Same school?

Okay Fark, you have a mission...what the hell was the phone number on those shirts?

No Flori-duh tag?

Really? You mean nobody on the committee that designed/printed/paid for those things thought, "We should make sure this isn't a real number?"

xltech: No Flori-duh tag?

Wrong Orange County.

My old insurance card had a misprinted phone number on the back that connected to a phone sex line instead of Humana. Boy, was the receptionist at the clinic surprised to discover that when he needed to verify something about my insurance coverage.

Should I not have done that?

The correct number is 1-800-EAT-shiat

Oh, yeah, sure, **accidentally printed**, **typographical error**, **innocent mistake**!!


I'm pretty sure I've heard everything now. This one really takes the cake.

Aren't we all, ultimately, walking billboards for a she-male phone sex hotline?

Especially you, over there?

steveGswine: Aren't we all, ultimately, walking billboards for a she-male phone sex hotline?

That's deep shiat, man.

Also on that page:

Bicyclist, 80, hit by pickup is called 'most active'.

Not any more.

Abstruse: Okay Fark, you have a mission...what the hell was the phone number on those shirts?

Perv!

Abstruse: Okay Fark, you have a mission...what the hell was the phone number on those shirts?

Came in for this and fark delivers as always.

/Will be waiting for the Perv Farker/Farkette/Farkit that knows the answer.

Abstruse: Okay Fark, you have a mission...what the hell was the phone number on those shirts?

How eager are you to get a number for a she-male porn line?

Thanks for giving out the relevant info, article. I wasn't curious in the least as to what the number was. Heck, it didn't have anything to do with the report, anyway. Kudos!

eas81: Abstruse: Okay Fark, you have a mission...what the hell was the phone number on those shirts?

Came in for this and fark delivers as always.

/Will be waiting for the Perv Farker/Farkette/Farkit that knows the answer.

Hold on, let me check my Contact List.

Might be wednesday wierdness, but I read that as:

PTA turns elementary school kids into working for a phone sex hotline

1-800-eat-dust
You guys aren't even triying
or 1-800-328-3878
but I dont know what the porn name is.

SpaceButler: SpaceButler: steveGswine: Aren't we all, ultimately, walking billboards for a she-male phone sex hotline?

Especially you, over there?

I prefer to think of myself as a marquee.

Though if I'm honest I'm more of a grounded blimp.

None of your posts were funny or entertaining in any way. 0/10.

GranoblasticMan: Really? You mean nobody on the committee that designed/printed/paid for those things thought, "We should make sure this isn't a real number?"

THIS. It's incidents like this that make me hope, when reading articles about swine flu, that it actually kills everyone. It's depressing to even be part of such a moronic species.

Might be wednesday wierdness, but I read that as:
PMITA turns elementary school kids into walking billboards for a she-male phone sex hotline

\Goes for another cup of coffee.

RU_Rules: Might be wednesday wierdness, but I read that as:
PMITA turns elementary school kids into walking billboards for a she-male phone sex hotline

See, and I thought it said:
PETA turns elementary school kids into walking billboards for a she-male phone sex hotline.

SpaceButler: Paulistinian: None of your posts were funny or entertaining in any way. 0/10.

I'm sorry, I know you're trying to be helpful, but I'm not sure what you're getting at.

That one was funny and entertaining!

SpaceButler: What's a she-male sex line? Are the calls fielded by people who start off sounding like women, then suddenly start sounding like men when things get hot and heavy?

Send me a business plan and we can talk about funding.

How do you verify that you are actually speaking to a "she-male?"

Who is the enterprising young man/woman who is recruiting these she-males to work the lines?

1-800-eat-dust
call it
its a deep voiced man talking about his panties, kinda nasty

Knucklepopper: RU_Rules: Might be wednesday wierdness, but I read that as:
PMITA turns elementary school kids into walking billboards for a she-male phone sex hotline

See, and I thought it said:
PETA turns elementary school kids into walking billboards for a she-male phone sex hotline.


What PETA she-male sex workers might look like.

Zed26:


What PETA she-male sex workers might look like.

FURRY THREAD!!!!

PTA= Pound That Ass

SpaceButler:
I prefer to think of myself as a marquee.

I prefer to think of myself as a marquis... but we can talk about that later.

elmock: 1-800-eat-dust
You guys aren't even triying
or 1-800-328-3878
but I dont know what the porn name is.

A generator online offered

fat-dust
date-us-8
eave-up-8
fate-up-8

and the much more distressing

eat-fur-8
fat-fur-8

Which makes me wonder if someone has set up a fat furry oral sex chat line somewhere. "Suck my tail. It's wagging. Yiff."

steveGswine: I prefer to think of myself as a marquis

How Sade

Why do mis-typed phone numbers always go to
porn sites and not, for instance, the Sam's Club Pharmacy?

800-JUG-A-THON?

xltech: No Flori-duh tag?

FAIL


Richard M. Nixon ring a bell?

SpaceButler:
Wow, a Neverwhere reference. Kind of out of the blue (given the topic), but very cool! Well done.
/yes, I just came in here knowing that some Farker would provide the number...

Pic from a link in comments:

Gordon Bennett: elmock: 1-800-eat-dust
You guys aren't even triying
or 1-800-328-3878
but I dont know what the porn name is.

A generator online offered

fat-dust
date-us-8
eave-up-8
fate-up-8

and the much more distressing

eat-fur-8
fat-fur-8

Which makes me wonder if someone has set up a fat furry oral sex chat line somewhere. "Suck my tail. It's wagging. Yiff."

If that is the number DATETRV seems the most likely combo they advertise given the supposed content.

This actually happened at the school I taught at. The band (middle school) had shirts made (custom design by a faculty member) that had the band logo on the front and on the back:

We rock. Call us: 1-800-BLOW-HARD.

Dumb asses didn't even think to check the number, much less think about what it sounded like. They sold the shirts to teachers, students, and parents. 1 week after they were distributed and worn, a kid called the number.

Surprise! It was a sex chat line.
*head into wall*

Apple's tech support line was 1-800-sos-appl. Once I punched in 1-800-s0s-appl by mistake. It was a sex line.

I really regretted having the phone on speaker.

And a customer in the shop.

Yeah, awkward.

simpsonfan: These wrong numbers always seem to turn out to be dirty ones, not something else, like a food company or something.

Probably happens all the tine, but just ain't worth reporting on.

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