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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Today's "hot naked teacher in trouble for being hot and naked" story comes from New Zealand. Did we mention she was hot and naked? (SFW)   (smh.com.au) divider line 378
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2009-10-26 10:51:32 AM
rastjr: =Not hot.

That's okay, you have a charming personality.
 
2009-10-26 10:51:49 AM
Hire her and I will come to ever PTA meeting and I may do some real work.
/Not really, but I will come in for some parent teacher conference.
//giggly
 
2009-10-26 10:51:52 AM
EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

www.wcshuttle.com
 
2009-10-26 10:52:38 AM
hockeyfarker:
hey man, don't hate. Chicks with fake tits need love too.


Which is why they got them in the first place.
 
2009-10-26 10:53:34 AM
Being Bi sounds like hell. I'd only be attracted to chicks who were hotter than me, then I'd be comparing myself and depressed, then I'd be like, well at least my crotch smells better, then I'd get REALLY depressed, and I'd be all horny without a penis around.

I'm annoyed that none of the male teachers who flirted with me incessantly ever cornered me. Yeah it's weird. Especially since I'd go after one with a butcher knife if they touched my daughter. But I'm still bitter.
 
2009-10-26 10:53:37 AM
blog.americanfeast.com
 
2009-10-26 10:53:51 AM
bill4935: EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

Rain-Monkey: Well hello there!

I think it would be great if the tattoo read, "Well hello there!"


Better yet:

DON'T PANIC in large, friendly letters...
 
2009-10-26 10:54:11 AM
TFA: Teachers are role models and having a teacher linked with Penthouse is taking things too far

Because beautiful women using their physical assets to empower themselves is EVIL.
 
2009-10-26 10:55:30 AM
bill4935: EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

Rain-Monkey: Well hello there!

I think it would be great if the tattoo read, "Well hello there!"


Or maybe something like You ain't gettin' none
 
2009-10-26 10:56:10 AM
MooseBayou: Boys have

I see you've covered the basics.

/disappointed at lack of Kindergarten Cop references
//work might have blocked images though
 
2009-10-26 10:56:36 AM
MythosBuster: Id hit it like a boxing kangaroo!

oblig


/hot like this one
//I brought my pencil
///give me something to write on man


I'd think a pencil would hurt her. I'll bring a sharpie.

/Why, of course I would sign my name right there!
 
2009-10-26 10:57:02 AM
GooberMcFly: I hate it when people post in threads for the sole reason to make a record for themself for easy retrieval of the thread at a later time, say when in their own domicile where there is no risk of the loss of one's job by clicking on an inappropriate link to see something that may be interesting to view, but contribute nothing else to the conversation or discussion.

I agree
 
2009-10-26 10:57:13 AM
EZ Writer: Dammit... More bookmarks than pics.


As usual, it's up to me to get the ball rolling

www.virginmedia.com
www.gunaxin.com
www.boobietown.com
/better?
 
2009-10-26 10:57:14 AM
FTA:
"Teachers are role models and having a teacher linked with Penthouse is taking things too far," McCoskrie said.

Right, because being paid to have photos taken of you is WRONG! Let that be a lesson Kiddies.. she not only had sex at some point, she didn't hide it, and so, she'll lose her job.

Penthouse is WRONG.. it's not for adults, it's just WRONG! and she might cause children to go blind or develop hairy palms, and it's entirely too risky to suggest that parents could stop their kids from seeing the pictures, or guide their interpretations of it to suggest she's not to be objectified, merely appreciated, and still treated with respect.

Besides, if the kids saw the pictures and realized how fake the description was in Penthouse, they might realize and understand that the real woman in-front of them is not the Penthouse stereotype.

We must reinforce that women in magazines, or who LOOK like they could be in magazines.., models in general, are meant to be objectified, not learned from.

asshats..
 
2009-10-26 10:57:39 AM
Who buys fake B-cups?
 
2009-10-26 10:58:32 AM
agwood18: Hollywood Cole: Celerian: Hmm, wonder if this will be as epic as the Blockbuster thread.

doubt it.

//RIP Blockbuster thread.

