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(Topless Robot)   Mattel releases Palm Beach sugar daddy Ken doll. No, really   (toplessrobot.com) divider line 138
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2009-10-28 03:13:06 PM
Third In Line: Hmmm. I'm remembering blowing up little green army men with my brother. Now, I might buy this Ken for something like that...

FTFY. Looks like Ken would enjoy blowing the little green army men.
 
2009-10-28 03:19:28 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Third In Line: Hmmm. I'm remembering blowing up little green army men with my brother. Now, I might buy this Ken for something like that...

FTFY. Looks like Ken would enjoy blowing the little green army men.


Or he could make them nibble the calouses off his feet.
 
2009-10-28 03:19:48 PM
Neat! You can get Sugar Daddy Ken a Barbara Streisand Barbie (new window) for his Barbie collection!
 
2009-10-28 03:25:47 PM
"Palm Beach Sugar Daddy" is a new name for homosexual?
 
2009-10-28 03:29:40 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: pxlboy: Doctor Funkenstein: Ha! I am so buying this for my buddy's son for Christmas. Dude will probably punch me right in the neck.

awesome.

Heh - I'm serious. I may even tell the kid ahead of time.

"Let's mess with your Dad, buddy. When you open this gift, look him right in the eye and shout, 'It's fabulous! But I'm tuckered out from all this gift opening. Time for a disco nap!'"

I'll give him cash to do it. Little bastard will do it, too.


Only if you record it and put it on YouTube. That would be epic. :D
 
2009-10-28 03:38:05 PM
The apocalypse is upon us. Hope you bought your one year cannister of mini meals from costco.
 
2009-10-28 03:41:33 PM
nstutsman: BlueDog: How come the black dolls are so much cheaper?...

made me think of this


You win today. That picture mad me laugh so hard I cried. I really needed that. No fun indeed! lol.
 
2009-10-28 03:44:07 PM
JustTheTip: Joe

And he drives a Nissan 300ZX, too!!! (new window)

"Oh, no, no!!!!!"
 
2009-10-28 03:51:09 PM
Didgeridon't: Doctor Funkenstein: pxlboy: Doctor Funkenstein: Ha! I am so buying this for my buddy's son for Christmas. Dude will probably punch me right in the neck.

awesome.

Heh - I'm serious. I may even tell the kid ahead of time.

"Let's mess with your Dad, buddy. When you open this gift, look him right in the eye and shout, 'It's fabulous! But I'm tuckered out from all this gift opening. Time for a disco nap!'"

I'll give him cash to do it. Little bastard will do it, too.

Only if you record it and put it on YouTube. That would be epic. :D


THIS. TIMES A MILLIONS-BILLIONS.
 
2009-10-28 03:54:19 PM
www.fotothing.com
 
2009-10-28 04:11:11 PM
@Constable Tom:
Hahahaha, dead on!!
 
2009-10-28 04:15:22 PM
At a listed price of $81.99 you'd need a sugar daddy to buy one,

/yes I clicked the link, wanna fight about it?
 
2009-10-28 04:19:14 PM
Surool: At a listed price of $81.99 you'd need a sugar daddy to buy one,

/yes I clicked the link, wanna fight about it?


Good grief, seriously?
 
2009-10-28 04:28:52 PM
BECAUSE Mattel has gotten wise to the fact Barbies are pretty much collectible. If you release them once..there is huge outrage over them...and ya have to pull them off the shelves..
 
2009-10-28 04:30:18 PM
www.alpinecom.net

How could you not know Ken was gay?!
 
2009-10-28 04:48:03 PM
Here's Sugar Daddy Ken with all of his accessories:

www.writersgallery.com
 
2009-10-28 04:49:22 PM
nstutsman: BlueDog: How come the black dolls are so much cheaper?...

made me think of this


When the fark did blonde become an ethnicity?
 
2009-10-28 04:58:01 PM
www.alpinecom.net

Wants a word with Sugar Daddy...
 
2009-10-28 04:59:02 PM
There's something mighty queer about that doll.

I just can't put my finger on it...
 
2009-10-28 05:27:20 PM
Isildur: Yes, because some obscure non-Mattel site is obviously proof.

Yeah. I can't find this doll anywhere except on the linked site and several hundred blogs. Smells like shenanigans.
 
2009-10-28 05:51:38 PM
www.toplessrobot.com

Just look at those fashion faux-pas. Wile the coat color is fabulous, the cut is all wrong for his shape. The pink leash is out this season and he's wearing WHITE after Labor Day. Sugar Daddy Ken is an affront to the fashion world.
 
