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(RedOrbit)   Vermønt farmer adøpts møøse, feeds it jelly dønuts. Natürally, state øfficials are ørdering him to get rid øf it. Mind you, state øfficials kan be pretty stüpid   (redorbit.com) divider line 64
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2009-10-22 05:39:35 PM
Better keep those Swedish bungholes away from my sister.
 
2009-10-22 05:48:58 PM
"get rid of" as in setting him free? or "get rid of" as in making him into dog food? If its the latter, it seems like a waste of a lot of deer and elk that the farmer had a license to "farm".
 
2009-10-22 06:06:46 PM
He adopted feeds and jelly donuts, as well as a moose? Headline makes my brain hurt.
 
2009-10-22 06:09:32 PM
toddalmighty: Headline makes my brain hurt.

It makes perfect sense to a Swede.
 
2009-10-22 10:04:56 PM
State health officials said they're not backing down, while Nelson has threatened to sue the state if an agreement to save Pete can't be reached, The Times reported.

Ooooh, now there's a threat. If you don't back down I'll hire a lawyer to argue my case in front of one of YOUR employees (judge) to see who's right.
 
2009-10-23 01:58:23 AM
Somehow, this is the next movie coming out of Hollywood.
 
2009-10-23 02:02:03 AM
This is nothing new. CWD has caused many "game farmers" across much of the midwest to seperate species or remove some.
/don't like game farms
 
2009-10-23 02:05:07 AM
lajimi: agreement to save Pete can't be reached

So when there's a follow up it'll be a re-Pete?

/I'm so, so, so sorry ;)
 
2009-10-23 02:06:46 AM
lajimi: State health officials said they're not backing down, while Nelson has threatened to sue the state if an agreement to save Pete can't be reached, The Times reported.

Ooooh, now there's a threat. If you don't back down I'll hire a lawyer to argue my case in front of one of YOUR employees (judge) to see who's right.


Apparently you aren't very familiar with VT. Odds are they are so hopped up on maple syrup and anti-government sentiment they would rule to save a rabid bear.

/I have friends from Irasburg so im getting a kick..
 
2009-10-23 02:09:36 AM
Sübby: I can ünderstand adøpting the møøse, büt sürely it'd be süfficient tø jüst pürchase the variøus reqüisite møøse feeds rather than adopting them tøø.

As før adøpting a jelly døüghnüt, while I've been knøwn tø appreciate the finer delights of Krispy Kreme as müch as the next güy, well that's jüst døwnright silly. ;-)
 
2009-10-23 02:10:16 AM
A moose once bit my sister...
 
2009-10-23 02:13:56 AM
Were is sarah palin when you need her, she will resolve the issue
 
2009-10-23 02:15:02 AM
WhyteRaven74: lajimi: agreement to save Pete can't be reached

So when there's a follow up it'll be a re-Pete?

/I'm so, so, so sorry ;)


No you're not. But you're going to be bitten by a moose if you're not careful.
 
2009-10-23 02:16:08 AM
toddalmighty: He adopted feeds and jelly donuts, as well as a moose? Headline makes my brain hurt.

I can't promise to look after your jelly donut for very long.

*burp*
 
2009-10-23 02:21:51 AM
Dinjiin: toddalmighty: Headline makes my brain hurt.

It makes perfect sense to a Swede.


The submitter responsible for writing this headline has been sacked.
 
2009-10-23 02:26:06 AM
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Dinjiin: toddalmighty: Headline makes my brain hurt.

It makes perfect sense to a Swede.

The submitter responsible for writing this headline has been sacked.


Then I call dibs adoption rights on the jelly donuts...
 
2009-10-23 02:27:11 AM
emjoi: A moose once bit my sister...

No realli
 
2009-10-23 02:37:16 AM
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Dinjiin: toddalmighty: Headline makes my brain hurt.

It makes perfect sense to a Swede.

The submitter responsible for writing this headline has been sacked.


Game over. You win!

/obvious in hindsight
 
2009-10-23 02:40:58 AM
Was it an African or European Moose?
 
2009-10-23 02:43:37 AM
toddalmighty: He adopted feeds and jelly donuts, as well as a moose? Headline makes my brain hurt.

Hey, jellydonuts need homes too.

i38.tinypic.com


/shouldn't be particularly obscure
 
2009-10-23 02:50:43 AM
Isildur: toddalmighty: He adopted feeds and jelly donuts, as well as a moose? Headline makes my brain hurt.

Hey, jellydonuts need homes too.

i38.tinypic.com


/shouldn't be particularly obscure


No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
 
2009-10-23 03:31:11 AM
Jello Fever: Was it an African or European Moose?

Are you suggesting that jelly donuts migrate?
 
2009-10-23 04:10:35 AM
Isildur: toddalmighty: He adopted feeds and jelly donuts, as well as a moose? Headline makes my brain hurt.

Hey, jellydonuts need homes too.

/shouldn't be particularly obscure


This is very obscure. JFK should have said, Ich bin [ein] Berliner. Although the Germans laughed their asses off, they were good sports about Kennedy's grammatical error, and did not hammer the POTUS publically. He really was a hero to the folks there.
 
2009-10-23 04:31:03 AM
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Jello Fever: Was it an African or European Moose?

Are you suggesting that jelly donuts migrate?


