EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

"Quarantine succeeded: Access denied."

I for one am not just posting here to easily find this thread later.

Giggity...

EvilEgg: abb3w: FTA: Rachel Whitwell [...] on australianpenthouse.com.au [...] in the "New Aussie Babes" section [...] uses the nickname Lexy [...]

NSFW[!]

What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

GoldenPalace.com

Knucklepopper: gspazg: I'm going to have to agree with you on that one.

Someone's got the case of the bitters; don't be, it's Monday and a beautiful morning. Try to make the best of it.

Like I care who you're lying about sleeping with on the internet.

FTA: "Teachers are role models and having a teacher linked with Penthouse is taking things too far," McCoskrie said.

Having seen the pics, I can say for sure I think she is a great role model for other hot teachers to follow. Also hot students (above 18). Also hot other people.

/mmmmmmmmmmm

That chick is so hot that I'd be hard pressed not to throw her on the table and nail her right in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner

EvilEgg:
What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

Empty load contents here?

EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

Penis goes there

/Hope that hasn't been posted yet...

Attention: In this society, you are not permitted to acknowledge that sex exists. The fragile fabric of our Victorian culture is absolutely dependent on carrying about as if it never happens, no matter how many lives are ruined by doing so. If you are in a position to convey the values of our culture in any way, including, but not limited to teaching, and do not respect this most absurdly tattered burkha the most repressed of us insist that all of us wear, then you will be fired.

That is all.

EvilEgg: abb3w: FTA: Rachel Whitwell [...] on australianpenthouse.com.au [...] in the "New Aussie Babes" section [...] uses the nickname Lexy [...]

NSFW[!]

What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

"All you can eat"

What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.


You FARKers are getting old. It says Rachel + Steve, you know - her name and the boyfriend who took the pics.

EvilEgg: abb3w: FTA: Rachel Whitwell [...] on australianpenthouse.com.au [...] in the "New Aussie Babes" section [...] uses the nickname Lexy [...]

NSFW[!]

What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

Homework Goes Here?

That should get everybody started, I want to see more when I get back from lunch damnit!!!

That's hot?


How the heck did she get into Penthouse? Geez, Playboy and Penthouse standards are getting low. What happened?

What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

"why did you say it twice?"

//old jokes are the best... find my keys and we'll drive out...

The tat reads "Rachel + Steve". Nothing like farking up your career and any chance of non-awkward sex with future lovers.

cowsspinach: That's hot?


How the heck did she get into Penthouse? Geez, Playboy and Penthouse standards are getting low. What happened?

Photoshop and airbrush happened.

EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2009-10-26 09:31:55 AM

What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.


It says : "Open All Night"

icanhazstapler: The tat reads "Rachel + Steve". Nothing like farking up your career and any chance of non-awkward sex with future lovers.

But if you're lucky enough to be named Steve... JACKPOT.

EvilEgg: abb3w: FTA: Rachel Whitwell [...] on australianpenthouse.com.au [...] in the "New Aussie Babes" section [...] uses the nickname Lexy [...]

NSFW[!]

What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

40lb Rape

GooberMcFly: I hate it when people post in threads for the sole reason to make a record for themself for easy retrieval of the thread at a later time, say when in their own domicile where there is no risk of the loss of one's job by clicking on an inappropriate link to see something that may be interesting to view, but contribute nothing else to the conversation or discussion.

I verily agree .Those of us that disagree with this despicable practice should form a committee of sorts and complain to the relevant authorities.

/I volunteer my services for such a committee.

ElwoodPDowd: icanhazstapler: The tat reads "Rachel + Steve". Nothing like farking up your career and any chance of non-awkward sex with future lovers.

But if you're lucky enough to be named Steve... JACKPOT.

Steve: Hey, that's my name?!?!

Rachel: I knew you'd be coming.

Ponzholio: Sticky Hands: bill4935: EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

Rain-Monkey: Well hello there!

I think it would be great if the tattoo read, "Well hello there!"

That's a great idea for a penis tat.

// of course, I'll probably have to settle for "Hi!"

'H'...

Hippo?

I'll just leave this here...

EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

"Welcome to Krubera, please watch your step"

On the Side: ElwoodPDowd: icanhazstapler: The tat reads "Rachel + Steve". Nothing like farking up your career and any chance of non-awkward sex with future lovers.

But if you're lucky enough to be named Steve... JACKPOT.

Steve: Hey, that's my name?!?!

Rachel: I knew you'd be coming.

(Later that night)

Steve: I swear, this has never happened before!

EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

No coach parties.

cowsspinach: That's hot?


How the heck did she get into Penthouse? Geez, Playboy and Penthouse standards are getting low. What happened?

You were busy that day...

EvilEgg:

What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

Mind the gap.

EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

For Rent: Must be physically and financially endowed.

/which excludes me
//from both

I'm bragging about bookmarking this page so people know how sad and lonely I am.

/just five more hours until I can race home to stroke it to a couple mediocre photos on the internet!

Wendy's Chili:

I bet you don't look as good topless.
/prove me wrong
//EIP


Sorry toots, you know how I am. I don't send BIE.

cowsspinach: That's hot?


How the heck did she get into Penthouse? Geez, Playboy and Penthouse standards are getting low. What happened?

A New Zealand primary school teacher who appeared naked on Australian Penthouse's website is being investigated by the New Zealand Teachers Council.

There's your answer

FTFA:
She taught at Yendarra School in Otara, south Auckland, until a year ago when she left to spend time with her young daughter.

She plans to return to teaching once her child is older.

... So she's also a MILF.

Karne: just five more hours until I can race home to stroke it to a couple mediocre photos on the internet!

Not that strokable. Unless your name is Steve.

ElwoodPDowd: icanhazstapler: The tat reads "Rachel + Steve". Nothing like farking up your career and any chance of non-awkward sex with future lovers.

But if you're lucky enough to be named Steve... JACKPOT.

That's why I appreciate Megan Fox keeping my name tattooed on her groinal region.

Blatant Bookmark

SapperInTexas: How much do you want to bet that this was a deliberate stunt?

Step 1: Pose for nude pics
Step 2: Media scandal erupts and she loses her job
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!

Nah, it's more likely she accidentally posed naked for penthouse, happens all the time to kiwis, I hear. Something about the reversed coriolis effect.