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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Today's "hot naked teacher in trouble for being hot and naked" story comes from New Zealand. Did we mention she was hot and naked? (SFW)   (smh.com.au) divider line 378
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2009-10-26 12:38:44 PM
Wendy's Chili: cowsspinach: That's hot?


How the heck did she get into Penthouse? Geez, Playboy and Penthouse standards are getting low. What happened?

I bet you don't look as good topless.

/prove me wrong
//EIP


brilliant

/eip as well
 
2009-10-26 12:39:44 PM
I'd love to give her an Austrailian kiss!
 
2009-10-26 12:41:08 PM
An austrailian kiss is the same as a French kiss except it's down under!
 
2009-10-26 12:41:25 PM
cowsspinach: Wendy's Chili:

I bet you don't look as good topless.
/prove me wrong
//EIP


Sorry toots, you know how I am. I don't send BIE.


What would you take in trade?
 
2009-10-26 12:41:47 PM
Dang, that is one bald beaver
 
2009-10-26 12:43:28 PM
GooberMcFly: I hate it when people post in threads for the sole reason to make a record for themself for easy retrieval of the thread at a later time, say when in their own domicile where there is no risk of the loss of one's job by clicking on an inappropriate link to see something that may be interesting to view, but contribute nothing else to the conversation or discussion.


Me too.
 
2009-10-26 12:43:44 PM
"The 27-year-old boasts of what she does for a living and that she is from New Zealand in the 'New Aussie Babes' section"

This is the first time I've heard of a New Zealander called an Aussie without her or his being pissed off about it.
 
2009-10-26 12:45:04 PM
www.treehugger.com
 
2009-10-26 12:45:09 PM
Tattoo should say "Welcome to the land down under".

/giggity
 
2009-10-26 12:46:29 PM
Marla Singer's Laundry: What would you take in trade?

What would you take in trade?
 
2009-10-26 12:46:36 PM
Wendy's Chili: cowsspinach: That's hot?


How the heck did she get into Penthouse? Geez, Playboy and Penthouse standards are getting low. What happened?

I bet you don't look as good topless.

/prove me wrong
//EIP


I'd take that bet.

*crosses fingers*
 
2009-10-26 12:49:46 PM
On the Side: Marla Singer's Laundry: What would you take in trade?

What would you take in trade?


^What he said.
 
2009-10-26 12:49:53 PM
i33.tinypic.com
OH HAI.
 
2009-10-26 12:50:12 PM
She'd look alright without the bolt-ons, I suppose.

/Got a prettier girl.
//Smug is me.
/Nope, not posting pics of her - don't want the homeschooled guy's fate.
 
2009-10-26 12:51:12 PM
What does her tatoo say?

"No pepper games"
 
2009-10-26 12:54:56 PM
What does her tatoo say?

"If you can read this, you forgot to shut the lights off!!"
 
2009-10-26 12:57:12 PM
I'd offer that a vegemite sandwich.
 
2009-10-26 12:57:13 PM
ram.1500: What does her tatoo say?

"If you can read this, you forgot to shut the lights off!!"


P = e^NiS
 
2009-10-26 01:03:28 PM
*Makes travel plans to NZ*
 
2009-10-26 01:07:43 PM
I'd go down on her under. If ya know what i mean!
 
2009-10-26 01:15:15 PM
ilgallo: I'd go down on her under. If ya know what i mean!


xrayvision.today.com

Nope.
 
2009-10-26 01:25:09 PM
I'd learn if it educated me?

/is I doing it right?
 
2009-10-26 01:26:27 PM
penguinfark: GooberMcFly: I hate it when people post in threads for the sole reason to make a record for themself for easy retrieval of the thread at a later time, say when in their own domicile where there is no risk of the loss of one's job by clicking on an inappropriate link to see something that may be interesting to view, but contribute nothing else to the conversation or discussion.

I totally agree.


Ditto.
 
2009-10-26 01:29:05 PM
cowsspinach: Wendy's Chili:

I bet you don't look as good topless.
/prove me wrong
//EIP


Sorry toots, you know how I am. I don't send BIE.



They don't have to be yours.
 
2009-10-26 01:35:52 PM
More_Like_A_Stain: cowsspinach: Wendy's Chili:

I bet you don't look as good topless.
/prove me wrong
//EIP


Sorry toots, you know how I am. I don't send BIE.


They don't have to be yours.


i224.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-26 01:37:03 PM
not a bookmark.

/i promise.
// i lied, but you knew that.
 
2009-10-26 01:37:26 PM
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2009-10-26 01:37:50 PM
i173.photobucket.com

/late to the party
 
2009-10-26 01:38:43 PM
EvilEgg: abb3w: FTA: Rachel Whitwell [...] on australianpenthouse.com.au [...] in the "New Aussie Babes" section [...] uses the nickname Lexy [...]

