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(Contact Music)   Ashlee Simpson dropped from "Melrose Place," blames the whole thing on her band   (contactmusic.com) divider line 48
    More: Obvious, Melrose Place, Ashlee Simpson, Wentz, U.S. TV, soap opera, executive producers, MELROSE, Todd Slavkin  
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2009-10-23 03:37:46 AM  
I can't believe that she is, once again, blaming her band for her failures. This article just goes to show you that she is an idiot who is blaming "the band" rather then herself for getting kicked off a substandard TV sitcom.



/wait...are you accusing me of not reading the story??
 
2009-10-23 04:51:58 AM  
www.digitalbricabrac.com
 
2009-10-23 05:30:51 AM  
What band? Since when does having music cued up on a sound system with idiots pantomiming with instruments constitute a 'band' ?
 
2009-10-23 05:33:01 AM  
She's grown up since then, subby. Have you?
 
2009-10-23 05:33:15 AM  
Gahhh! She looks terrible in those pictures. What did she do to herself?

/While not as hot as her sister there was a time when she was undeniably cute,
 
2009-10-23 07:01:29 AM  
I would console her

/with my penis
//30 seconds of unsatisfying, questioning-your-life-choices sex
///call me
////I have no standards
 
2009-10-23 07:03:08 AM  
Mr_Ectomy
*funny hoedown clip*

very, very funny!

I cracked up when I saw the re-run of that episode, after having heard about it.
Now I always dance a jig when I fark up!
 
2009-10-23 07:20:45 AM  
Delawheredad: Gahhh! She looks terrible in those pictures. What did she do to herself?

/While not as hot as her sister there was a time when she was undeniably cute,


Weird ... I was just thinking she looked better than ever.
 
2009-10-23 07:31:07 AM  
Murder mystery theme? On Melrose Place?

Does this involve brain cells?
 
2009-10-23 07:31:31 AM  
wait... sha has a band?
with instruments?
 
2009-10-23 07:42:27 AM  
cfish78: wait... sha has a band?
with instruments?


No, just a tape.
 
2009-10-23 07:54:20 AM  
Delawheredad: Gahhh! She looks terrible in those pictures. What did she do to herself?

/While not as hot as her sister there was a time when she was undeniably cute,


Lots of surgery. I mean lots.
 
2009-10-23 08:27:29 AM  
Delawheredad: Gahhh! She looks terrible in those pictures. What did she do to herself?

/While not as hot as her sister there was a time when she was undeniably cute,


She lost way too much weight after she had her baby.
 
2009-10-23 08:33:29 AM  
she was on Melrose Place?

Melrose Place is on TV again?

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wizbangblog.com
 
2009-10-23 09:07:29 AM  
Thank god. She was the worst actor on the show. On a show full of bad actors. Carrot Top would fill the traditional psycho redhead Melrose role better than she did. A lock of Marcia Cross's hair would be a vast improvement over Mrs. Wentz.
 
2009-10-23 09:12:56 AM  
TheKnownUniverse: Thank god. She was the worst actor on the show. On a show full of bad actors. Carrot Top would fill the traditional psycho redhead Melrose role better than she did. A lock of Marcia Cross's hair would be a vast improvement over Mrs. Wentz.

Ha ha, you watch Melrose Place.
 
2009-10-23 09:17:04 AM  
I hear they just played her lines from a jambox on the side of the soundstage and she moved her lips in time.
 
2009-10-23 09:19:01 AM  
I wish I could afford plastic surgery.
 
2009-10-23 09:21:47 AM  
That show is going to suck without Johnny Chase in it anyways.

/VICTORY!!!
 
2009-10-23 09:31:00 AM  
At least she no longer looks so much like Joe Elliot from Def Leppard...
 
2009-10-23 09:36:33 AM  
Tat'dGreaser: TheKnownUniverse: Thank god. She was the worst actor on the show. On a show full of bad actors. Carrot Top would fill the traditional psycho redhead Melrose role better than she did. A lock of Marcia Cross's hair would be a vast improvement over Mrs. Wentz.

Ha ha, you watch Melrose Place.


Hey the old one was great. Over the top and fun. The new one is too serious and dark. I don't expect awesome camp like this scene from the new one from what I've seen so far.

But they're bringing Heather Locklear back, I'll probably stick it out through her episodes. Especially if Ashlee Simpson's character is violently killed off. I'm thinking covered with jam and eaten alive by fire ants. That would be worth sitting through the first 6 lame episodes.
 
2009-10-23 09:38:46 AM  
TheKnownUniverse: Hey the old one was great. Over the top and fun. The new one is too serious and dark. I don't expect awesome camp like this scene from the new one from what I've seen so far.

But they're bringing Heather Locklear back, I'll probably stick it out through her episodes. Especially if Ashlee Simpson's character is violently killed off. I'm thinking covered with jam and eaten alive by fire ants. That would be worth sitting through the first 6 lame episodes.


You are a sick sick woman. That's why we love you.
 
2009-10-23 09:41:11 AM  
She's way better looking than her sister.

all that other stuff, acting and music and whatever? Eh. Couldn't say. But she is the superior Simpson when it comes to the Would Hit It Olympics.
 
2009-10-23 09:42:30 AM  
Tat'dGreaser: You are a sick sick woman. That's why we love you.

Well...that, and the pictures of her kissing girls.
 
2009-10-23 09:46:33 AM  
tomo12144: That show is going to suck without Johnny Chase in it anyways.

/VICTORY!!!


Farkin' Aye, Bubba.

/plus eleventy!
 
2009-10-23 09:47:47 AM  
I thought she was hot with her big nose.

Now she's just "Bimbo #3" from the credits of a horror movie.
 
2009-10-23 09:49:57 AM  
IXI Jim IXI: Well...that, and the pictures of her kissing girls.

