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(Google) Spiffy Colgate-Palmolive 3Q profit rises 18 percent; competitors said to be crestfallen   (google.com) divider line 13
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Boritom
2009-10-29 11:30:27 AM
That was so bad, subby, one could say you're soaking in it!
 
shaft6969 [TotalFark]
2009-10-29 02:48:50 PM
and they AIM to improve their results in the future.

/rimshot
 
mikey15
2009-10-29 02:58:49 PM
Farkers doing their part using a lot of hand cream
 
whitefalcon79
2009-10-29 03:27:18 PM
Nice one, subby.
 
Gravitholus
2009-10-29 04:11:17 PM
i295.photobucket.com

Drowns his sorrow in Chicken & Beer.
 
mfaby
2009-10-29 04:27:40 PM
'Crest-fallen' would have been awesome...

but still, not bad, subby, not bad at all.
 
toddism
2009-10-29 04:32:11 PM
i recently bought some colgate toothpaste. It was 2/3 the price of Crest.
 
johnnyrocket
2009-10-29 06:32:55 PM
toddism: i recently bought some colgate toothpaste. It was 2/3 the price of Crest.

Must have 1/3 more diethylene glycol from China.
 
serjohn
2009-10-29 07:23:29 PM
I will copy and paste these bad puns for the record.
 
simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap
2009-10-30 02:27:39 AM
hmmm wonder how they cut costs......

why is my toothpaste so sudsy?
 
milowitz
2009-10-30 12:02:06 PM
I only use Hedley & Wyche toothpaste.
 
CornFedIowan
2009-10-30 06:12:56 PM
That headline has been a Gleem in subby's eye for a while, I'll bet.
 
PattyMcG
2009-10-31 12:20:41 PM
I Fark daily, and headlines only make me LOL about once in a blue moon. Subby, *cue the owl*, I LOL'D.
 
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