FARK.com: (4724572) HI, BILLY MAYS' SON HERE TO APPROVE THE IDEA OF BILLY MAYS COSTUMES FOR HALLOWEEN

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dontpointthatthingatme

2009-10-25 12:17:24 AM

Surprisingly accurate headline.

/amaysed

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha

2009-10-25 12:36:04 AM

Dalar

2009-10-25 12:54:21 AM

Came for Farnsworth, left for some tacos.

/mmmm tacos.

Mentat

2009-10-25 03:12:11 PM

WITH JUST TWO EASY STEPS I CAN CLIMB OVER THESE SEATS AND KICK YOU IN THE FARKING BALLS!

GreenAdder

2009-10-25 03:58:19 PM

I wonder if they make a Billy Mays mask. If so, it might be time to go over to the Christmas section (which unfortunately has been up since September), buy some of that spray-on "snow" stuff, and decorate a little under the nose.

abagdan

2009-10-25 04:49:16 PM

I know what I'm being for Halloween.

brap

2009-10-25 05:17:48 PM

I've seen that Farnsworth thing many times...
A) I don't know what he sounds like
B) Does posting a picture of someone with a distinct voice and claiming the type that follows sounds like said character really constitute comedy?

That was a rhetorical question. Or was it?

Oh, Laaaaaaaaaanceyyyyyyyyy!

Keywork99

2009-10-25 05:25:09 PM

I dressed up as Billy Mays for Dragoncon this year. Grew a beard for it and everything. It was pretty successful. Got a couple of laughs.

Phil Moskowitz

2009-10-25 05:25:27 PM

can we harvest his corpse for a few nickels?

No person more worthy of respect than a salesman.

WienerButt

2009-10-25 05:33:20 PM

I saw 3 Billy Mays last night. They all sucked. One had a five o'clock shadow, one had an Abe Lincoln beard and none put in the effort to get OxiClean embroidered on their shirts or anything.

I was Vince from Sham Wow with embroidered shirt, headset, shammies and beat up hooker included.

/I was "cleaning" girls' tits all night
//it was a hit
///best costume was fat guy from Hangover with real beard,same exact shirt/man purse and fake baby included

Galactic_Empanada

2009-10-25 05:41:30 PM

So what exactly is the 4chan/Fark relationship?

All I ever see is contempt and disgust posted about their forums, yet Fark members post 4chan screenshots all the time.

Is everybody secretly a member of both websites?

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha

2009-10-25 05:54:30 PM

Galactic_Empanada: So what exactly is the 4chan/Fark relationship?

All I ever see is contempt and disgust posted about their forums, yet Fark members post 4chan screenshots all the time.

Is everybody secretly a member of both websites?

No idea; I'm not I just thought of the Farnsworth thing and pulled it up on GIS.

Phil Moskowitz

2009-10-25 05:54:47 PM

Galactic_Empanada: So what exactly is the 4chan/Fark relationship?

All I ever see is contempt and disgust posted about their forums, yet Fark members post 4chan screenshots all the time.

Fark is a society that wishes they weren't as rock stupid as 4chan, but with the founding guidance of a kentucky dipshiat they can't escape their roots. It's a self loathing thing.
Is everybody secretly a member of both websites?

bhcompy

2009-10-25 05:57:52 PM

Galactic_Empanada: So what exactly is the 4chan/Fark relationship?

All I ever see is contempt and disgust posted about their forums, yet Fark members post 4chan screenshots all the time.

Is everybody secretly a member of both websites?

Probably. Fark used to be pretty unregulated, now it's regulated to shiat. So people have to go to 4chan for the lulz.

CLEARLY I'm evil

2009-10-25 05:58:23 PM

CLEARLY I'm evil

2009-10-25 06:02:10 PM

I'm going as Black Lantern Billy Mays

i3.photobucket.com

VonAether

2009-10-25 06:14:48 PM

Okay, here's a free idea for everyone.

Bring a Jack O'Lantern, and call it "Orange Glo."

throughthewire

2009-10-25 06:40:13 PM

One of the first folks I saw in line at Comic-Con this year.

Ed Becker

2009-10-25 06:46:24 PM

Saw a pretty good Billy Mays last night complete with a powder substance on the 'stache...

CaptainFatass

2009-10-25 06:56:11 PM

brap: I've seen that Farnsworth thing many times...
A) I don't know what he sounds like
B) Does posting a picture of someone with a distinct voice and claiming the type that follows sounds like said character really constitute comedy?

That was a rhetorical question. Or was it?

