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(Daily Mail)   Insurance fraudster will now be able to continue with his hobby of getting rear-ended   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2009-10-23 09:33:42 AM  
Why, is he moving into your house, subby?


///Really, really sick of these prison rape jokes.
 
2009-10-23 12:28:09 PM  
Oh great, his name's Mohammud. Here comes the racism.
 
2009-10-23 12:29:59 PM  
Poor guy looks so sad.
 
2009-10-23 12:35:28 PM  
notmtwain
///Really, really sick of these prison rape jokes.

Welcome to Fark.
 
2009-10-23 12:35:55 PM  
atomic-age: Poor guy looks so sad.

David Blaine?
 
2009-10-23 12:37:00 PM  
notmtwain: Why, is he moving into your house, subby?


///Really, really sick of these prison rape jokes.


I'm sick of your attitude, friend.

/Who you callin friend, pal?
 
2009-10-23 12:38:31 PM  
schattenteufel: Oh great, his name's Mohammud. Here comes the racism.

Because he's likely a Muslim which is a different race?
 
2009-10-23 12:39:23 PM  
What you've done is a textbook case of insurance fra-uwd

www.petoria.ch
 
2009-10-23 12:39:38 PM  
no fault insurance much?

In Ontario this scam wouldn't work [provided you reported the accident] because his insurance would be notified too. If he filed 300 claims that year they might get suspicious.
 
2009-10-23 12:39:57 PM  
i'd hit it?
 
2009-10-23 12:40:46 PM  
Rape is never funny...
i176.photobucket.com
...unless it's clown rape.
 
2009-10-23 12:41:04 PM  
I feel he should be sentenced to 4.5 years as a crash test dummy.

No, not the band.
 
2009-10-23 12:42:11 PM  
"The swindler carried out a £12million 'crash for cash' scam, staging car accidents almost every day for three years.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1222147/Insurance-scams-scale-like-the ft-fraud.html#ixzz0UmISJmQT
"

Still a better media token phrase than "cash for clunkers"..
 
2009-10-23 12:42:21 PM  
edmo: schattenteufel: Oh great, his name's Mohammud. Here comes the racism.

Because he's likely a Muslim which is a different race?


Of course. Don't you know EVERYTHING is racism? Duh. You don't like the color of a car that someone else does, you're racist. You don't like bananas but someone else does, you're racist. It's a nice way to hate people so you don't have to think of why. And, when you bundle it up in a single word, you don't have to justify your anger towards that person. It's racist! Who would ever be racist enough to question your racism?
 
2009-10-23 12:49:32 PM  
Kathy Bates
James Caan
'Nuff said
 
2009-10-23 12:52:42 PM  
Prison food?

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-10-23 12:55:10 PM  
Islam is not a race, its a religion. It could easily infect anymore, including urban Caucasians like Cat Stevens.
 
2009-10-23 01:00:18 PM  
notmtwain: ///Really, really sick of these prison rape jokes.

home.roadrunner.com
 
2009-10-23 01:03:29 PM  
edmo: schattenteufel: Oh great, his name's Mohammud. Here comes the racism.

Because he's likely a Muslim which is a different race?



I never claimed the resident FARK racists were smart enough to know any better (or to understand the difference).
 
2009-10-23 01:03:45 PM  
tombotia: no fault insurance much?

In Ontario this scam wouldn't work [provided you reported the accident] because his insurance would be notified too. If he filed 300 claims that year they might get suspicious.


I'm not entirely sure how these scams work but I think it's a case of.

1. Find unscrupulous bastard to ram into your car and drive off
2. The deed is done and you claim that you've got a back injury
3. ????
4. Profit
 
2009-10-23 01:05:11 PM  
He should have done it like an American, just drive in front of the nearest asshole with a smaller car than you and stomp your brakes. When the police ask simply say that the person in front of you stomped their brakes, and then sped off. Give a fake license plate number if you want.

Some biatch actually did this to me in Wilkinsburg. Almost got rear ended trying to stop in time.

/picksburgh
 
2009-10-23 01:07:23 PM  
Listen guys, I know you all love imagining two men having sex and the only socially acceptable way to discuss your love of dick in ass is to joke about prison rape but get over it. Anal rape is something a 14 year old boy will reference in a joke to get his buddies to laugh. You can do better.

P.S--I've been in prison. I was never raped and never knew anyone who was. Sorry to bring your world where prisons are overflowing with burly men violently ham fisting each other in their cells crashing down.
 
2009-10-23 01:12:42 PM  
4chan:

You protest too much, sir.
 
2009-10-23 01:14:22 PM  
4chan:
P.S--I've been in prison. I was never raped and never knew anyone who was. Sorry to bring your world where prisons are overflowing with burly men violently ham fisting each other in their cells crashing down.



So...you never got to know your victims? That's a shame. you could have made some lasting friendships.

/I kid. I agree; the prison rape jokes are stale. I've grown bored with them. Find some new material to entertain me with, FARK!
 
2009-10-23 01:17:32 PM  
Brown Sauce: 4chan:

You protest too much, sir.


Yeah, I figured that was coming

\Goes to empty colostomy bag
 
2009-10-23 01:20:54 PM  
schattenteufel: Oh great, his name's Mohammud. Here comes the racism.

Why do you think a group composed mostly of benefits cheats would be above other types of fraud?