Direct me, please?


Link (new window)
 
2009-10-26 10:58:36 AM
NannyStatePark: Being Bi sounds like hell. I'd only be attracted to chicks who were hotter than me, then I'd be comparing myself and depressed, then I'd be like, well at least my crotch smells better, then I'd get REALLY depressed, and I'd be all horny without a penis around.

I'm annoyed that none of the male teachers who flirted with me incessantly ever cornered me. Yeah it's weird. Especially since I'd go after one with a butcher knife if they touched my daughter. But I'm still bitter.


i've got a tweed jacket and a ruler...
 
2009-10-26 10:59:43 AM
Pair-o-Dice: Excen: LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY KANGAROO

I'd fist it like the God of an angry hit!!


You rang?

i198.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-26 10:59:45 AM
gspazg: I'm going to have to agree with you on that one.

Someone's got the case of the bitters; don't be, it's Monday and a beautiful morning. Try to make the best of it.
 
2009-10-26 11:00:11 AM
Hollywood Cole: agwood18: Hollywood Cole: Celerian: Hmm, wonder if this will be as epic as the Blockbuster thread.

doubt it.

//RIP Blockbuster thread.

Direct me, please?

Link (new window)


Is there a badge of honor that anyone made up for participating in that epicness?
 
2009-10-26 11:00:21 AM
Anastacya: I am curious about that tattoo, though. I tried to puzzle it out. Either way, I wouldn't mind some time with her.

people clicking your profile after saying that might cause the fark servers to crash
 
2009-10-26 11:00:25 AM
That reminds me...

i252.photobucket.com

Of the ending of "Sleepaway Camp".

/You can just Google it yourself, you lazy pudknockers.
 
2009-10-26 11:00:56 AM
EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

I'm fina with a tattoo as long as it isn't:

blog.usa.gov
 
2009-10-26 11:02:10 AM
wookie1: Hollywood Cole: agwood18: Hollywood Cole: Celerian: Hmm, wonder if this will be as epic as the Blockbuster thread.

doubt it.

//RIP Blockbuster thread.

Direct me, please?

Link (new window)

Is there a badge of honor that anyone made up for participating in that epicness?


I think so.
 
2009-10-26 11:02:16 AM
Hollywood Cole: Anastacya: I am curious about that tattoo, though. I tried to puzzle it out. Either way, I wouldn't mind some time with her.

people clicking your profile after saying that might cause the fark servers to crash


THIS.

/EIP
 
2009-10-26 11:03:49 AM
nopokerface: rastjr: =Not hot.

That's okay, you have a charming personality.



Thanks but I'm not interested in you. NTTAWWT
 
2009-10-26 11:04:30 AM
ElwoodPDowd: EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

I'm fina fine with a tattoo as long as it isn't:


FTFM... can't type this morning
 
2009-10-26 11:04:52 AM
Ponzholio: Vertdang: GooberMcFly: I hate it when people post in threads for the sole reason to make a record for themself for easy retrieval of the thread at a later time, say when in their own domicile where there is no risk of the loss of one's job by clicking on an inappropriate link to see something that may be interesting to view, but contribute nothing else to the conversation or discussion.

You mean... like a bookmark?

yeah, those are totally lame *ahem*

What's a bookmark?


Exactly how are these "bookmarks" created?
 
2009-10-26 11:06:17 AM
Hollywood Cole: wookie1: Hollywood Cole: agwood18: Hollywood Cole: Celerian: Hmm, wonder if this will be as epic as the Blockbuster thread.

doubt it.

//RIP Blockbuster thread.

Direct me, please?

Link (new window)

Is there a badge of honor that anyone made up for participating in that epicness?

I think so.


That reminds me. I need to iron my badge onto my profile.
 
2009-10-26 11:07:21 AM
BabyShaker: Vertdang:
You mean... like a bookmark?

yeah, those are totally lame *ahem*

How do you create these bookmarks?


You make a post that appears relevant to the topic, but in reality, is just there to keep the thread on your "recently" posted list.

/What?
 
