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(NCBuy)   Licensed preacher told, "If I wear these [panties] any longer, I'm gonna start sinnin'."   ( divider line
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13458 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Mar 2003 at 10:29 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-19 11:59:36 AM  
She says they're patented, but when I search the patent office, nothing is assigned to Robin Moore-Steele or Moore-Steele
2003-03-19 12:02:27 PM  
anyone wonder why a preacher invented these?

on a side note, I again today for the forbes poll. you can probably vote again if you are interested.
2003-03-19 12:06:41 PM  
Bong: That's June 13th, 2004.

But fear not: it really depends on what state you live in. Check out

2003-03-19 12:07:17 PM  
Chicks can get away with that. Guys would need some sort of reservoir and semen-dissipation system.

Are you talking about my secretary?
2003-03-19 12:07:27 PM  
BongWater, 2004.
2003-03-19 12:08:47 PM  
My wife and I prefer the remote control vibrating panties. These things are great. I love being at a party and giving her a little thrill from across the room.
2003-03-19 12:12:06 PM  
Alto That's flatulant tramp, thankyouverymuch...
2003-03-19 12:13:41 PM  
Big_Bad_Dad What's the range on those? My wife's a few thousand miles away. Could I use a government satellite to bounce the signal over to her? Techies help me out here.
2003-03-19 12:15:14 PM  
Ha, jokes on you. We make a decent living so I don't have to go window shopping. We go real shopping and just buy everything that looks neat. /whimper

The problem with hobbies is women get jealous when you enjoy yourself minding your own business. :)

Go home after poker to get yelled at because I was losing money and looking at porn all night? I'll pass. :)

Hehehe, it's a good thing I don't think my marriage will end up like all the bitter men that have expressed their condolences when they find out I'm going to get married.
2003-03-19 12:16:39 PM  
Backgroundnoise: I don't think you need any size of congregation, just to be ordained. I'd check on that first before you file for exemption though. (I'm planning on doing before April 15th this year, being self-employed I'll be saving myself 16% instead of just 8%.)

As for the Pitt/PSU thing, I went to PSU for a year and then transferred here. I don't watch football, so I really couldn't get a shiat either way.
2003-03-19 12:19:09 PM  
Luckycarbon "it's a good thing I don't think my marriage will end up like all the bitter men that have expressed their condolences when they find out I'm going to get married."

Hey married guys...remember when you thought this? Ignorance is bliss. We need to monitor him and see what he says in 4 years.

For real though, best wishes to you, but don't say we didn't warn you.
2003-03-19 12:20:38 PM  
My wife needs 10 pair, do they accept checks?
2003-03-19 12:21:55 PM  
oh ok, so you have experience at PSU, no prob with you attacking it then, sorry
2003-03-19 12:27:31 PM  
I should add that "fjortis" is Swedish for a specific type of (dimwitted) 14 year olds. Why you'd want to see kids that age in various stages of undress is beyond me.
2003-03-19 12:28:01 PM  
Oh great. Like I need a pair of underwear to excite me. Enough things excite me, thank you. Besides, that would be a bit messy after a while.

To think how much Fark has my attention here at work, I can only imagine w/a pair of "exciting panties" on to help in that...christ, I'd be laying in the back room all day orgasming while Farking.

Hmm..maybe I DO want a pair!
2003-03-19 12:29:44 PM  
I think these should be part of the required female uniform when the New World Order finally begins.
2003-03-19 12:31:59 PM  
Maybe the underwear could be useful for women with low libido and no hands, I don't know, but reading the article I just imagine an old lady buying loads of food, slipping on her panties and then binging and orgasming the day away.

That mental image destroyed any niftiness of these panties. :)
2003-03-19 12:32:51 PM  
Backgroundnoise: Here's the skinny on the tax exemption --

Many ministers choose to file for exemption to avoid the substantial financial burden of paying SECA taxes. To obtain the exemption, a minister must be licensed, ordained, or commissioned by a church and must file Form 4361 with the Internal Revenue Service. The minister must file the form by the due date (including extensions) of the minister's federal income tax return for the second tax year in which the minister receives at least $400 of net earnings from self-employment, any portion of which was received for services performed as a minister.