/flame on
 
2009-10-23 01:36:58 PM  
4chan: Listen guys, I know you all love imagining two men having sex and the only socially acceptable way to discuss your love of dick in ass is to joke about prison rape but get over it. Anal rape is something a 14 year old boy will reference in a joke to get his buddies to laugh. You can do better.

P.S--I've been in prison. I was never raped and never knew anyone who was. Sorry to bring your world where prisons are overflowing with burly men violently ham fisting each other in their cells crashing down.


Oh look at me, I'm tough, I was in prison.
 
2009-10-23 01:46:12 PM  
sboyle1020:

Oh look at me, I'm tough, I was in prison.


Glad the point of the post didn't escape you. With the amount of insight you have into others and their motivations you should become a psychiatrist, you'd make millions.

\Continue tittering behind the bleachers with your school yard chums imagining the violent penetration of one man by another.
\\P.S. Since comprehension isn't your strong suit I'm really calling you an idiot.
 
zz9
2009-10-23 02:01:50 PM  
tombotia: no fault insurance much?

In Ontario this scam wouldn't work [provided you reported the accident] because his insurance would be notified too. If he filed 300 claims that year they might get suspicious.


He was driving the car that his "customer" wanted to total and pretending to be that person on the paperwork, so it would have been a different name, insurance policy and company every time.
 
2009-10-23 02:05:09 PM  
4chan: Listen guys, I know you all love imagining two men having sex and the only socially acceptable way to discuss your love of dick in ass is to joke about prison rape but get over it. Anal rape is something a 14 year old boy will reference in a joke to get his buddies to laugh. You can do better.

P.S--I've been in prison. I was never raped and never knew anyone who was. Sorry to bring your world where prisons are overflowing with burly men violently ham fisting each other in their cells crashing down.


Of course. If you consent, it's not rape, is it?
 
2009-10-23 02:08:11 PM  
Mohammed Patel?

You'd think he would make enough money from a piece of the hotel business owned his family without needing to turn to insurance fraud.
 
2009-10-23 02:08:43 PM  
i was rear ended the day before thanksgiving last year and ended up dragging her to court, so i am getting a kick out of these replies
 
2009-10-23 02:10:10 PM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: Mohammed Patel?

You'd think he would make enough money from a piece of the hotel business owned his family without needing to turn to insurance fraud.


Or from his long and illustrious boxing career.
 
2009-10-23 02:10:27 PM  
I'm thinking 4chan has a perty mouth...
 
2009-10-23 02:18:51 PM  
Feed_The_Walrus: tombotia: no fault insurance much?

In Ontario this scam wouldn't work [provided you reported the accident] because his insurance would be notified too. If he filed 300 claims that year they might get suspicious.

I'm not entirely sure how these scams work but I think it's a case of.

1. Find unscrupulous bastard to ram into your car and drive off
2. The deed is done and you claim that you've got a back injury
3. ????
4. Profit


I don't know about the states, but he'd need to actually see a doctor to file a claim. You can't just say "oh it cost $10000 to get my back worked on." and then they hand over the cash gladly.

Also, because it's no fault in Ontario you can't sue the other driver.
 
2009-10-23 02:25:27 PM  
Prison rape is the cancer killing /f/.
 
2009-10-23 02:25:38 PM  
theinsultabot9000: i was rear ended the day before thanksgiving last year and ended up dragging her to court, so i am getting a kick out of these replies

Was she a tranny, or did she just have a strap-on.
 
2009-10-23 02:38:29 PM  
dr_iacovone: theinsultabot9000: i was rear ended the day before thanksgiving last year and ended up dragging her to court, so i am getting a kick out of these replies

Was she a tranny, or did she just have a strap-on.


little of column a, little of column b?
 
2009-10-23 02:43:17 PM  
schattenteufel: Oh great, his name's Mohammud. Here comes the racism.

No, so far you seem to be the only racist here.
 
2009-10-23 03:07:34 PM  
I'm a little confused by the writer's point about the costs being passed on t o insurance consumers making this theft instead of fraud.

Do all costs that are passed on to consumers become theft, or only costs that aren't offset by business expenses? Is the insurance company's profit also considered theft? If someone overcharges the insurance company for office space, and they pass that cost on to their consumers, is that theft?

Has anyone ever had their insurance premium reduced due to a decline in fraud costs?
 
2009-10-23 06:59:21 PM  
4chan: Listen guys, I know you all love imagining two men having sex and the only socially acceptable way to discuss your love of dick in ass is to joke about prison rape but get over it. Anal rape is something a 14 year old boy will reference in a joke to get his buddies to laugh. You can do better.

P.S--I've been in prison. I was never raped and never knew anyone who was. Sorry to bring your world where prisons are overflowing with burly men violently ham fisting each other in their cells crashing down.


/Thanks 4chan, thats the funniest thing i've read all day. (Hands you a cookie)
 
2009-10-24 08:41:51 AM  
I'm pretty sure I had someone try to do that to me once. Scary shiat. Fortunately I'd actually had some experience testing automotive braking systems so I just got to test my reflexes a little bit, and tear up the grass in the median.

/either that or northern VA drivers don't know how to use mirrors.
//guy's excuse was "other driver cut me off!" (no, he didn't speak English all that well)
///not sure how you can get "cut off" when you're sitting still, and how that forces you to change lanes into moving traffic
 
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