I just got here. Why is everyone saying the thread is messed up? It looks okay to me.

cretinbob: I've often half jokingly reffered to the appearance of time being compressed (Geez it's October already) as the result of the earth being sucked towards a black hole.

Lots of people don't seem to get the joke though...

were being sucked into subby's mom?

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

WTF?!

wjllope: was TFA making a Phillip K. Dick reference?

Most astronomers, including Bean, are cautious about the results. "Nobody is yet betting money that the effect is real," says cosmologist Dragan Huterer of the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. Various other explanations, like a bias in the technique used to estimate the distances to galaxies, now need to be ruled out.

and all I can say to that is - Co Blue!!

cheers

I certainly hope so, cuz I didn't see one anywhere in this thread.

/leaving sad

Is it just me or is this thread jumping around? Seriously, wtf is going on?

Time isn't real. It's only our arbitrary sectioning of change.

Elvis Da King: You figured it out.

Still there?

The real question is now what will God do, now that I've figured out his game? If he continues to change things he plays right into my hand, but if he doesn't, then we'll eventually figure out the current laws! I've caught God in a paradox, thus proving that the universe doesn't exist and everyone and everything, including me, is a figment of my imagination.

Reading that has made me less intelligent than I was before.

May God have mercy on my soul. (If any.)/(As applicable.)

O cruel spite that I was born to set it right.

SlowTimedRapid: evaned: The real question is now what will God do, now that I've figured out his game? If he continues to change things he plays right into my hand, but if he doesn't, then we'll eventually figure out the current laws! I've caught God in a paradox, thus proving that the universe doesn't exist and everyone and everything, including me, is a figment of my imagination.

Uh, no -- actually, all you did is prove that your theory can't possibly be right to begin with.

Or that God anticipated his paradox and is taking no action to cloud the realities.

Delay: Elvis Da King: Delay: SlowTimedRapid: Weird -- why are jm105's and wjllope's posts (timestamped 2009-10-24 08:37:47 AM and 2009-10-24 09:30:42 AM respectively) delayed by 12 hours??

It's me.

You're late

You are the late Elvis. How can you call Delay late? A late delay is early.

I have time on my hands

J4x- nice link; Blind Guardian rocks (even more now thanks to gravity lens distorting)

What's that about the minotaur?

BrynnMacFlynn: ... I'm losing my mind.

It's falling between the Whale and the flower pot.

All's I know is that I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

No, but I'm out of joints.

.. Wait, what were we talking about again?

Damn...is it 11:42 already?! What the hell!

it looks like it's only the first/last half-dozen or so posts.

it's no fun after you figure it out! :-(

I can't wait until I post this.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Whoa the thread just blew up (191 (+171)), no I have no idea what is going on or where to start reading. Do we start at the beginning again?

Are the message time stamps reflecting real time?

I will repeat this message in 3 minutes to check.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Whoa the thread just blew up (191 (+171)), no I have no idea what is going on or where to start reading. Do we start at the beginning again?

Are the message time stamps reflecting real time?

This is a repeat of message sent 3 minutes after original.

is it just me or is this joke getting old?
is it just me or is this joke getting old?
is it just me or is this joke getting old?

Oh Mods, why do you hat Yakov Smirnov (Free Hat?)

a joint in time can lead
to a hand in a bush

Not to be chronolgous but.....

This thread ate my TF membership.

Bastards.

Perducci: Is anybody reading this on Sunday? Let us know what the weekend sports scores are going to be and we'll split the winnings with you.

OK, here's a few:

New England 59
Tennessee 0

New Orleans 48
NY Giants 27

Kansas City 14
Washington 6

Ok, who divided by zero and screwed the post space continuum? ;)

whoa

Meanwhile, back in the states....

Surool: jimmyschmidt: Not to be chronolgous but.....

That looked like "chronilingous" there for a moment. I don't know what that means, but it sounds dirty.

That's when you're so good, time stops.

/like me

I can bend the relativity of time with a joint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0fV5KF80_Q&feature=PlayList&p=F95A7C2389C4DCE0&p laynext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=27

When the moonchild is crying
And silence has broken
The darkest truth

The things she remembered
Had never been her own
Replicant or human
I know the way to show
What do I see
What will I find
Know the answer inside
It's your last step

Time what is time
I wish I knew how to tell you why
It hurts to know
Aren't we machines
Time what is time
Unlock the door
And see the truth
Then time is time again

[Whispering]
These dreams were never mine
It's cold inside
It's gone forever
The things he saw
Who can say what's wrong or right
The vision of a free life
His eyes had seen it all
For what
He's asking
The vision, vision, vision
I know it's all a lie
I'll remember the past life
And I'll remember time

[Lead: Andre]

What did I see
What have I done
God I knew the answers
When he felt so tired

Time what is time
Come lock the door don't let me in
I am the one your destiny
Time what is time
Reality - it hurts me so
When time is time again

[Solo: Andre]

Look into my eyes
Feel the fear just for a while
I'm a replicant and I love to live
Is it all over now
Only these years
I'll leave but I'm singing

Time what is time
He saw it clearly it's too late
It does not heal but it lets us forget
Time what is time
We'll never know
So don't take care
Then time is time again

Should I forget
The way I feel
God he knows how long I tried
Feel there is no reason to cry
I live my life
In fortune dreams forever