So, I'll have to get ordained in the ULC, give one of my friends $1 and then have them pay it to me for a blessing to meet the income "recieved for services performed as a minister" requirement, and the same next year. Then next April 15th the feds will stop stealing the 15.3% of my gross they take so that some rich geezer in florida can buy himself another boat.
2003-03-19 12:35:10 PM  
"Chicks can get away with that. Guys would need some sort of reservoir and semen-dissipation system."

Until their panties develop voodoo-butter, that is.
2003-03-19 12:36:08 PM  
Cola don't rain on our parade.

You know that us men just want to hear women say "god I'd love to have non-stop orgasms all day. And I'd really love for one of you farkers to be there with me."

Play pretend if you have to!
2003-03-19 12:38:54 PM  
NICU8697 It is exactly that type of detachment from any reality that makes my marriage such a sexually fufilling arrangement.
My wife pretends to want sex and I pretend to believe her.
2003-03-19 12:40:14 PM  
NICU8697, sorry, not going to pander to farkers. :)

/keeps on raining
2003-03-19 12:47:53 PM  
remote control panties?

Please point me in the direction of one of these gifts for my wife. This sounds to hilarious/useful to be true.
2003-03-19 12:53:03 PM  
i wonder if you'd get habituated to it. or worse - develop callouses. yikes!
2003-03-19 12:54:48 PM  
They must work pretty good, because I'm not even wearing them, but I got a chubber just reading about them.
2003-03-19 12:58:56 PM is your friend
2003-03-19 12:59:44 PM  
03-19-03 10:39:19 AM SomeBrunette
I am with you FLA Chickie....I would be more than hap-hap-happy to buy a pair!

Sigh -- why buy them yourselves when there are 2000 farkers reading this string? Their hands are down there anyway, they might as well be pulling out their wallets.

/capitalism lesson
2003-03-19 01:02:59 PM  
So, since I am ordained this means I can start my own religion right?

Hence forth this shall be the new Bible

Talk about a good book.....
2003-03-19 01:12:16 PM  
What's next? Boxers with a built-in Pocket Pussy?
2003-03-19 01:20:40 PM  
The mysterious person who sold her a "license to preach" is the real hero, in my book.
2003-03-19 01:23:50 PM  
was doing that, but i can't find wether or not the remote has a cord, or it's range or anything... any ideas?

I'd like to get some field test information from anyone who knows (130 bucks is worth spending if it performs well)
2003-03-19 01:25:51 PM  
it looks like some websites that turn up advertise range on some of them...just do a search and go through all the sites that come up...

now what the real world range is compared to the advertised range...dunno
2003-03-19 01:42:50 PM  
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2003-03-19 02:06:25 PM  
SuburbanCowboy Thank you for the pix of an incredibly hot woman, doing an incredibly hot thing in a very good movie.
BTW - I had a Jeep Wrangler ('89) for 12 years. It was lots of fun - but noisy as hell to ride in. After a while the seals leaked and the lower pitman arm dropped out while driving 45 mph. Finally sold it for $2,700 (only 82K on the odometer) last May (had to - I've got 2 kids now & Wranglers suck as a family vehicle...)

2003-03-19 02:41:34 PM  
She: If'n I wear these panties any longer, I'll start sinnin'.

He: Well, take'em off then, so's we can both start sinnin'.
2003-03-19 03:11:25 PM  
I am an ordained minister and you can be too. If you don't mind being a member of the most vague and tolerant religion in the history of mankind...
2003-03-19 03:50:55 PM  
Cheers for panties. Not the best thing in the world, but damn close to it.
2003-03-19 04:50:07 PM  
Are there any used ones on ebay yet?
2003-03-19 06:55:57 PM  

I repeat...


There is no Dr. Robin Moore or Dr. Robin Steele or Dr. Robin Moore-Steele practicing chiropractic in Meridian, Mississippi or any other place on the planet. This is a hoax, unfortunately...
2003-03-19 09:03:00 PM  
fvck you jeebis fvck you to hell
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