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(Fark)   The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows. LP #200 (LGT#199)   (fark.com) divider line 8874
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2009-10-28 11:58:59 PM  
i446.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-28 11:59:03 PM  
jaylectricity: I'm pissed. And not that British kind. See, in the last 5 hours I've had 6 Bud Lights, a 24 oz. Sam Adams, 3 nips of Smirnoff and 2 nips of Limon and I'm still nowhere near as drunk enough to fall asleep. What is my next move?

/that was a tough day


model glue???
 
2009-10-28 11:59:07 PM  
Live life to the fullest,value every second, for one never knows when disasters,accidents, a terminal disease or a LAST POST just comes rushing in and hits you.
 
2009-10-28 11:59:10 PM  
Go go Gadget last post!
 
2009-10-28 11:59:12 PM  
chud21: Let's f*cking do this!

Hahahahaha!
 
2009-10-28 11:59:15 PM  
jaylectricity: What is my next move?

Tequila; then stand up.
 
2009-10-28 11:59:16 PM  
thespindrifter: KoalaFace: big_dumb_ox: Tell us about your sister

difficulty ~ no pictures

VE


Sister one is a heroin junkie who was told at 16 she had so many STD's she'd never be able to conceive. Several miscarriages and years later, she has my nephew who is born with heroin in his system and is autistic. I raised him for 3 years until the state of florida decided she was 'a good mom' again. She is still addicted to heroin.

My other sister has a legit job working in a bong store, and moonlights as a 'german' porn star, but I'm told she's moved on to orgy porn. She is fat, hairy, and not attractive. I rarely click on NSFW links for fear of seeing her.

Gina, is that you??

Sorry, sounds a LOT like my Step-Sister-in-law, except that she got to keep the kid, and is raising him with her son like her own.


good for her. Its great when family can step up :) I would take nicky back in a heartbeat. that biatch is crazy and a terrible mother and does NOT have the stability or routine an autistic child needs.

/end rant before I get stabby
 
2009-10-28 11:59:42 PM  
i14.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-28 11:59:42 PM  
Last Post!

Any more questions while your life slips away?
 
2009-10-29 12:00:02 AM  
jaylectricity: I'm pissed. And not that British kind. See, in the last 5 hours I've had 6 Bud Lights, a 24 oz. Sam Adams, 3 nips of Smirnoff and 2 nips of Limon and I'm still nowhere near as drunk enough to fall asleep. What is my next move?

/that was a tough day


And puked Patron.
 
2009-10-29 12:00:06 AM  
What is a fall out boy and what does he do?
 
2009-10-29 12:00:07 AM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-29 12:00:17 AM  
Do you have a different rate plan for being a pain in the ass?
 
2009-10-29 12:00:19 AM  
920: Subby believes he has proven Einstein wrong. Time is not relative to velocity, it is relative to alcohol consumption.

I'm counting the minutes until cocktails and wine with dinner...
 
2009-10-29 12:00:21 AM  
Finally.

Last post.
 
2009-10-29 12:00:22 AM  
peace out, word to your mother...

/my biatch
//see wut i did there?
 
2009-10-29 12:00:33 AM  
GourmetAnarchy: Last Post!

Any more questions while your life slips away?



THIS
 
2009-10-29 12:00:44 AM  
fark you freshmaker.
 
2009-10-29 12:00:55 AM  
i258.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-29 12:00:59 AM  
You should acknowledge your phaylures and move pass them because you're just another screw up human being who needs to Last Post.
 
2009-10-29 12:00:59 AM  
Have you ever reached a point where you realized that much of your common knowledge is now outdated?
 
2009-10-29 12:01:08 AM  
South Park
 
2009-10-29 12:01:10 AM  
jaylectricity: I'm pissed. And not that British kind. See, in the last 5 hours I've had 6 Bud Lights, a 24 oz. Sam Adams, 3 nips of Smirnoff and 2 nips of Limon and I'm still nowhere near as drunk enough to fall asleep. What is my next move?

/that was a tough day


take a break from drinking for a few weeks to drop your tolerance
 
2009-10-29 12:01:16 AM  
Oops.

I mean this one.
 
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