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(Fark)   The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows. LP #200 (LGT#199)   (fark.com) divider line 8874
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2009-10-25 01:21:47 AM  
KoalaFace:

is it right over there?

Is what right over wh...

I'm gonna go make a sandwich.
 
2009-10-25 01:21:48 AM  
shrthrdude: OK, I'm here. Now what?

There's posting in here, apparently.

:-/
 
2009-10-25 01:21:53 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-10-25 01:22:15 AM  
TheCharmerUnderMe: I suspected when you talked up the Bonamassa show.

yup.
 
2009-10-25 01:22:16 AM  
fark this, I'm going back to the time thread. At least that one makes sense
 
2009-10-25 01:22:18 AM  
wild9: Nothing better than some vag flapping in the wind. NSFW (new window)

There's so much wrong, yet so much right about that.
 
2009-10-25 01:22:27 AM  
olavf: Dirtybirdie: poo thread yet?

give it 30 minutes seconds.


Hindsight is 20/20.
 
2009-10-25 01:22:35 AM  
Bixia Yuanjin: frickinsweet: Bixia what the hell is that?


You do not know the sexiest man alive, BikerFox? (new window)


No bikerfox, I just ate.
 
2009-10-25 01:22:43 AM  
TheCharmerUnderMe: Well, that confirms THAT.

Y'all need to pay more attention to pictures that get posted in LP.

Then switched 12 hours later to a very similar (but identically sized and dimensioned) image.
 
2009-10-25 01:22:50 AM  
www.v7n.com
 
2009-10-25 01:22:52 AM  
frickinsweet: drjekel_mrhyde That couldn't possibly be gay, as there is no sign of ball friction.

Now, now, Rebecca... There is nothing inherently wrong with ball friction. Ball on ball friction, maybe... mustache burns, of course... But there is nothing wron - oh hell, I've got nothing.

/Is there a TorD tonight?
 
2009-10-25 01:23:05 AM  
This thread is frogballs retarded.
 
2009-10-25 01:23:18 AM  
I believe in pants.

I have no proof they exist, but I believe in them.
 
2009-10-25 01:23:39 AM  

*ahem*


VALIDATE ME!!!!!
 
2009-10-25 01:23:43 AM  
img26.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-25 01:23:45 AM  
GAT_00: give it 30 minutes seconds.

Hindsight is 20/20.


well, it's been invoked, just by the asking, but it's not there yet.
 
2009-10-25 01:23:46 AM  
I'm going out for a smoke. Nobody say anything funny for 10 minutes.
 
2009-10-25 01:24:27 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-10-25 01:24:32 AM  
Dear Modmins.

Die in a fire. Nothing annoys us liters more than having you lovely douche-hats do something like this.

If having the lovely plague that is repeat green lights about 4 hours apart (sure, different outlet, but still...) weren't enough, now you guys are slapping TF only crap on the main page.

And, no, this isn't the first time I've seen this happen.

Good job, dudes. Proud of the work here.
 
2009-10-25 01:24:33 AM  
i258.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-25 01:24:35 AM  
Ever heard of the eBay ca$h machine ?

"How would you like an extra $250 - $1000 a week on eBay with 15 minutes of your time ?"

I've made it my job to help people succeed online. I'm constantly on the lookout for the best ways and means to make your job simpler, and I pass the good stuff on to you.

I have developed the eBay Cash Machine - it allows everyone to make a great income on eBay 99% automatically. It only takes a few minutes to set up and once that is done you will have your own eBay Businesses that literally run on auto-pilot! You just wait for the money to come in!

I have found a foolproof method how anyone can easily make an extra $250, $500 or even $1000 per week on eBay using my eBay Ca$h Machine.

Now before I get to deep into the details let me tell you what the eBay Ca$h Machine ISN'T.

It is NOT a promote my affiliate program to make m.oney!
It is NOT a NOT A Get-Rich Q.uick Scheme!
It is NOT a Face To Face Selling program of Any Kind!
It is NOT a Trial Offer to sign up for!
It is NOT some garbage product that refers you to purchase other garbage products.
It is NOT a M.LM, a Pyramid Scheme, Gifting or anything else like that.
It is NOT like anything you have ever seen.

/spam thread is spammy
//at least I didn't include the attached .html file
//Ca$h!!!
 
2009-10-25 01:24:39 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-10-25 01:24:46 AM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-25 01:24:55 AM  
Mr_Ectomy: I'm going out for a smoke. Nobody say anything funny for 10 minutes.

Anything funny for 10 minutes.
 
2009-10-25 01:25:20 AM  
olavf: gawd I hope not. I'd white knight you, but I know you'd have his spleen before I could say "what?"

;)

Mr_Ectomy: See! Lack of ball hair = EPIC FAIL

You're right. Dudes are supposed to be hairy.
 
2009-10-25 01:26:00 AM  
ignorantalmond: Dear Modmins. Die in a fire. Nothing annoys us liters more

You'll get over it.
 
2009-10-25 01:26:03 AM  
Mr_Ectomy: I'm going out for a smoke. Nobody say anything funny for 10 minutes.

