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(Some Tele-assaulter)   Woman reaches out and touches boyfriend. Apparently she has quite the cross to bear (w/pic)   (sctimes.com ) divider line
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2009-10-25 06:14:26 PM  
"Yes... I was thinking about a little tweety bird on my ankle."
"... how about a small cross in the middle of your forehead!"
"...um, no, I want a tweety bird on my ankle."
"Cross it is!"
 
2009-10-25 06:39:12 PM  
WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?
 
2009-10-25 06:43:56 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?


Why is she in her 30s, dating a 68 year old guy? Why did she choose a phone? Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.
 
2009-10-25 09:33:34 PM  
At the risk of sounding judgmental, I'm starting to think that woman may have... issues.
 
2009-10-25 09:48:41 PM  
"BOY"friend? The dude is collecting social security, can we call him something else?
 
2009-10-25 09:56:12 PM  
Yay. My first green on my original Fark account.
 
2009-10-25 09:59:06 PM  

Blipvert: Yay. My first green on my original Fark account.


Okay. Who are you now? 2001? Drew?
 
2009-10-25 10:04:08 PM  
images.cheezburger.com
 
2009-10-25 10:05:29 PM  

MorrisBird: Okay. Who are you now? 2001? Drew?


Naw. Buzzvert.
 
2009-10-25 10:38:20 PM  
...and the Muslim says "so, Christian, when the Crusade is over, are you gonna take off your uniform?"
 
2009-10-25 10:59:36 PM  
It's Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.
 
2009-10-25 11:07:24 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?


Because she's not ashamed of her faith?
 
2009-10-25 11:10:24 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?

Because she's not ashamed of her faith?


Her faith, at least in the tattoo artist, was severely misplaced.
 
2009-10-25 11:22:18 PM  
Maybe she's a Manson supporter. A black Manson supporter.
 
2009-10-25 11:39:45 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?

Because she's not ashamed of her faith?


You might be right.

I had an Eritrean cleaning lady while in Italy and she had a similar cross tattooed on her forehead. As I understand it, the Eritrean population is split 50/50 Muslim/Christian and which side you're on is rather important; important enough for facial tattoos.

For similar reasons, I have a Darwin Fish tramp-stamp.

Further, this happened in Minnesota. I know Minneapolis has a sizable Ethiopian community, maybe there are similar numbers of Eritreans?
 
2009-10-25 11:40:08 PM  
A visible warning

"CRAAAZY biatch ALERT ALERT!!!!!!"


The audible warning comes on every time she opens her mouth.
 
2009-10-25 11:40:16 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?

Because she's not ashamed of her faith?


What's stamped on your forehead?
 
2009-10-25 11:42:10 PM  

Eyebleach: Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?

Because she's not ashamed of her faith?

Her faith, at least in the tattoo artist, was severely misplaced.


If she tilts her head then it just becomes X: You are here.
 
2009-10-25 11:43:05 PM  
Slow not-news day?
 
2009-10-25 11:44:10 PM  

Actual Farking: Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?

Because she's not ashamed of her faith?

You might be right.

I had an Eritrean cleaning lady while in Italy and she had a similar cross tattooed on her forehead. As I understand it, the Eritrean population is split 50/50 Muslim/Christian and which side you're on is rather important; important enough for facial tattoos.

For similar reasons, I have a Darwin Fish tramp-stamp.

Further, this happened in Minnesota. I know Minneapolis has a sizable Ethiopian community, maybe there are similar numbers of Eritreans?


She bears a resemblance to an Eritrean friend of mine. Thanks for pointing out this possibility.
 
2009-10-25 11:48:08 PM  
That mugshot reminds me of....

upload.wikimedia.org

/Did I do that?
 
2009-10-25 11:51:30 PM  
Weird. She looks oddly like a little kid.
 
2009-10-25 11:51:31 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Because she's not ashamed of her faith.


There's a big difference between not being ashamed of your faith and getting a cross tattooed on your forehead...
 
2009-10-25 11:58:30 PM  

Actual Farking: Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?

Because she's not ashamed of her faith?

You might be right.

I had an Eritrean cleaning lady while in Italy and she had a similar cross tattooed on her forehead. As I understand it, the Eritrean population is split 50/50 Muslim/Christian and which side you're on is rather important; important enough for facial tattoos.

For similar reasons, I have a Darwin Fish tramp-stamp.

Further, this happened in Minnesota. I know Minneapolis has a sizable Ethiopian community, maybe there are similar numbers of Eritreans?


Thanks for the info. That's actually pretty interesting. However, I would hope someone that has faith of such magnitude as to tattoo it to their forehead would act the faith that which they proclaim. I doubt hitting an old man with a telephone is the type of action Christians would promote.
 
2009-10-26 12:01:47 AM  
So, I'm sure we'll remember this the next time there's a thread about domestic violence or no-fault divorce and someone comes in claiming that justice is never served for men who are victims.
 
2009-10-26 12:02:48 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?

Because she's not ashamed of her faith?