2009-10-28 06:17:22 PM
Savage Belief: Just look at those fashion faux-pas. Wile the coat color is fabulous, the cut is all wrong for his shape. The pink leash is out this season and he's wearing WHITE after Labor Day. Sugar Daddy Ken is an affront to the fashion world.

White after labor day is always cool in Palm Beach, Biatch.
White dogs must have a pink leash.
His hair might be a little long.
 
2009-10-28 06:22:59 PM
I can't wait to see this character on 'Robot Chicken'.
 
2009-10-28 06:33:05 PM
Wow, the Heidi Klum barbie actually looks like Heidi Klum. Usually when they make a Barbie that is supposed to look like a real person, it turns out all scary.
 
2009-10-28 07:39:33 PM
Comes complete with authentic back-hand action, and such memorable pre-recorded lines as "Girl, you got two of them already" and "oh my, here comes that devilish pool boy"
 
2009-10-28 08:22:31 PM
this has got to be fake. Their "proof" is a link to some random reseller who may have typed in anything. This will be exposed as a hoax of some sort.
 
2009-10-28 08:50:56 PM
Funny, he looks exactly like my husband!

/so not kidding
 
2009-10-28 09:48:37 PM
Am I the only one that immediately thought of Tardio?
i123.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-28 09:54:40 PM
I say he looks like the Evil Mastermind from the next Austin Powers movie.
 
2009-10-28 10:38:43 PM
imgod2u: Shouldn't Palm Beach sugar daddy Ken be overweight, ~50 years old, greasy with thin hair and a bald spot?

No that's South Beach Porn Director Ken
 
2009-10-28 11:34:08 PM
zombietheclown: Phone_Answering_Monkey: KatjaMouse: Sugar Daddy wasn't the appropriate name that came to mind. Unless he comes w/ a Twink as well.

Silly KatjaMouse, why would a Ken doll come with an MMORPG character at the upper end of their PvP level bracket with maxed out gear purchased by their higher level main character with money to burn?

/Seriously you MMO guys, there were twinks before there were MMORPGS and it makes people who knew that giggle a little at the ways you use the word sometimes.
//LF a 2v2 partner for my 39 hunter twink
///Stuff like that. You want a partner for your twink, huh?

when the wife & i started playing WoW last year, she asked me what the hell they were talking about (only "twink" reference we knew had to do with one of our fabulous friends)

i still crack up a bit when i see people looking for "twink guilds"


I'm so pissed the patch killed level 39 twinking for battlegrounds. I'm bank alting with mine for now.

Oh and Cali Girl dumped Ken, so he's caught teh ghey.
 
2009-10-28 11:47:28 PM
I went to order this for a christmas gift but it doesn't come out til April dammit!
 
2009-10-28 11:55:54 PM
NannyStatePark: I'm so pissed the patch killed level 39 twinking for battlegrounds. I'm bank alting with mine for now.

Heh, was looking into why, and turns out I never thought of there being a shortage of 'twinks' such that a BG would never fill. The article also had this gem: "On face value, the first two new features seem to add value to the game and to preserve the status quo for those players who have enjoyed twink-play in the past and would hope for that to continue."

Heh, twink-play. Priceless.
 
2009-10-29 08:19:11 AM
He looks like a Televangelist. A TV Preacher. One who's been out a-sinnin'. PTL Ken. Now, where's that Tammy Faye Barbie?
 
2009-10-29 08:54:41 AM
Spruance963: He looks like a Televangelist. A TV Preacher. One who's been out a-sinnin'. PTL Ken. Now, where's that Tammy Faye Barbie?

She's right where they left her. (new window)
 
2009-10-29 09:17:04 AM
Doctor Funkenstein: pxlboy: Doctor Funkenstein: Ha! I am so buying this for my buddy's son for Christmas. Dude will probably punch me right in the neck.

awesome.

Heh - I'm serious. I may even tell the kid ahead of time.

"Let's mess with your Dad, buddy. When you open this gift, look him right in the eye and shout, 'It's fabulous! But I'm tuckered out from all this gift opening. Time for a disco nap!'"

I'll give him cash to do it. Little bastard will do it, too.


AWESOME...make sure you get it on video and put that shiat on you tube LOL...damn that's funny
 
2009-10-29 09:24:03 AM
zombietheclown: Third In Line: Hmmm. I'm remembering blowing up ittle green army men with my brother. Now, I might buy this Ken for something like that...

after recent legislation that was passed, that would now constitute a hate crime. . .


This doll wants to get BLOWN not blown up...
 
2009-10-29 02:07:04 PM
THIS should shut you up....

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