NSFW[!]

What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.


Kind of looks like "RapidShare"
 
2009-10-26 01:44:54 PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice teats

Would hit and all.

The thing that always puzzles me about these types of stories is that someone thought that a teacher posing nude, or stripping or what have you, was too pervy to be a teacher, but this same person has no compuction in letting everyone in their community know that they were pervy enough to engage in activities that allowed them to discover said teacher's perviness.

What's up with that?

Also, someone above called her a milf because she has a kid. I remember when the whole "milf" thing started and I seem to recall the term being used to describe the mother of one of your friends. I mean, if any female with a kid qualifies, I guess the 13-year-old who just dominoed gets to join the club. Or should we defer to Chris Hansen on that one?

 
2009-10-26 01:45:03 PM
unfortunately, the only thing shes gonna be modeling is a ding-dong in her hoo-ha
 
2009-10-26 01:45:04 PM
EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

"Pay Cashier Before Pumping"
 
2009-10-26 01:46:26 PM
abb3w: FTA: Rachel Whitwell [...] on australianpenthouse.com.au [...] in the "New Aussie Babes" section [...] uses the nickname Lexy [...]

NSFW[!]




I'm only there for the comments:

Chanchal Mandal
October 26th, 2009 on 11:52 am

Your boobs are great and i want to go to bed with you.


This man knows how to get to the point.
 
2009-10-26 01:46:28 PM
 
2009-10-26 01:50:17 PM
in no way is this a bookmark. like my 'not a fugazi shirt' shirt.

/blockbuster thread???
/donde?
 
2009-10-26 01:52:43 PM
simpsonfan: Tattoo ruins it.

Agreed. Don't like tats on chicks. Especially instructions over the hoo hah. "dick goes here?"
 
2009-10-26 01:55:55 PM
ghare: simpsonfan: Tattoo ruins it.

Agreed. Don't like tats on chicks. Especially instructions over the hoo hah. "dick goes here?"



I like tats on chicks. I dig a girl who can handle a little pain.
 
2009-10-26 02:00:24 PM
NannyStatePark: Being Bi sounds like hell. I'd only be attracted to chicks who were hotter than me, then I'd be comparing myself and depressed, then I'd be like, well at least my crotch smells better, then I'd get REALLY depressed, and I'd be all horny without a penis around.

I'm annoyed that none of the male teachers who flirted with me incessantly ever cornered me. Yeah it's weird. Especially since I'd go after one with a butcher knife if they touched my daughter. But I'm still bitter.


What if your daughter's manager at McDonalds was screwing her for free chicken McNuggets?
 
2009-10-26 02:01:03 PM
Cervantes3773: ilgallo: I'd go down on her under. If ya know what i mean!

Nope.


BRILLIANT!!!
 
2009-10-26 02:05:39 PM
The tattoos kill it for me.
 
2009-10-26 02:11:01 PM
cowsspinach: How the heck did she get into Penthouse

ya know how I can tell you are gay ?
 
2009-10-26 02:14:46 PM
I've blown up the tattoo so we can see it more clearly.

i600.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-26 02:16:04 PM
Slartibartfaster: cowsspinach: How the heck did she get into Penthouse

ya know how I can tell you are gay ?


You know how I can tell you didn't check her profile?
 
2009-10-26 02:18:14 PM
DirkTheDaring: OH HAI.

//golf clap

So glad you stopped by to rescue this thread.
 
2009-10-26 02:18:57 PM
Cheeseburger!!
 
2009-10-26 02:19:03 PM
Slartibartfaster: cowsspinach: How the heck did she get into Penthouse

ya know how I can tell you are gay don't take one second to click on a profile and see that COWSSPINACH is a female ?
 
2009-10-26 02:24:43 PM
I recall another teacher had "racy" pictures on the internet and got fired for them. The only job she could get after that was to actually do porn. Could this lady go the same way? Maybe that's what she intended all along...
 
2009-10-26 02:36:13 PM
EvilEgg: I'd give her the most disappointing thirty seconds of her life.

Dear God, I'm still laughing at that 2 hours later!
 
2009-10-26 02:38:04 PM
abb3w: FTA: Rachel Whitwell [...] on australianpenthouse.com.au [...] in the "New Aussie Babes" section [...] uses the nickname Lexy [...]

NSFW[!]


I do believe your sainthood has been guaranteed upon your death.
 
2009-10-26 02:40:14 PM
Am I the only one that think she looks a bit like Alicia Silverstone?

/I'd hit it...
 
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