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(Yahoo)   Man sues government, has been forced to move four times because they are using secret bugs to eavesdrop on his sex sessions   ( divider line
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6824 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Mar 2003 at 2:11 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-19 02:22:10 PM  
This happens to me all the time

/adjusts tinfoil condom
2003-03-19 02:24:11 PM  
Goes to show you that It's not smart buying hookers off the street; Especially if they're undercover on police STINGs...
2003-03-19 02:25:03 PM  
This must be the work of George W. Bush. He is evil and all.
2003-03-19 02:25:55 PM  
Even government officials have to have a hobby.

2003-03-19 02:26:11 PM  
Have I become this used to idiocy? I can't even muster a non-committal "meh".

/working customer service too long.
2003-03-19 02:26:24 PM  
Aww, he was trying to give his kid some dimples. Leave him alone.
2003-03-19 02:26:33 PM  
Simple.. just wear a tin foil jimmy cap.
2003-03-19 02:26:47 PM  
Crazy people are funny.
2003-03-19 02:29:39 PM  
Hells yeah, Eddie.
I didn't read the article, but I know for a fact that sht has happened to me before. I was knocking boots with a senator's daughter and that old ass coot was a listening through the walls. Sht was disturbing. I ain't lying.
2003-03-19 02:29:59 PM  
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...they've moved my desk 4 times ... I used to be by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were married... and now I'm in the basement and I'll, I'll burn it down.
2003-03-19 02:31:10 PM  
If this gy's THAT good, he should be in pr0n...too bad he's just a nutcase
2003-03-19 02:31:51 PM  
Woot! Everybody point at the crazy guy and laugh.
2003-03-19 02:33:30 PM  
It's nice to see that some of the crazy sue-anyone-for-anything-I-can thought process is moving out of the states for a change.

2003-03-19 02:35:46 PM  
If by "secret bugs" he meant to say "he caught crabs", then moving isn't gonna help.

The only effective way to get rid of crabs is to shave off half your pubic hair, set the other half on fire, and then hit the little buggers with a fork as they try to outrun the flames.
2003-03-19 02:37:30 PM  
This guy must have some seriously awesome Porn moves if the Home Office is watching him get his mack on.
2003-03-19 02:37:42 PM  
This is happening to me also, my wife and I have just learned to enjoy it.
2003-03-19 02:45:51 PM  
2003-03-19 02:51:22 PM  
Has anyone found out what this guy has done to deserve MI5 breathing down his neck?
2003-03-19 02:59:03 PM  
More importantly, how is this guy getting any, anyways?

Women dig the crazies, I guess.
2003-03-19 03:00:08 PM  
It could be George Orwell's 1984.
2003-03-19 03:01:32 PM  
"what is that fapping noise?!" /british government
2003-03-19 03:05:44 PM  
If this guy were American, I'd bet he'd be his own defense attorney when he goes to trial for shooting up a subway train or public building someday. As he's a Brit, I'll just call him a nutter and be done with it.
2003-03-19 03:06:36 PM  
w00t! I hear crazy people taste like chikkin.
2003-03-19 03:07:24 PM  
He was having sex in an EU building?
2003-03-19 03:14:04 PM  
Read what Nightsweat said and then pretend like I said it because he said what I wanted to say.
2003-03-19 03:25:09 PM  
anybody else wonder how the hell this crazy farker actually gets laid? and here we all know a ton of mostly sane guys that cant even get a second look.
2003-03-19 03:44:04 PM  
The writ said he had already launched one unsuccessful High Court action in which he sought an anti-harassment order against the Home Office (interior ministry), London's police and its underground rail and bus services.

Why would he take action against the Underground? If he was doing it there, he obviously doesn't care who hears, or sees.
2003-03-19 03:49:16 PM  
Since when is Clinton living in Britain?
2003-03-19 04:16:13 PM  
Why hasn't he tried driving a tractor into a pond to get his message across to the government?
2003-03-19 09:46:02 PM  
Im sure it's Bush's fault.
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