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(Some Guy)   "So basically I am looking for a double amputee"   (i.imgur.com ) divider line
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21690 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Oct 2009 at 2:55 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2009-10-23 10:06:43 AM  
I so hope that's not a joke
 
2009-10-23 10:23:32 AM  
One of the better CL postings I've seen in a while.
 
2009-10-23 12:04:32 PM  
This is his back-up plan since he couldn't find a dwarf to help him complete his MasterBlaster costume.
 
2009-10-23 12:27:55 PM  
He'll either find someone or he won't. Either way he'll end up stumped.
 
2009-10-23 12:45:38 PM  
This guy lives in Brooklyn. He should go over to the VA Hospital that's off the Belt parkway. I'm sure there are plenty of guys who would like to go to some parties.
/not meant as snark
 
2009-10-23 02:56:42 PM  
Has he checked first, second, and third bases yet?
 
2009-10-23 02:57:05 PM  
Hodor
 
2009-10-23 02:57:18 PM  
DslainteC
He'll either find someone or he won't. Either way he'll end up stumped.


Half of me laughed at that.
 
2009-10-23 02:58:39 PM  
Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be.
 
2009-10-23 02:58:44 PM  
Man, I'd give an arm and a leg to be able to help this guy.
 
2009-10-23 02:59:01 PM  
Please be craigslist personals....

Sweet! I was expecting a casual sex type of ad, but that's rather awesome too.
 
2009-10-23 03:00:33 PM  
What's his Fark login?
 
2009-10-23 03:00:37 PM  
I posted a CL ad looking for a used fedora for my intended Darkman outfit this year and got zero responses. And this guy thinks he can get a freaking DOUBLE AMPUTEE??!

/sweet jesus i need to think bigger when coming up with costume ideas
 
2009-10-23 03:00:38 PM  
If I were an amputee, I would jump on this opportunity.
 
2009-10-23 03:01:10 PM  
i162.photobucket.com

Available?
 
2009-10-23 03:01:34 PM  
Gooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrgoooooooooooorrrrrr! We need you!
 
2009-10-23 03:01:43 PM  
robotics is easy.
 
2009-10-23 03:02:12 PM  
"Yeah, OK, sounds like fun."

a2forest.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-10-23 03:02:35 PM  
rubenerd.com
 
2009-10-23 03:03:25 PM  
Damn it, Cruiser...
 
2009-10-23 03:03:41 PM  
Asking for something like that, does he seriously think he has a leg to stand on?
 
2009-10-23 03:04:14 PM  
As somebody who frequently masterbates to pictures of double amputees I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
mhd
2009-10-23 03:04:28 PM  

LarryDan43: Hodor


I lol'ed.
 
2009-10-23 03:05:11 PM  

brigid_fitch: This is his back-up plan since he couldn't find a dwarf to help him complete his MasterBlaster costume.


Quato would be better.

cache.gawker.com

Hot like a pepper
 
2009-10-23 03:05:55 PM  
What a coincidence!
I was looking for someone with just their lower half (amputated from the waist up) to play the back half of my centaur costume.
 
2009-10-23 03:06:43 PM  
If anybody is going to answer that ad, they better hop to it.
 
2009-10-23 03:07:36 PM  
*shakes head---it takes all kinds..
 
2009-10-23 03:07:57 PM  

brigid_fitch: This is his back-up plan since he couldn't find a dwarf to help him complete his MasterBlaster costume.


Dwarfs are sneaky folk.

img193.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-23 03:08:02 PM  
schattenteufel:
What a coincidence!
I was looking for someone with just their lower half (amputated from the waist up) to play the back half of my centaur costume.


Pretty much any horse's ass could do that.
 
2009-10-23 03:08:21 PM  

schattenteufel: What a coincidence!
I was looking for someone with just their lower half (amputated from the waist up) to play the back half of my centaur costume.


Craigslist Washington or Ottawa should be able to give you a Horse's Arse.
 
2009-10-23 03:08:24 PM  
Well that's definitely better than the "used waterpipe" ads that come up on the austin craigslist..
 
2009-10-23 03:09:30 PM  
That's how he rolls.
 
2009-10-23 03:10:26 PM  

Ninja Wicked: brigid_fitch: This is his back-up plan since he couldn't find a dwarf to help him complete his MasterBlaster costume.

Dwarfs are sneaky folk.


Amazing
 
2009-10-23 03:10:34 PM  
nothing can beat the mario craigslist ad. (i'd say nsfw)

Link (new window)
 
2009-10-23 03:11:25 PM  

Lloyd Braun: As somebody who frequently masterbates to pictures of double amputees I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


Dammit people; it is spelled masturbate.
 
2009-10-23 03:11:39 PM  
www.amplifiedwebdesign.com
 
2009-10-23 03:12:50 PM  
Brooklyn hipster trash.
 
2009-10-23 03:13:55 PM  
You can run, but you can't hide

Oh wait...
 
2009-10-23 03:13:58 PM  
Meh - old news. Toplessrobot had this last night. Am I the only one who'd LOVE to see this happen?
 
2009-10-23 03:15:26 PM  

paloma: nothing can beat the mario craigslist ad. (i'd say nsfw)

Link (new window)


Thank god that one wasn't for donkey kong..
 
2009-10-23 03:15:49 PM  
images.amazon.com
 
2009-10-23 03:17:43 PM  
That is just so wrong....
 
2009-10-23 03:17:43 PM  

paloma: nothing can beat the mario craigslist ad. (i'd say nsfw)

Link (new window)


thats hot
 
2009-10-23 03:18:20 PM  
-So many costume possibilities with someone like that to play along...
 
2009-10-23 03:19:45 PM  

kvinesknows: paloma: nothing can beat the mario craigslist ad. (i'd say nsfw)

Link (new window)

thats hot


try this one (also probably nsfw)
Link (new window)
 
2009-10-23 03:20:33 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: This guy lives in Brooklyn. He should go over to the VA Hospital that's off the Belt parkway. I'm sure there are plenty of guys who would like to go to some parties.
/not meant as snark


On a slightly related note, I was in desert warfare training and one of the scenarios we ran into had very realistic carnage. One of the guys in my platoon asked someone if it was uncomfortable spending the day with his legs buried. The actor played it cool and said it was not too bad, and then walked on his stumps back to the vehicle for the next group.
 
2009-10-23 03:21:17 PM  
Hi, my name is Bob. I am responding to your article on Craigslist that I found.

Bob
Sue
Stew
Iline
Irene
.....come on, bring on the jokes.
 
2009-10-23 03:21:27 PM  
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yjql8kp
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-10-23 03:22:55 PM  

dr_iacovone: Hi, my name is Bob. I am responding to your article on Craigslist that I found.

Bob
Sue
Stew
Iline
Irene
.....come on, bring on the jokes.


Matt
Phil

Next!
 
2009-10-23 03:22:58 PM  
Gorgor has a nice pic of a young lady that would be perfect for this...

/ why yes, I did summon him..
 
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