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(Sun Journal (Maine))   If you live at 13 Cemetery Road, you might as well get in the Halloween spirit. "It's not a good Easter address."   (sunjournal.com ) divider line
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2009-10-28 10:57:30 AM  
Meanwhile, at 666 S. Devil's Landing Rd.
 
2009-10-28 11:51:38 AM  
now THAT's hard-hitting investigative journalism
 
2009-10-28 01:37:53 PM  
That's quite an undertaking.
 
2009-10-28 01:38:39 PM  
667

/neighbor of the beast
 
2009-10-28 01:39:52 PM  
i33.tinypic.com

Cemetery Junction
 
2009-10-28 01:40:15 PM  
ak.buy.com

We have the board game.

/not the name
//close enough
 
2009-10-28 01:40:20 PM  
WTF is a good Easter address?
 
2009-10-28 01:40:56 PM  
does anyone know any grocery stores that are having sales on razor blades or apples?
I need to stock up before the weekend
 
2009-10-28 01:41:58 PM  
There is a 1313 Mystery Street in New Orleans.

\nuthin
 
2009-10-28 01:42:03 PM  

trappedspirit: WTF is a good Easter address?


#3 Day avenue? #1 Resurrection Blvd? anything on Horus, Balder, or Quetzalcoatl roads?
 
2009-10-28 01:42:42 PM  
trappedspirit:
WTF is a good Easter address?

Neighborhood vandals Passover the house.
 
2009-10-28 01:43:31 PM  

trappedspirit: WTF is a good Easter address?


This?
graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2009-10-28 01:45:07 PM  
"It's not a good Easter address."

Why not? 13 people attended the Last Supper, and Jesus rose out of a cemetary. It's perfect for Easter.
 
2009-10-28 01:45:50 PM  
I have a friend who used to live at 69 Hooker St. Can't understand why she moved.
 
2009-10-28 01:46:48 PM  

Arkanaut: "It's not a good Easter address."

Why not? 13 people attended the Last Supper, and Jesus rose out of a cemetary cave. It's perfect for Easter.


Fixed
 
2009-10-28 01:47:00 PM  

trappedspirit: WTF is a good Easter address?


1313 Bunny Trail Road.
 
2009-10-28 01:47:12 PM  
1313 Mockingbird Lane
 
2009-10-28 01:49:29 PM  
www.rickygervais.com

scary
 
2009-10-28 01:49:38 PM  

MooseBayou: There is a 1313 Mystery Street in New Orleans.

\nuthin


I once lived at the address of 1313 Cloverleaf Lane.
The previous tenant had blown his brains out with a shotgun. : /
 
2009-10-28 01:49:58 PM  

doubled99: 667

/neighbor of the beast


Wouldn't it be 668? 667 would be across the street.
 
2009-10-28 01:49:58 PM  
1122 Boogey-Boogey Avenue
 
2009-10-28 01:53:52 PM  

tuna fingers: Arkanaut: "It's not a good Easter address."

Why not? 13 people attended the Last Supper, and Jesus rose out of a cemetary cave. It's perfect for Easter.

Fixed


Well whatever. It's a place for keeping dead people.
 
2009-10-28 01:55:07 PM  
Arkanaut: Well whatever. It's a place for keeping dead people.

I thought that's why we had Florida.
 
2009-10-28 01:55:46 PM  
Why not? Easter is based on something that took place in a cemetary.
 
2009-10-28 01:58:43 PM  

offacue: 1313 Mockingbird Lane


Came here to say this.

bighairyguy: Why not? Easter is based on something that took place in a cemetary.


No it's not. Go review your bible stories, sinner!
 
2009-10-28 01:59:40 PM  

BunkoSquad


Arkanaut: Well whatever. It's a place for keeping dead people.

I thought that's why we had Florida.


Ooohh, look who knows so much... Florida is for people who are only mostly dead.
 
2009-10-28 02:01:17 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: BunkoSquad

Arkanaut: Well whatever. It's a place for keeping dead people.

I thought that's why we had Florida.


Ooohh, look who knows so much... Florida is for people who are only mostly dead.


Duh... I want the really dead ones nearby, so I can go through their pockets for loose change.

/This message is Sicilian approved.
 
2009-10-28 02:04:21 PM  

trappedspirit: WTF is a good Easter address?


www.nytmare.org
 
2009-10-28 02:08:46 PM  
Easter is reminiscent of Halloween. Both celebrations have druidic origins, my kids always called it 'Naked Zhambie Day.'
 
2009-10-28 02:11:38 PM  

ColSanders: doubled99: 667

/neighbor of the beast

Wouldn't it be 668? 667 would be across the street.


Unless it is a dead end street.
 
