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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)   Today's Fark-ready headline: "Man upset over gay naked barn dance in Wilton"   (cbs13.com) divider line 47
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2009-10-24 08:04:30 PM
Gay naked barn dance?

Sounds like a real hootenanny.

Whole lotta hoot and just a littttle bit of anny.
 
2009-10-24 08:05:19 PM
Just don't look!

/credit to Paul Anka
 
2009-10-24 08:06:59 PM
I'd be upset if I was wilton at a gay naked barn dance too.
 
2009-10-24 08:23:23 PM
I wish people would just get over this fear of nudity so many have. It just isn't natural!
 
2009-10-24 09:50:11 PM
I'm all about everybody having the freedom to do their thing, but that was a bit much for outdoors in a populated area.
 
2009-10-24 09:51:42 PM
Damn, that could have been an Onion article.

"Area Man looking through high powered binoculars says neighbors' actions 'shameful'.
"'You should see the sh*t these people do on my thermal imaging system'"
 
2009-10-24 09:59:04 PM
FTFA: "He captured the dirty dancing on home video."

Methinks the gent protests too much.

Ghastly: I'd be upset if I was wilton at a gay naked barn dance too.

HEY-OH!
 
2009-10-24 10:00:00 PM
The horror!

Do those naked gay men think they are Wackenhut employees contracted by the US government to provide security for the U.S. Embassy in Kabul?

Well, they're not, and shouldn't act as if they are. Integrity is of the utmost importance at barn parties.
 
2009-10-24 10:05:19 PM
CtrlAltDelete: Damn, that could have been an Onion article.

"They were dancing under the stars," said Stanley. "You can't have man on man, woman on woman, men on women; you can't subject these children to looking at that kind of stuff."

"I was sickened by seeing men on public display there...in clear view of children," said Stanley.


Maybe he should keep the children indoors on "Naked Barn Party" night.
 
2009-10-24 10:27:44 PM
xanadian: FTFA: "He captured the dirty dancing on home video."

Methinks the gent protests too much.


I was kinda wondering about that too.
 
2009-10-24 11:18:29 PM
I am shocked and appalled by what I am filming with my telephoto lens. Closing the shades or not watching is simply not an option.
 
2009-10-24 11:25:50 PM
Moo moo buckaroo!
 
2009-10-24 11:28:38 PM
Next thing you know he'll be wondering why all those homosexuals keep sucking his cock. The horror!
 
2009-10-24 11:34:01 PM
I live right next to Wilton. I've always thought it to be a nice place, but apparently Wilton if fabulous.
 
2009-10-24 11:35:26 PM
He's just upset because he wasn't invited.
 
2009-10-24 11:37:11 PM
He was so upset that he just kept watching. He even filmed it so he could be "upset" later when the children weren't around.

/he's the type who screams at the TV instead of changing the channel.
 
2009-10-24 11:44:21 PM
vabeard: /he's the type who screams at the TV instead of changing the channel.

Why scream at the TV when you can just shoot it? It was good enough for Elvis dammit....
 
2009-10-24 11:46:47 PM
Oh my god! This is awful! I gotta get my camera!
 
2009-10-24 11:46:59 PM
baka-san: xanadian: FTFA: "He captured the dirty dancing on home video."

Methinks the gent protests too much.

I was kinda wondering about that too.


I'm actually wondering why he didn't call the cops that night. If it was visible from off the property, then they broke the law.

Instead he videotapes it and complains to the news?
 
2009-10-24 11:57:17 PM
simpsonfan: If it was visible from off the property where it took plce, they need to be arrested.

meh, barely visible with an extreme zoom on a telephoto lens. Either way, it's just nudity, it's not like the end of the world or anything.
 
2009-10-24 11:58:26 PM
I would tell you homosexuas about your deivant lifestyle but this gay man in front of me won't take my cock out of his anuner
 
2009-10-25 12:06:35 AM
No doubt Gato Negro was there....
 
2009-10-25 12:07:38 AM
Sort of brings new meaning to 'spin your partner doh-cee-doh'
 
2009-10-25 12:11:21 AM
I don't know what they were doing to the soil.
 
2009-10-25 12:12:40 AM
I wanna go two-steppin'
With a good lookin' big black buck
I want him to come and pick me up in his chevrolet pick-up truck
And when we're on the dance floor his hat will rise high above
It's interracial cowboy homo kind of love

Tall, coarse, dark and handsome
A gentlemen in every way
A true cow poke in every sense of the word
Really go to work in the hay

A bronc bustin' bull ridin' tiger
Yet peaceful as a dove
It's interracial cowboy homo kind of love

I know that us as a couple
Will cause talk but I wouldn't mind
Those cowboys will be pea green with envy
When they see his cute behind

That's why each night by the campfire,
I thank my lucky stars above,
For interracial cowboy homo kind of love
 
2009-10-25 12:15:19 AM
I did not know that Rugbyjock owned a farm?
 
2009-10-25 12:19:11 AM
JerkyMeat: No doubt Gato Negro was there....

Yeah but he hung out at the glory watering hole the whole time
 
2009-10-25 12:20:16 AM
And he was so shocked and upset he stood there for hours and filmed the entire incident.

I bet he was even more appalled after viewing the tape numerous times.
 