They could be carried.
 
2009-10-23 04:44:06 AM
dickkopf: Isildur: toddalmighty: He adopted feeds and jelly donuts, as well as a moose? Headline makes my brain hurt.

Hey, jellydonuts need homes too.

/shouldn't be particularly obscure

This is very obscure. JFK should have said, Ich bin [ein] Berliner. Although the Germans laughed their asses off, they were good sports about Kennedy's grammatical error, and did not hammer the POTUS publically. He really was a hero to the folks there.


True, but "I am a donut!" is a pretty damn funny thing for a POTUS to declare to an allied populace.
 
2009-10-23 04:48:21 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Yøu øwe the møøse øne jelly dønüt
 
2009-10-23 05:11:21 AM
I don't get it, can someone explain this headline to a non American?
 
2009-10-23 05:38:47 AM
basilbrush: I don't get it, can someone explain this headline to a non American?

Monty Python reference.^
 
2009-10-23 05:51:42 AM
Tu culitø saca yama.
 
2009-10-23 06:55:26 AM
www.sydlexia.com
 
2009-10-23 07:12:19 AM
You know Subby, that "preview before post" thing is there for your benefit.
 
2009-10-23 07:33:24 AM
This should be an interesting battle. I went to school with Doug's daughter, and Doug is one of the richest farmers in the state, and has a lot of political pull, especially up in the northern areas like Newport and St. Johnsbury. He's also a pretty decent guy.

/Getting a kick, etc etc
 
2009-10-23 07:42:12 AM
cantsleep: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Jello Fever: Was it an African or European Moose?

Are you suggesting that jelly donuts migrate?

They could be carried.


what? a swallow carrying a jelly donut?
 
2009-10-23 07:46:29 AM
emjoi: A moose once bit my sister...

No, that was actually me. I got a little 'excited', but who can blame me? Your sister really knows what she's doing. Man, the things she can do with an interstitial toothbrush!

I did apologize, and bought her some flowers afterwards.

I guess she told people it was a moose, 'cause she didn't want to get a reputation as a slut.
 
2009-10-23 08:03:26 AM
frizzantik: cantsleep: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Jello Fever: Was it an African or European Moose?

Are you suggesting that jelly donuts migrate?

They could be carried.

what? a swallow carrying a jelly donut?


It could grip it by the edges!
 
2009-10-23 08:06:05 AM
I live near Irasburg, so I'm getting a kick...
/actually, I hate "beer season"
//drivers with guns are not hunters.
///Really. You want to hunt Wapiti, go west.
 
2009-10-23 08:06:30 AM
Didgeridon't: frizzantik: cantsleep: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Jello Fever: Was it an African or European Moose?

Are you suggesting that jelly donuts migrate?

They could be carried.

what? a swallow carrying a jelly donut?

It could grip it by the edges!


You're fooling yourself! We are living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...oh sorry, wrong thread. Get more mud.
 
2009-10-23 08:07:50 AM
"The farm, owned by Doug Nelson, is one of two captive elk farms in Vermont where hunters pay to shoot elk within fenced confines."

WTF?
 
2009-10-23 08:13:54 AM
Close2TheEdge: Didgeridon't: frizzantik: cantsleep: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Jello Fever: Was it an African or European Moose?

Are you suggesting that jelly donuts migrate?

They could be carried.

what? a swallow carrying a jelly donut?

It could grip it by the edges!

You're fooling yourself! We are living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...oh sorry, wrong thread. Get more mud.


Awww, you killed it. :(
 
2009-10-23 08:17:19 AM
Any particular reason why all the 'o's are crossed out?
 
2009-10-23 08:19:34 AM
This is pertinent to my interests.

/doesn't like jelly doughnuts.
//will bit your sister.
 
2009-10-23 08:19:37 AM
toddalmighty: He adopted feeds and jelly donuts, as well as a moose? Headline makes my brain hurt.

+1
 
2009-10-23 08:36:53 AM
www.bluecrabboulevard.com
 
2009-10-23 09:05:01 AM
www.cybersalt.org

It all started here
 
2009-10-23 09:08:19 AM
At least let him keep his "son" until it's old enough for him to let a hunter shoot on a caged hunt.
 
2009-10-23 09:32:42 AM
Great subby. Now all the moose-felching canucks know *exactly* where Pete is.

/mind your cornhole, Pete
 
2009-10-23 09:43:06 AM
Yeah, what do state health officials know about wildlife?

I certainly trust the guy who feeds a moose jelly doughnuts and uses his land so that pasty internet tough guys can "rough it" and go "hunting" penned-in animals to know what's best.

Maybe he's got a barrel of fish they can shoot at, too.

/i have no problem with REAL hunting.
 
2009-10-23 09:44:31 AM
Mind you, state øfficials kan be pretty stüpid

They should be sacked.
 
2009-10-23 10:04:33 AM
lajimi: Ooooh, now there's a threat. If you don't back down I'll hire a lawyer to argue my case in front of one of YOUR employees (judge) to see who's right.

Uhhh... suing a state doesn't work that way, ya know.... Now if he's suing a town instead of a state, maybe, but that whole double jeopardy thing kinda rules your way out.
 
2009-10-23 10:15:27 AM
Will someone please post the exact quote it's referencing, or just admit right out that it's a subby headline FAIL?
 
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