009-10-29 04:42:11 PM

Hmm. English is hard.

chopit

2009-10-29 04:46:50 PM

RobotSpider: If your girlfriend is afraid of bugs, putting a fake bug on her computer is a prank. Putting a real bug on her computer is just cruel and douche-y.

There are like ten of these videos. These two have been at it for a while. All of their stunts are douchey, and the mean-spirited laughter of the prankster in each video clearly demonstrates they have a love-hate thing going on. Or a hate-hate thing, whatever. Probably just fake, and they are doing it for the repeated checks they get from break.

Perlin Noise

2009-10-29 04:50:24 PM

I will say this though...

This makes me laugh (fake or not)

Link (new window)

Shatner's Bassoon

2009-10-29 04:52:10 PM

Meh. I was promised the bug would be huge. HUGE.

Cornered Beef

2009-10-29 05:01:14 PM

She blows and sucks, best kind of girlfriend.

HeadLever

2009-10-29 05:05:13 PM

me texan: Someone's afraid of ~~bugs~~ girlfriends.

Fixed?

monsignorguru

2009-10-29 05:18:39 PM

When I see a bug, I use Lysol and a lighter. Keep the safe distance and it's fun!

kiteless

2009-10-29 05:29:55 PM

I remember this one summer I killed like 10 black widow spiders around my house. She would have never dated me for that reason.

/and probably a few other reasons.

LondosHair

2009-10-29 05:35:32 PM

Perlin Noise: I will say this though...

This makes me laugh (fake or not)

Link (new window)

If civilization ever falls, it's at least good to know that these people will be quickly weeded out of the gene pool.

Lars The Canadian Viking

2009-10-29 05:49:49 PM

My gf is like that. I was once describing some insects that my friend keeps to her and she started crying. From talking about bugs. Seriously.

eat_dolphins

2009-10-29 05:52:24 PM

I would let her blow on my huge bug.

capturedforlife

2009-10-29 06:05:32 PM

Perlin Noise

Freakin great link, thanks

Atomic Spunk

2009-10-29 06:32:19 PM

Perlin Noise: It makes me wonder how our society has grown to create people like this. 150 years ago she would not have been able to function at all.

What exactly over that time has made it so people have these kinds of ridiculous mental quirks. And why is it that they are so common and accepted?

Is this a symptom of a society needing constant reinforcement (good or bad)? In other words, is this just more proof that people love to be the victim and are always being rewarded for how dumb they are? So much so that they continue to act out that role even when they don't know someone is watching.

Just sad ..thats all...

Jeezus, it's just some chick flipping out over a bug. Lighten up, Francine.

Whatthefark

2009-10-29 07:03:55 PM

Perlin Noise: It makes me wonder how our society has grown to create people like this. 150 years ago she would not have been able to function at all.

What exactly over that time has made it so people have these kinds of ridiculous mental quirks. And why is it that they are so common and accepted?

Is this a symptom of a society needing constant reinforcement (good or bad)? In other words, is this just more proof that people love to be the victim and are always being rewarded for how dumb they are? So much so that they continue to act out that role even when they don't know someone is watching.

Just sad ..thats all.

Let me guess, your a first year psych major.

/seriously, it's a prank video no need to over analyze it.

vudukungfu

2009-10-29 07:32:34 PM

wow

vudukungfu

2009-10-29 07:33:20 PM

she really has a bug up her ass.

Black Lagoon

2009-10-29 07:49:52 PM

Tastes Like Chicken: Also, how do we even know it was a real bug? It could have been a robot spider?

Duh, robot spiders are HUGE...!

wildwildwest.warnerbros.com

bartink

2009-10-29 07:55:35 PM

Obviously fake. I can tell by the pixels...and her really terrible improv.

Necrosis

2009-10-29 08:27:17 PM

Shatner's Bassoon: Meh. I was promised the bug would be huge. HUGE.

Yeah, that was a pretty tiny bug. If you are too scared to pick it up (either by hand or with a tissue or something), just get the vacuum with the hose attachment...

eyehate

2009-10-29 09:02:15 PM

I wonder if she knows about all of the eyelash mites that live on her.

Third_Uncle_Eno

2009-10-29 09:22:48 PM

"ew ew ew OMG ew ew GET OFF, WTF!!"

heh heh that's what *she* said ;-)

/wait... what?