I was distracted by the douchie roll. damnit!
 
2009-10-23 10:23:36 AM  
Tat'dGreaser: TheKnownUniverse: Thank god. She was the worst actor on the show. On a show full of bad actors. Carrot Top would fill the traditional psycho redhead Melrose role better than she did. A lock of Marcia Cross's hair would be a vast improvement over Mrs. Wentz.

Ha ha, you watch Melrose Place.


If want to see some funny shiat look up Norm MacDonald and Courtney Thorne-Smith on Conan.

/Carrot Top and Melrose Place made me think of it.
 
2009-10-23 10:37:38 AM  
She came, she sucked, she Wentz.
 
2009-10-23 11:15:17 AM  
carrion_luggage: She came, she sucked, she Wentz.

Bravo!
 
2009-10-23 11:25:39 AM  
I read an advanced copy of the script for the episode where her character dies.

She's out in the back yard and a coyote grabs her and drags her off.
 
2009-10-23 11:41:50 AM  
TheKnownUniverse: On a show full of bad actors. Carrot Top would fill the traditional psycho redhead Melrose role better than she did. A lock of Marcia Cross's hair would be a vast improvement over Mrs. Wentz.

Richard's hand coming out of his grave could have done a better job (not the season ender shot, but okay).

Why remake Melrose Place? The show was good and it had its day in the sun. Come up with a different idea.

/ call me Sydney
// *puts pinky and thumb up to ear*
/// *and then makes a heart with thumb and index finger of my heart*
 
2009-10-23 11:43:24 AM  
Of course I found the epic hand coming out of the grave right after posting.
 
2009-10-23 11:49:06 AM  
Timmy the Tumor: I read an advanced copy of the script for the episode where her character dies.

She's out in the back yard and a coyote grabs her and drags her off.


You must have read one of the control copies, 'cause in the version I read, she dies of gout after eating an entire sandwich.
 
2009-10-23 11:56:02 AM  
StrikitRich: Timmy the Tumor: I read an advanced copy of the script for the episode where her character dies.

She's out in the back yard and a coyote grabs her and drags her off.

You must have read one of the control copies, 'cause in the version I read, she dies of gout after eating an entire sandwich.


No, I'm quite certain. It involves a special guest appearance by her sister.
 
2009-10-23 11:56:50 AM  
lelio: Why remake Melrose Place? The show was good and it had its day in the sun. Come up with a different idea.

Haven't dealt with Hollywood people or their products much, have you?
 
2009-10-23 12:12:26 PM  
If they're bringing Melrose Place back, then does that mean Dallas is also coming?

[I could really get back into a "big oil" soap opera]
[Everything old is new again, the real Lucky is coming back to General Hospital]

[Dammit does this mean I'm gay?]
 
2009-10-23 12:17:47 PM  
Timmy the Tumor: StrikitRich: Timmy the Tumor: I read an advanced copy of the script for the episode where her character dies.

She's out in the back yard and a coyote grabs her and drags her off.

You must have read one of the control copies, 'cause in the version I read, she dies of gout after eating an entire sandwich.

No, I'm quite certain. It involves a special guest appearance by her sister.


Who plays her character as an angel from the future... as a coyote.
 
2009-10-23 12:18:16 PM  
Simpson-Wentz got Wentzed?
 
2009-10-23 12:48:30 PM  
SwimmingwithChickens: [Dammit does this mean I'm gay?]

Do you watch Glee?

/ I do and am not
// just musical-curious
/// writing has already gone downhill
//// was Sue's writer sick with the swine flu? Cause it was cringeworthy
 
2009-10-23 01:11:30 PM  
Lelio,

Yes I watch Glee.... I still like the writing, but the music is fabulous!

Could my wife just be a beard???


(World crashing down)

Have you ever seen the scene from Saving Silverman where Amanda Peet convince Jack Black that he's gay? I feel like that...
 
2009-10-23 01:38:25 PM  
i live on Melrose.

/just saying.
 
2009-10-23 02:57:49 PM  
Timmy the Tumor: StrikitRich: Timmy the Tumor: I read an advanced copy of the script for the episode where her character dies.

She's out in the back yard and a coyote grabs her and drags her off.

You must have read one of the control copies, 'cause in the version I read, she dies of gout after eating an entire sandwich.

No, I'm quite certain. It involves a special guest appearance by her sister.


She gets sat on by Jessica?
 
2009-10-23 03:58:24 PM  
StrikitRich: Timmy the Tumor: StrikitRich: Timmy the Tumor: I read an advanced copy of the script for the episode where her character dies.

She's out in the back yard and a coyote grabs her and drags her off.

You must have read one of the control copies, 'cause in the version I read, she dies of gout after eating an entire sandwich.

No, I'm quite certain. It involves a special guest appearance by her sister.

She gets sat on by Jessica?


did no one catch the story about Jessica's dog getting snatched by a coyote?
 
2009-10-23 05:09:59 PM  
SwimmingwithChickens: Lelio,

Yes I watch Glee.... I still like the writing, but the music is fabulous!

Could my wife just be a beard???


(World crashing down)

Have you ever seen the scene from Saving Silverman where Amanda Peet convince Jack Black that he's gay? I feel like that...




you said amanda peet and my train of thought derailed immediately. oh i'd do things to her..
 
2009-10-23 06:37:23 PM  
Amanda Peet? This Peet?

cm1.theinsider.com

or this Peet?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-10-23 07:00:50 PM  
She looked better with black hair.
 
2009-10-23 10:02:56 PM  
tricycleracer: I thought she was hot with her big nose.

Now she's just "Bimbo #3" from the credits of a horror movie.

And I thought I was the only one! And yes she did lose to much weight.
 
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