.. the guy on the left looks like he's got the Batman logo on his face. I'm really torn between "Awesome" and "Horrible" here.

Those are some elaborate eyebrow designs. Myspace whores, take notes.

Assuming they pulled off the robbery, what exactly did they plan to do with themselves for the next several days?

CheekyMunky: Assuming they pulled off the robbery, what exactly did they plan to do with themselves for the next several days?

Maybe they just passed out at a party the night before?

CheekyMunky: Assuming they pulled off the robbery, what exactly did they plan to do with themselves for the next several days?

No one could possibly think they had anything to do with the reported robber by two guys covered in sharpie. I mean, you totally couldn't see their faces!

CheekyMunky: Assuming they pulled off the robbery, what exactly did they plan to do with themselves for the next several days?

First, we buy a new Sharpie that isn't dried up to disguise us real good.

Really looks more like a Marks-A-Lot. Could be a "fine point" Sharpie already used three times, though

If you use a Sharpie marker, you HAVE to draw a Snidely Whiplash handlebar mustache on your face.

It's practically Sharpie Marker Law.

A Rollie Fingers mustache, while much less sinister than the Snidely Whiplash, would also be acceptable for nefarious purposes.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: If you use a Sharpie marker, you HAVE to draw a Snidely Whiplash handlebar mustache on your face.

It's practically Sharpie Marker Law.

A Rollie Fingers mustache, while much less sinister than the Snidely Whiplash, would also be acceptable for nefarious purposes.

Fu Manchu and Ming the Merciless sneer at the Snidely Whiplash and go back to doing their eyebrows with the Sharpie.

TheOther: Fu Manchu and Ming the Merciless sneer at the Snidely Whiplash

Facial fair that hangs off the face to such a degree CAN be something of a liability.

You don't want someone grappling onto that jazz Rapunzel-style during a street fight.


go back to doing their eyebrows with the Sharpie.

No, no, no - for that, you have to affix Brillo pads to your eyebrows for a maximum intimidation factor.

You know, like Andy Rooney or Morgan Freeman in Dreamcatcher.

the Mole of Production: Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Or acetone. Or gasoline.

... hydrochloric acid?

BKITU: CruiserTwelve: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: the Mole of Production: Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Or acetone. Or gasoline.

... hydrochloric acid?

Napalm

Chainsaw

Rabid woodchuck

I'm shocked they weren't wearing full camo.

That way they would also be invisible.

Looks like they're a couple of "marked men". Get it? I totally didn't get that from the website either. I made it up all by myself.

I'm not into dudes, but the guy on the right has some pretty sweet "husky" eyes.

/not that there's anything wrong with that

Was the "hopelessly pathetic" tag on holiday?

I find it amazing that no where was it mentioned that alcohol was involved. Were these dumb farks sober?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BKITU: CruiserTwelve: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: the Mole of Production: Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Or acetone. Or gasoline.

... hydrochloric acid?

Napalm

Chainsaw

Rabid woodchuck

Steel wool. Or I could just put on a sandpaper glove and slap them until I feel satisfied.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BKITU: CruiserTwelve: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: the Mole of Production: Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Or acetone. Or gasoline.

... hydrochloric acid?

Napalm

Chainsaw

Rabid woodchuck

All good choices, but the best method for Sharpie mark removal is a woodchipper.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BKITU: CruiserTwelve: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: the Mole of Production: Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Or acetone. Or gasoline.

... hydrochloric acid?

Napalm

Chainsaw

Rabid woodchuck

Shotgun

mammmy...all the way from Alabami!

Are people actually that retarded?


/yes, I see that they are.

Elmo Jones: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BKITU: CruiserTwelve: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: the Mole of Production: Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Or acetone. Or gasoline.

... hydrochloric acid?

Napalm

Chainsaw

Rabid woodchuck

Shotgun

flesh-eating bacteria

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: go back to doing their eyebrows with the Sharpie.

No, no, no - for that, you have to affix Brillo pads to your eyebrows for a maximum intimidation factor.

You know, like Andy Rooney or Morgan Freeman in Dreamcatcher.

Eyebrows by Sharpie:



/double scary hot

Not a single Insane Clown Posse comment yet? Shocked. Actually the guy on the left looks like he's headed to a KISS Concert or it's Ace Frehley himself. I thought he was dead.

Paging Al Jolson.

Isitoveryet: looks like each did the others face, blue eyes likes Batman and chubby is teh lazy.

with a combined I.Q. of 2.

The fat one is clearly the mastermind (with an IQ of 1.32).

naughty accountant: Elmo Jones: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BKITU: CruiserTwelve: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: the Mole of Production: Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Or acetone. Or gasoline.

... hydrochloric acid?

Napalm

Chainsaw

Rabid woodchuck

Shotgun

flesh-eating bacteria



Approves

I hope their evaluating psychiatrist is Dr. Lecter.

He'll at least counsel them on how to fix their faces.

Bukharin

Came to make sure this was posted. Buen trabajo.

Had these guys never heard of using burnt cork?

That's the plan of an eight year old. A really dumb eight year old.

Hahahaha!!!

That is all.

Another reason I left Iowa.

/That and to become a vacation destination.

i want to laugh. i really do. but..... man....

DanRankin: i want to laugh. i really do. but..... man....

Go ahead. I did.