2009-10-25 12:30:17 AM
cc_rider: I bet he was even more appalled after viewing the tape numerous times.

And strangely aroused...then guilty, guilty...curious...
 
2009-10-25 12:42:26 AM
Obnox: cc_rider: I bet he was even more appalled after viewing the tape numerous times.

And strangely aroused...then guilty, guilty...curious...


Then suddenly disinterested.
 
2009-10-25 12:45:16 AM
feanturi: Obnox: cc_rider: I bet he was even more appalled after viewing the tape numerous times.

And strangely aroused...then guilty, guilty...curious...

Then suddenly disinterested.


then he ate a sandwich, took a nap and was interested again
 
2009-10-25 12:47:07 AM
I've driven down Gay Road in Wilton, California.

/Getting a kick and all that stuff.
//There really IS a Gay Road in Wilton, California.
 
2009-10-25 12:49:24 AM
I'm at a gay naked barn dance right now, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2009-10-25 12:52:29 AM
www.spscriptorium.com
 
2009-10-25 04:45:59 AM
Archie Goodwin:

Beat me to it.
 
2009-10-25 06:47:45 AM
I'll just leave this here...

img41.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-25 10:44:15 AM
Jazz hands!
 
2009-10-25 12:09:28 PM
"I was sickened by seeing men on public display there."
Penis envy, definately penis envy.
 
2009-10-25 12:59:05 PM
www.playerpress.com
 
2009-10-25 04:22:18 PM
belowner: baka-san: xanadian: FTFA: "He captured the dirty dancing on home video."

Methinks the gent protests too much.

I was kinda wondering about that too.

I'm actually wondering why he didn't call the cops that night. If it was visible from off the property, then they broke the law.

Instead he videotapes it and complains to the news?


I would guarantee you that no nudity was visible off the property without the zoom lens. Did you see how grainy the footage was? If it was easily visible then he would have called the police, but complained to the news since he didn't have a case. He obviously just doesn't like gays- listen to the way he back peddles the 'men dancing with men' line.
 
2009-10-25 04:41:50 PM
If you read the article and you think that this is acceptable then you're unfit for society. It is called decency, you should have some. The sexual preferences are unimportant. Simply put, this is a sex crime in many areas and the photographic evidence should be enough to warrant prosecution. I hope that they do.

The biggest problem with the gay/lesbian community and their desire to be accepted into society is they, themselves, and their lack of respect for other people all while screaming that they want equal treatment (which they have). If they want to be equal in society they have to accept that society has rules and decency standards. It is perfectly fine to do whatever you want with your naked ass, just don't do it where it is easily viewed by other people. They are called standards, get some.
 
2009-10-26 08:16:51 AM
UnspokenVoice: where it is easily viewed by other people

Have you been paying the slightest bit of attention? TELEPHOTO LENS!!! That means it wasn't.

They are called brains, get some.
 
2009-10-26 12:27:14 PM
Bealach: UnspokenVoice: where it is easily viewed by other people

Have you been paying the slightest bit of attention? TELEPHOTO LENS!!! That means it wasn't.

They are called brains, get some.


[citation needed]

I have no idea where you're getting the telephoto lens bit. In fact, my limited scouring says you're just making that up unless you provide some sort of citation.
 
2009-10-26 12:58:27 PM
Offender: I would guarantee you that no nudity was visible off the property without the zoom lens. Did you see how grainy the footage was?

THERE'S FOOTAGE!??

/grabs his kleenex
//actually, I've seen enough naked guys to know not to expect too much
 
2009-10-26 01:53:21 PM
UnspokenVoice: Bealach: UnspokenVoice: where it is easily viewed by other people

Have you been paying the slightest bit of attention? TELEPHOTO LENS!!! That means it wasn't.

They are called brains, get some.

[citation needed]

I have no idea where you're getting the telephoto lens bit. In fact, my limited scouring says you're just making that up unless you provide some sort of citation.


We have to cite tfa that the thread is linked to now just because you're too lazy to click it?
 
2009-10-26 04:35:57 PM
firefly212: UnspokenVoice: Bealach: UnspokenVoice: where it is easily viewed by other people

Have you been paying the slightest bit of attention? TELEPHOTO LENS!!! That means it wasn't.

They are called brains, get some.

[citation needed]

I have no idea where you're getting the telephoto lens bit. In fact, my limited scouring says you're just making that up unless you provide some sort of citation.

We have to cite tfa that the thread is linked to now just because you're too lazy to click it?


You mean the article that doesn't mention a telephoto lens at all? Then again, you could be either trolling or stupid or there's an off chance that I am missing something. So, yes - cite away. Please show me where there's any evidence suggesting that a telephoto lens was used. So yes, seemingly basic facts that aren't at all evidenced in any reality require some citation or proof or we could just all agree to randomly make stuff up and believe that.

Again, citation is needed. Or did you not click the link yourself?
 
2009-10-26 10:48:14 PM
firefly212: We have to cite tfa that the thread is linked to now just because you're too lazy to click it?

And, just because, I figure I'll chime in again and remind you that you're a shiatbag liar until you can cite evidence to the contrary and - given the time - I'm going to assume you're an ass nugget and should not breed.
 
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