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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Today's "hot naked teacher in trouble for being hot and naked" story comes from New Zealand. Did we mention she was hot and naked? (SFW)   (smh.com.au) divider line 378
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2009-10-26 07:18:38 PM
ADHD Librarian: Knucklepopper: She's pretty good; my girlfriend's hotter and not a whore. Win.

Dude, NO!!!

When talking about your female companion on FARK, the correct procedure is to biatch and moan about her (then beg the AWs for BIE). You know if you seem happy that the FARKers will descend upon you like buzzards on roadkill.

Your pure beautiful love for your girl is now going to be torn, sullied and dirtied as a thousand farkers shiat upon her from a great height.


I saw knucklepopper's girlfriend today. l punched her in the mouth and kicked over her taco cart.
 
2009-10-26 08:29:35 PM
HI-FYE: ADHD Librarian: Knucklepopper: She's pretty good; my girlfriend's hotter and not a whore. Win.

Dude, NO!!!

When talking about your female companion on FARK, the correct procedure is to biatch and moan about her (then beg the AWs for BIE). You know if you seem happy that the FARKers will descend upon you like buzzards on roadkill.

Your pure beautiful love for your girl is now going to be torn, sullied and dirtied as a thousand farkers shiat upon her from a great height.

I saw knucklepopper's girlfriend today. l punched her in the mouth and kicked over her taco cart.


Well, you would (I mean, to be fair she is as ugly as a hat full of scrota. But hell, she bangs like the privy door when the plague is in town)
 
2009-10-26 08:57:37 PM
On the Side: /wait, this is fark, sexy not a requirement

Good, then I'm safe!

/Needs to get his wife to the optometrist soon.
 
2009-10-26 09:13:41 PM
abb3w: FTA: Rachel Whitwell [...] on australianpenthouse.com.au [...] in the "New Aussie Babes" section [...] uses the nickname Lexy [...]

NSFW[!]


Fark. Crashing porn sites the world over.
 
2009-10-26 09:35:06 PM
ilgallo: Cervantes3773: ilgallo: I'd go down on her under. If ya know what i mean!

Nope.

don't know what I mean?
prayers sent


Haha, watch the live action Tick.

/Good stuff.
 
2009-10-26 09:44:01 PM
Anastacya: I'm back all you Farkers!

I decided to look at the picture again of our lovely teacher, and my verdict is still the same. I would want to spend time with her and read that tattoo a bit more closely.

That being said, I'd be afraid of the STDs which undoubtedly plague her.

And nothing against women who choose to enhance their, ah-hum, assets, but I personally find mine to be perfect. I wouldn't mind a nose job tho...

Anywho, I'm surprised at the lack of Catholic School Girl pics in this thread.

/disappointed.


You're funny. You've been farkied. Carry on.
 
2009-10-26 09:45:47 PM
The website appears to be farked. If some intrepid farker saved the pics, would s/he mind sending them to me, for... scientific purposes?

/EIP
//For BIE, too
///What, may as well ask, right?
 
2009-10-26 10:13:01 PM
raindancer: abb3w: FTA: Rachel Whitwell [...] on australianpenthouse.com.au [...] in the "New Aussie Babes" section [...] uses the nickname Lexy [...]

NSFW[!]

Fark. Crashing porn sites the world over.


WTH... once again, work pisses me off.
 
2009-10-26 11:10:06 PM
I'd show her my slide rule...

/EIP
//Long Live BIE
///Can I get a hallelujah
 
2009-10-26 11:23:41 PM
While they've taken the page down, they have not(as of this posting) taken down the images.

Google cache is our friend(pops like your...)
 
2009-10-26 11:23:53 PM
GooberMcFly: I hate it when people post in threads for the sole reason to make a record for themself for easy retrieval of the thread at a later time, say when in their own domicile where there is no risk of the loss of one's job by clicking on an inappropriate link to see something that may be interesting to view, but contribute nothing else to the conversation or discussion.

People do that?
 
2009-10-26 11:35:11 PM
zerth: While they've taken the page down, they have not(as of this posting) taken down the images.

Google cache is our friend(pops like your...)


Huzzah, thank you!
 
2009-10-26 11:43:21 PM
zerth: While they've taken the page down, they have not(as of this posting) taken down the images.

Google cache is our friend(pops like your...)


zerth is my hero of the day.
 
2009-10-26 11:49:35 PM
jaymzz: Knucklepopper: She's pretty good; my girlfriend's hotter and not a whore. Win.



?


Who is the girl in the picture? I've seen this somewhere before but I can't put my finger on it.
 
2009-10-27 12:04:36 AM
This is reminding me more of that pancake ass thread than the Blockbuster thread. Which was pretty frigging hillarious.
 
2009-10-27 12:18:09 AM
I'd gladly re-take 6th grade so that she could teach me sex education in a personal and intimate way!
 
2009-10-27 12:44:49 AM
GooberMcFly: I hate it when people post in threads for the sole reason to make a record for themself for easy retrieval of the thread at a later time, say when in their own domicile where there is no risk of the loss of one's job by clicking on an inappropriate link to see something that may be interesting to view, but contribute nothing else to the conversation or discussion.

Umm this...
 
2009-10-27 01:18:19 AM
EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

PvQ = QvP
 
2009-10-27 04:57:40 AM
What's a bookmark?
 
2009-10-27 06:12:15 AM
kcfarker: The Aussies seem to be more liberal than the Kiwis, so I'm surprised the NZ'ers are so bent out of shape that she posed in an Aussie rag. They shouldn't even be looking at that kind of stuff, should they?


Australia is WAY more prudish and has wierd damned laws all over. Kiwis dont give much of a fark what people do, and any attempts that the church linked right wing makes to do anything silly gets shot down.

And Kiwi girls are very very naughty.
 
2009-10-27 11:31:39 AM
Well another pair of pants ruined..
 
2009-10-27 01:14:36 PM
tooeasy: What's a bookmark?

this...
 
2009-10-27 01:47:46 PM
gaspode:
And Kiwi girls are very very naughty.


There better be a good story or at least photographic evidence to back that statement up.
 
2009-10-27 04:02:30 PM
imgod2u: Guys think you're hot no matter what.

Steve approves.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2009-10-27 04:40:31 PM
kcfarker: gaspode:
And Kiwi girls are very very naughty.

There better be a good story or at least photographic evidence to back that statement up.


Linky
 
2009-10-27 06:47:05 PM
Melgania: kcfarker: gaspode:
And Kiwi girls are very very naughty.

There better be a good story or at least photographic evidence to back that statement up.

Linky


Next stop... NZ!
 
2009-10-27 08:03:32 PM
zerth: While they've taken the page down, they have not(as of this posting) taken down the images.

Google cache is our friend(pops like your...)


zerth is my new best friend...
 
2009-10-28 04:47:08 AM
cowsspinach: That's hot?

Yes. Significantly hotter than you.
 
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