2009-10-26 11:08:35 AM
My prediction: The pictures of scantily clad women in this thread will hit a critical mass, and this will revert to being a Totalfark only thread before I leave me office.

/I hate you guys.
 
2009-10-26 11:09:02 AM
I'd bloom in her onion, if you know what I mean.
 
2009-10-26 11:10:15 AM
FTA: She was surprised at the controversy. "I didn't think that anyone from New Zealand would see them," she added.

Stupid or lying?
 
2009-10-26 11:11:23 AM
The Angry Hand of God: ElwoodPDowd: EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

I'm fina with a tattoo as long as it isn't:

You sure about that?


Dear God. I retract my previous statement.
 
2009-10-26 11:14:15 AM
Celerian: Is there a badge of honor that anyone made up for participating in that epicness?

I think so.

That reminds me. I need to iron my badge onto my profile.


Could you please tell me where I can find said badge?
 
2009-10-26 11:15:27 AM
ElwoodPDowd: EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

Must be this long to ride this ride.

___
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Is that to scale?
 
2009-10-26 11:18:36 AM
I have used the full array of advanced technology to read her twattoo. After a hard and careful look at the picture, not to mention a bunch of Kleenex (to wipe my glasses and monitor, you sicko), I am finally able to divine the contents of the twattoo. It simply said, "Slippery When Wet".
 
2009-10-26 11:18:40 AM
Rhaab: Crazy Bacon Legs: Are the snowflakes going to melt when they find out teacher has a vajayjay?

No, but they might lose love respect for her when they find out about the twattoo just above it...
 
2009-10-26 11:19:51 AM
bill4935: EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.

Rain-Monkey: Well hello there!

I think it would be great if the tattoo read, "Well hello there!"


That's a great idea for a penis tat.

// of course, I'll probably have to settle for "Hi!"
 
2009-10-26 11:20:04 AM
wookie1: Celerian: Is there a badge of honor that anyone made up for participating in that epicness?

I think so.

That reminds me. I need to iron my badge onto my profile.

Could you please tell me where I can find said badge?


Feel free to steal a copy from my profile. Just please don't hotlink. ;)
 
2009-10-26 11:21:25 AM
66dude: I have used the full array of advanced technology to read her twattoo. After a hard and careful look at the picture, not to mention a bunch of Kleenex (to wipe my glasses and monitor, you sicko), I am finally able to divine the contents of the twattoo. It simply said, "Slippery When Wet".

Please use other entrance.
 
2009-10-26 11:21:26 AM
They see me naked, they be hatin'.
 
2009-10-26 11:22:07 AM
I'd put my joey in her pouch..
 
2009-10-26 11:24:12 AM
Knucklepopper: Marla Singer's Laundry: Doubtful.

Bu-u-rn.
But it's true.


Srsly.....I'm 26 and from Utah...blah blah blah...


/can't find the actual 'speech' from pancake ass's man....
 
2009-10-26 11:24:45 AM
EvilEgg: What is tattooed above her pubic region? I can't read it.


it's a note to herself, so you need to flip your monitor to read it. it says: next time, use wax.
 
2009-10-26 11:25:14 AM
GooberMcFly: I hate it when people post in threads for the sole reason to make a record for themself for easy retrieval of the thread at a later time, say when in their own domicile where there is no risk of the loss of one's job by clicking on an inappropriate link to see something that may be interesting to view, but contribute nothing else to the conversation or discussion.

THIS! I so hate when that happens... shameful it is..
 
2009-10-26 11:25:28 AM
She looks like a less well endowed version of Erica Rose Campbell.

/still sad she quit :(
 
2009-10-26 11:26:10 AM
GooberMcFly: I hate it when people post in threads for the sole reason to make a record for themself for easy retrieval of the thread at a later time, say when in their own domicile where there is no risk of the loss of one's job by clicking on an inappropriate link to see something that may be interesting to view, but contribute nothing else to the conversation or discussion.

This
 
2009-10-26 11:27:40 AM
She be nice. Too bad those bewbs are as fake as my longing to join the communist party......
 
2009-10-26 11:27:43 AM
Wow, she is hot hot hot!!!
 
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