Oh, Laaaaaaaaaanceyyyyyyyyy!

Holy shiat, a Lance Link, Secret Chimp reference. Thank you so very much.

VonAether

2009-10-25 07:06:11 PM

brap: I've seen that Farnsworth thing many times...
A) I don't know what he sounds like

To elucidate: Good News, Everyone

somedude210

2009-10-25 07:43:05 PM

I already planned on going as billy mays. got the long-sleeved blue shirt, khaki pants and the beard. even worked out a pitch for a resurrecting elixir that brought him back to do the pitch.

BUT WAIT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW! WE'LL GIVE YOU NOT ONE BUT TWO BOTTLES OF THIS AMAZING ELIXIR! AND IF WHEN YOU CALL, WE'LL GIVE YOU A PUMP SHOTGUN IN CASE YOU BRING BACK TOO MANY AND START A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

\I AM GETTING A KICK OUT OF THESE SUPPLIES
\\BUT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW
\\\YOU TOO CAN RECEIVE ONE INTERNETS

somedude210

2009-10-25 07:46:42 PM

oh damn, meant replies

marxychick1

2009-10-25 08:33:34 PM

I'm going to be Billy Mays this year. I'm the only girl Billy that I know of so far. Love Billy Mays!

WoWgirl

2009-10-25 08:58:54 PM

One of my friends just finalized his Billy Mays costume for Halloween. Just put pictures up yesterday on FB. I sent him a link to the contest--should be interesting, lol.

ParadisePornoTheater

2009-10-25 09:25:55 PM

Good idea. Just don't blow your throat out after 10 minutes.

Quantum Apostrophe

2009-10-25 09:39:52 PM

Whoah, correct use of the apostrophe with a tricky word ending in "s"? Hugs to subby!

minorshan

2009-10-25 10:15:26 PM

I saw this zombie Billy Mays at Denver's zombie crawl last night:

farm3.static.flickr.com

/Not mine

SpeelChuck

2009-10-25 10:22:45 PM

HEY! JUNIOR! Your zombie father's commercial for some hands-free speaker thingie is freaking me out, especially at the end where he says he'll be at the production meeting in ten minutes!

Hate to be the one to break it to you, but the only thing your father's gonna be doing in ten minutes is pushing daisies, because he's DEAD! So please stop exploiting him now because it's getting really CREEPY!

THANK YOU!

CastorPimp

2009-10-25 10:29:03 PM

my beard is coming in nicely

/1 more week of growth!

ertznay

2009-10-25 11:38:13 PM

Does it come with a rolled up twenty?

PsyLord

2009-10-26 12:08:38 AM

Every time I see a sentence in caps from now on I'll be reading it in Billy Mays' voice.

Queen Dalek

2009-10-26 12:13:09 AM

Umyli

2009-10-26 12:43:41 AM

Galactic_Empanada: So what exactly is the 4chan/Fark relationship?

All I ever see is contempt and disgust posted about their forums, yet Fark members post 4chan screenshots all the time.

Is everybody secretly a member of both websites?

4chan is like wading through vats of shiat and piss, looking for that golden coin minted in your birth year that you swear you saw someone drop in there.

...sometimes, it's totally worth it.

OtherLittleGuy

2009-10-26 09:50:33 AM

Galactic_Empanada: So what exactly is the 4chan/Fark relationship?

Fark always leaves the toilet seat up, and 4chan nags about taking out the garbage.

dj_spanmaster

2009-10-26 12:33:06 PM

brap: I've seen that Farnsworth thing many times...
A) I don't know what he sounds like
B) Does posting a picture of someone with a distinct voice and claiming the type that follows sounds like said character really constitute comedy?

That was a rhetorical question. Or was it?

Oh, Laaaaaaaaaanceyyyyyyyyy!

Seeing that Farnsworth pic condemns me to reading the entire thread, hearing it in his voice... and the ab workout is priceless.

zunkus

2009-10-26 02:03:53 PM

I actually threw this idea around a few weeks ago but I don't want to trim my beard.

vegasj

2009-10-26 03:45:16 PM

and I already had this planned, dammit.

Braindeath

2009-10-26 08:27:01 PM

Galactic_Empanada: Is everybody secretly a member of both websites?

About 50% I think. I don't know that 4chan has members exactly. I mostly go through /co/

CLEARLY I'm evil: I'm going as Black Lantern Billy Mays

Please please e-mail pics if you do it.

Redscum

2009-10-27 12:08:18 PM

It's not a bad costume idea, but I can't grow beards to save my life. It's gonna have to be Michael Jackson for me.

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