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I think a small piece of my brain just spontaneously altered its molecular composition and turned into a large peanut, phase-shifted itself dimensionally into another quantum reality, and was eaten by the zombified corpse of Sir Walter Raleigh during a poker game with zombie-Lincoln, cybernetically-resurrected Walt Disney, and time-displaced not-yet-dead Mitch Hedberg, who pulled an inside straight, just before the limo they were riding in slammed into a life-sized reproduction in bronze of Godzilla's left testicle, and yes, I know, "Cool story, Bro!"