// it might've been a little different if it was a cockroach or something, but DAMN, WOMAN, IT'S JUST A BUG. get a paper towel
and trap it / pick it up in that, and throw it in the garbage. simple enough.

freetomato

2009-10-29 09:26:36 PM

I was never (afraid, creeped out, etc) by bugs until I moved to the south and got a load of the huge roaches that breed down here. In USAF tech school, at Keesler AFB (Biloxi MS) I stomped a cockroach the size of a Bic lighter with combat boots, and I swear that SOB kept going and flipped me off as he walked away. In the Korean-war era dorms, we had lights at the end of the hall. A roach in the middle of the hall cast a THREE FOOT SHADOW on the wall. I was talking to my sadistic sister in California, telling her about the epic roaches and she said "You know, they probably drink out of the corners of your eyes at night when you turn the lights off and fall asleep." biatch. I slept with the lights on for weeks after that.

Yes, roaches creep me out. Southern roaches (yeah yeah yeah "palmetto bugs") fly at you, they don't just mind their own business and stay out of your way.

MickTheBloodyPirate

2009-10-29 09:34:46 PM

jesus tap-dancing christ, lady. get over yourself, it's just a small farking bug.

if i were her boyfriend id have to dump her.

El Morro

2009-10-29 09:48:42 PM

Perlin Noise: I will say this though...

This makes me laugh (fake or not)

Link (new window)

I see you've discovered "Mr. Chi-City"

Not sure quite why, but I love that guy (I think he reminds me of a friend of mine who I grew up with... spoke with the same attitude all the time). Watch the video where he drives around giving people Christmas cards with money in it, and the vid where he describes how he stocked his fridge for the ladies. Damn funny stuff.

ignite ice

2009-10-29 09:51:21 PM

No, but, seriously, she's like 500x the size of that thing. What could she possibly be worried about?

On the other hand, take a centipede for instance... good god, it's like three inches long and moves hella fast. And then when you do kill it, it starts falling apart all over the place, a leg here, and a leg there, and a few more legs there...

ibanezdude

2009-10-29 10:14:21 PM

Imagine if he put one of these on her laptop.

www.ca.uky.edu

Nuclear Monk

2009-10-29 10:17:31 PM

Shatner's Bassoon: Meh. I was promised the bug would be huge. HUGE.

Indeed. Here's my daughter handling a much larger bug with considerably less drama.

John Buck 41

2009-10-29 10:24:11 PM

Watching 3+ minutes of a loser freaking out about a bug?

Not gonna happen.

Nanookanano

2009-10-30 12:16:15 AM

She must be really good in bed.

tweek46420

2009-10-30 12:42:43 AM

yada yada drama-queen something or another

Link (when bugs attack)

tweek46420

2009-10-30 12:43:25 AM

Link (new window)

that did not work the 1st time

EL_FABREZ

2009-10-30 12:43:36 AM

What a tard. I was half expecting her to slam her laptop on the bug to smash it.

Alfunk

2009-10-30 06:14:17 AM

biatches are dumb.

castufari

2009-10-30 06:46:52 AM

freetomato: I stomped a cockroach the size of a Bic lighter with combat boots, and I swear that SOB kept going and flipped me off as he walked away.

They've not survived this long because they're wussies. Had one at our beach house last year, it was a good 2" long. I stepped on it with my flipflop (I weigh a bit under 200#) and it sat there, shook, then ran off. I found it again, tossed it outside. Figured if I could almost jump on it and it lived it probably still should.

Freakiest bug I've seen in a while was a ichneumon wasp. Google it for a pic. This thing was around 5" long and was flying around the house like it owned it.

Shatner's Bassoon

2009-10-30 09:05:40 AM

Nuclear Monk: Shatner's Bassoon: Meh. I was promised the bug would be huge. HUGE.

Indeed. Here's my daughter handling a much larger bug with considerably less drama.

Oh man. If you could make an ani-gif of her clapping that thing to death it would be one of the best things on the internets.

Krymson Tyde

2009-10-30 09:19:42 AM

eyehate: I wonder if she knows about all of the eyelash mites that live on her.

I miss a lot of things I used to discuss when I was a biology teacher. Watching people freak out when I showed them a picture like this one and explaining to them that these lovely creatures were inhabiting their eyelashes was one of them.

Dr. Q Alias

2009-10-30 10:21:57 AM

Hilarious spider prank:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heXfWI1bIDE

KillianLett

2009-10-30 10:26:14 AM

ibanezdude: Imagine if he put one of these on her laptop.

My wife found one of those in the bedroom once. I had to practically tear the place apart to prove there were no more so she would go to bed.

/Didn't tell her I'd killed one in the basement the day before.
//What the hell are those things anyways?

MrPleasant

2009-10-30 11:03:52 AM

ibanezdude: Imagine if he put one of these on her laptop.

We get those in our basement every couple months or so...they get frickin huge too (well, not South America huge, but pretty darn big for Minnesota). He had one run across our floor one time (and they are darn quick too) which I caught out of the corner of my eye and thought I saw a mouse.

They are the only bug that will freak my wife out.

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