2009-10-28 02:12:21 PM  
jalopnik.com

/obligatory
 
2009-10-28 02:12:38 PM  
Halloween: Beware of zombies!

Easter: God is a zombie.
 
2009-10-28 02:15:32 PM  

ColSanders: Wouldn't it be 668? 667 would be across the street.


What, and the people accross the street aren't considered neighbors? You west siders... you think you're all so great and important! Always looking down your noses at us. Yeah, well, at least our back yards don't get the hot sun in the afternoons. Our kids get to play in the shade while yous have to boil in the hot afternoon sun! Ha-ha! Ha-Ha-Haa! A-Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaagggh!

Bastages!
 
2009-10-28 02:19:19 PM  

offacue: 1313 Mockingbird Lane


Over.
 
2009-10-28 02:21:25 PM  
Meanwhile, things are just peachy at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

theoldhauntedhouse.com
 
2009-10-28 02:26:11 PM  
I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight, for my monster from his slab began to rise & suddenly to my surprise he did the mash. He did the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.
 
2009-10-28 02:26:13 PM  
trappedspirit: WTF is a good Easter address?

It's a bit long but....
http://tinyurl.com/ygo4f44
(copy and paste)
 
2009-10-28 02:31:35 PM  
I grew up on a Cemetery Road in Montgomery, PA...not at house number 13, though.

Halloween in the eponymous cemetery was a trip, especially when us young kids played Jailbreak--a big freakin' mausoleum served as home base--in our costumes. There's nothing like tripping over a shin-high gravestone while running at full speed in total darkness. How any of us had any teeth left is beyond me.
 
2009-10-28 02:33:07 PM  

peewinkle: /obligatory


I used to drive by this exit every day. Never saw either kind, thank Rudy (Cosby ref.)
 
2009-10-28 02:36:28 PM  
Halloween would be a pretty stupid occasion if not for that 'chicks dressing as sluts' thing.
 
2009-10-28 02:36:35 PM  

The Third Man: I grew up on a Cemetery Road in Montgomery, PA...not at house number 13, though.

Halloween in the eponymous cemetery was a trip, especially when us young kids played Jailbreak--a big freakin' mausoleum served as home base--in our costumes. There's nothing like tripping over a shin-high gravestone while running at full speed in total darkness. How any of us had any teeth left is beyond me.


It's all first growth dentition at that point, you all had a spare set or two coming in a couple of years anyways.
 
2009-10-28 02:36:45 PM  
Meanwhile, at 69 Stripper Lane ...........
 
2009-10-28 02:38:30 PM  

trappedspirit: WTF is a good Easter address?


Resurrection Road.

Pastel Place.

Bunny Blvd.
 
2009-10-28 02:41:19 PM  
We used to give out waxed teeth and waxed lips.
Got pretty popular because it was unique.
 
2009-10-28 02:42:34 PM  

tuna fingers: Arkanaut: "It's not a good Easter address."

Why not? 13 people attended the Last Supper, and Jesus rose out of a cemetary cave. It's perfect for Easter.

Fixed


It was a burial place, not just a random cave. The original poster was right. Except for the part about Jesus rising out of it which didn't happen because people don't come back to life.
 
2009-10-28 02:43:09 PM  

vudukungfu: We used to give out waxed teeth and waxed lips.
Got pretty popular because it was unique.


And now you give out waxed legs and backs ?
 
2009-10-28 02:47:54 PM  

Wireless Joe: Meanwhile, things are just peachy at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.


When I was a kid, I wanted so bad to live in that house. I will never forget the look on the social worker's face when I asked her if I could be placed with the Munsters.

/Or the Addams Family, that would be okay.
 
2009-10-28 02:51:50 PM  

schattenteufel: I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight, for my monster from his slab began to rise & suddenly to my surprise he did the mash. He did the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.


Thanks for the ear worm...

/Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
 
2009-10-28 02:52:14 PM  
Wireless Joe

Meanwhile, things are just peachy at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

My wife's ex lives on Mockingbird Lane in Pearl River, Louisiana, with his 25-year-old son and whomever he's presently banging. The address isn't 1313 but they make the Munsters look like the Brady Bunch.
 
2009-10-28 02:53:00 PM  

gshepnyc: tuna fingers: Arkanaut: "It's not a good Easter address."

Why not? 13 people attended the Last Supper, and Jesus rose out of a cemetary cave. It's perfect for Easter.

Fixed

It was a burial place, not just a random cave. The original poster was right. Except for the part about Jesus rising out of it which didn't happen because people don't come back to life.


Keith Richards, Nikki Sixx, and Everlast would all like a word with you...


also, many Yogi's ang Guru's can "simulate" death; if you were a spiritual leader with knowledge from all corners of the world you might be able to do the same...
3.bp.blogspot.com
Just sayin...
 
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