It's not likely. There's liters in these here parts :/
 
2009-10-25 01:26:22 AM  
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2009-10-25 01:26:24 AM  
skatedrifter: 2.bp.blogspot.com

This is the funniest thing on the internet.


Sure... if you're a liter!
Just kidding. Sort of.
This is actually the funniest...
i208.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-25 01:26:39 AM  
I hope we have enough copies of the butthurt forms
 
2009-10-25 01:26:45 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-10-25 01:26:47 AM  
KoalaFace: i lurve giraffes

I know - this version was still in my bukket from when you stopped by an Africam thread in '07

i186.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-25 01:27:02 AM  
So what is the purpose of studying for intellect-based standardized tests?

I understand the logic behind requiring future doctors to take a test to determine what you know, but tests like the SAT, ACT, and LSAT are different. These, to my understanding, are supposed to test how smart you are not how prepared you are. So, if preparation can severely influence your grade, then it logically makes sense that these tests do not focus on intellect alone and are therefore flawed. However, if these tests are not flawed then preparation classes should have little to no effect on the actual results and therefore prep classes are a waste of money. Thus, prep classes are only useful if and only if the test is flawed. These factors appear to be inversely proportional (in other words, the more flaws there are, the more useful the prep classes become). So, it seems that the Princeton review is convincing colleges to evaluate a test that fails at its stated objective or the Princeton Review is getting rich off of duping kids into taking their classes and buying their study aides. Of course, my logic may be flawed so it may not work like I say it does.

/Vote for me because... all the cool kids are doing it?
 
2009-10-25 01:27:09 AM  
Hi Graham!


What the hell is going on in here?
 
2009-10-25 01:27:18 AM  
i271.photobucket.com

Me and my bros, got the rocks.
 
2009-10-25 01:27:29 AM  
i515.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-25 01:27:43 AM  
dontclickthis.whatingods.name
 
2009-10-25 01:27:50 AM  
Bixia Yuanjin: (new window)

I do now.

Mr_Ectomy: I'm going out for a smoke. Nobody say anything funny for 10 minutes.

I take my laptop with me.

Teknowaffle: hey guys? did you know that lp means last post?

Your ideas are not interesting and no one wants to subscribe to your newsletter.

SpeshilEdjukashin: frickinsweet: drjekel_mrhyde That couldn't possibly be gay, as there is no sign of ball friction.

Now, now, Rebecca... There is nothing inherently wrong with ball friction. Ball on ball friction, maybe... mustache burns, of course... But there is nothing wron - oh hell, I've got nothing.

/Is there a TorD tonight?


Did you just call me Rebecca?
 
2009-10-25 01:27:51 AM  
A lost post thread got greenlit? This will be entertaining.
 
2009-10-25 01:28:14 AM  
ignorantalmond: Dear Modmins.

Die in a fire. Nothing annoys us liters more than having you lovely douche-hats do something like this.

If having the lovely plague that is repeat green lights about 4 hours apart (sure, different outlet, but still...) weren't enough, now you guys are slapping TF only crap on the main page.

And, no, this isn't the first time I've seen this happen.

Good job, dudes. Proud of the work here.


You sure told them.
 
2009-10-25 01:28:29 AM  
i245.photobucket.com

olavf, that rules..can you really feed them?? there's a 'safari land' about an hour from here that you can feed them at and it makes me smile.
 
2009-10-25 01:28:47 AM  
ignorantalmond: Dear Modmins.

Die in a fire. Nothing annoys us liters more than having you lovely douche-hats do something like this.

If having the lovely plague that is repeat green lights about 4 hours apart (sure, different outlet, but still...) weren't enough, now you guys are slapping TF only crap on the main page.

And, no, this isn't the first time I've seen this happen.

Good job, dudes. Proud of the work here.


dear ignorantalmond,
time to grow up and learn to make a decision on your own. open, thread, don't like the content, close thread w/o commenting.
wow, that was hard.
sincerely,
totaLPhark
 
2009-10-25 01:28:57 AM  
is this some kind of Boobies contest?
 
2009-10-25 01:29:24 AM  
frickinsweet: ;)

/respekt :D
 
2009-10-25 01:29:40 AM  
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2009-10-25 01:29:57 AM  
MemeSlave: I cant read the article because its only available to TFers, but I can post to this? FAIL.

You don't get it yet?!?

Tfers don't read the articles!
MUHAHAHAHA!
 
920
2009-10-25 01:29:59 AM  
orth: I hope we have enough copies of the butthurt forms

I have some stashed away in my drawer, in case you run out..

They were hiding under a pile of these for some reason...

i81.photobucket.com
 
2009-10-25 01:30:05 AM  
What in the ever lovin hell is this?
 
2009-10-25 01:30:13 AM  
ignorantalmond: Dear Modmins.

Die in a fire. Nothing annoys us liters more than having you lovely douche-hats do something like this.

If having the lovely plague that is repeat green lights about 4 hours apart (sure, different outlet, but still...) weren't enough, now you guys are slapping TF only crap on the main page.

And, no, this isn't the first time I've seen this happen.

Good job, dudes. Proud of the work here.
 
2009-10-25 01:30:27 AM  
i47.photobucket.com
 
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