What does shame have to do with it? I'm not ashamed to like the show Arrested Development. It doesn't mean I'm going to paint myself blue.
 
2009-10-26 12:03:25 AM  
Sixty eight year olds dude.
 
2009-10-26 12:04:35 AM  
s.bebo.com

"t" is for turtle!
 
2009-10-26 12:06:30 AM  

Theaetetus: Actual Farking: For similar reasons, I have a Darwin Fish tramp-stamp.


What a guy with a self-proclaimed "tramp-stamp" may look like.


That's an image of him being pinned to some dude's suit.
 
2009-10-26 12:07:24 AM  

Theaetetus: So, I'm sure we'll remember this the next time there's a thread about domestic violence or no-fault divorce and someone comes in claiming that justice is never served for men who are victims.


His age had something to do with it.
 
2009-10-26 12:07:57 AM  

Theaetetus: Actual Farking: For similar reasons, I have a Darwin Fish tramp-stamp.


What a guy with a self-proclaimed "tramp-stamp" may look like.


I have a failed attempt at humor but no tattoos.
 
2009-10-26 12:10:00 AM  
I do that on ash wednesday
 
2009-10-26 12:10:03 AM  
Clearly it was self defense: from the looks of it, he slapped her across her forehead.
 
2009-10-26 12:13:53 AM  
She's hot. I bet she freaks so hard you get bruises.
 
2009-10-26 12:15:20 AM  
Blipvert 2009-10-25 06:43:56 PM Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead? Why is she in her 30s, dating a 68 year old guy?
===========================================================

Why does she look like she's 12?

All the more questions we'll never know the answer to.
 
2009-10-26 12:17:04 AM  
Blipvert: Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?

Why is she in her 30s, dating a 68 year old guy? Why did she choose a phone? Why ask why?


And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? ...am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
My god!...what have I done?
 
2009-10-26 12:17:59 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: Theaetetus: So, I'm sure we'll remember this the next time there's a thread about domestic violence or no-fault divorce and someone comes in claiming that justice is never served for men who are victims.

His age had something to do with it.


But it's still notable... Woman assaults man, woman receives felony charge. Well, I guess we need not whine about how women are never charged for domestic violence, right?
 
2009-10-26 12:21:21 AM  

Actual Farking: I had an Eritrean cleaning lady while in Italy and she had a similar cross tattooed on her forehead. As I understand it, the Eritrean population is split 50/50 Muslim/Christian and which side you're on is rather important; important enough for facial tattoos.

For similar reasons, I have a Darwin Fish tramp-stamp.


Actual Farking: I have a failed attempt at humor but no tattoos.


Well, frankly, I'm not sure what to believe:
(a) you have a tramp-stamp of a Darwin Fish; or
(b) you ruthlessly make fun of your domestic servant's religious beliefs behind her back, even though they don't impact you.
 
2009-10-26 12:21:50 AM  
She looks young for 30
 
2009-10-26 12:26:09 AM  

Theaetetus: Actual Farking: I had an Eritrean cleaning lady while in Italy and she had a similar cross tattooed on her forehead. As I understand it, the Eritrean population is split 50/50 Muslim/Christian and which side you're on is rather important; important enough for facial tattoos.

For similar reasons, I have a Darwin Fish tramp-stamp.

Actual Farking: I have a failed attempt at humor but no tattoos.

Well, frankly, I'm not sure what to believe:
(a) you have a tramp-stamp of a Darwin Fish; or
(b) you ruthlessly make fun of your domestic servant's religious beliefs behind her back, even though they don't impact you.


B.
 
2009-10-26 12:29:28 AM  
I'm sure your boyfriend appreciates the target, dude.
 
2009-10-26 12:34:04 AM  

what_now: "BOY"friend? The dude is collecting social security, can we call him something else?


Cradlerobber.

/sometimes the baby's bipolar...
 
2009-10-26 12:46:37 AM  
she looks like she just got done cosplaying as harry potter to me, or is a harry cosplayer idk which
 
2009-10-26 12:54:33 AM  
i370.photobucket.com

Reach out and touch faith!
 
2009-10-26 12:56:55 AM  
Just a guess, but the CRAZY is strong in the woman/child/zombie/person.
 
2009-10-26 12:58:20 AM  
Lower back = Target
Forehead = Warning
 
2009-10-26 01:00:43 AM  
Does she go by Squeaky?
 
2009-10-26 01:02:37 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bathia_Mapes: WTF? Why does she have a cross on her forehead?

Because she's not ashamed of her faith?


She should be, I'm ashamed of her faith. And nytmare, judging from Benevolent's totally self righteous tone, I'd say he has an even bigger cross tattooed on his.
 
2009-10-26 01:15:48 AM  
Good ol' Saint Cloud. We're too crazy for you to handle.
 
2009-10-26 01:31:45 AM  

My Knowledge Weighs A Ton: Good ol' Saint Cloud. We're too crazy for you to handle.


True. And this is why I need to move somewhere else ... quickly.
 
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