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(Deadspin)   Sure, your Halloween costume may be cool, but not "Ted Williams' cryogenically frozen head" cool. (pic)   (deadspin.com ) divider line 73
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2009-10-22 02:39:41 PM  
That. Is. Awesome.
 
2009-10-22 02:58:34 PM  
If you click on the picture, up pops... the exact same sized picture. Also, this is awesome.
 
2009-10-22 03:04:36 PM  
It's missing the tuna can.
 
2009-10-22 03:06:58 PM  
Maybe my panties are bunching too much, but is anyone else appalled that a war veteran's body is being treated like this??? Or an I just a whiny Sox fan?

/digs the costume.
 
2009-10-22 03:24:21 PM  
methinks his costume is too tight in the pants area.
 
2009-10-22 03:30:18 PM  

Hollywood Cole: methinks his costume is too tight in the pants area.


No doubt, I thought he was supposed to be a yam smuggler that was beheaded by customs agents.
 
2009-10-22 03:34:58 PM  
BATTER UP
 
2009-10-22 04:10:32 PM  

what_now: Maybe my panties are bunching too much, but is anyone else appalled that a war veteran's body is being treated like this??? Or an I just a whiny Sox fan?

/digs the costume.


It's kind of hard to get upset when his idiot son caused this whole mess. I don't know why the rest of the family didn't bury both of them as soon as the son died. Ted should be resting comfortably in Arlington.
 
2009-10-22 04:50:38 PM  

Sgt Otter: Ted should be resting comfortably in Arlington in Boston.



FIFY.
 
2009-10-22 06:26:50 PM  
Futurama nods approvingly
 
2009-10-22 06:28:21 PM  
I've got one better.

www.goteenforums.com
 
2009-10-22 06:28:27 PM  
Nah, this is the best sports-related Halloween costume ever:

lastrow.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-10-22 06:29:07 PM  
This rivals my "Zombie Cory Lidle" costume in lack of taste, and exceeds it in execution
 
2009-10-22 06:31:28 PM  
Whodat?

Babygino??
 
2009-10-22 06:32:12 PM  

WFern: I've got one better.



Mad Magazine once had a cut-out Bernie Goetz mask.

"Wear this, and no mugger will mess with you."
 
2009-10-22 06:32:46 PM  

slidillon: Whodat?

Babygino??


The very same.
 
2009-10-22 06:34:24 PM  
No, this is the best costume ever (new window, slightly NSFW, just to make sure the mods don't ban me again).

/What can I say?
//We all have a vice
 
2009-10-22 06:34:55 PM  

Whodat?: slidillon: Whodat?

Babygino??

The very same.


scrapetv.com
are interested
 
2009-10-22 06:35:11 PM  

What is it with costumed characters and their 'endowments'?


cache.gawker.com
cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
moureforyou.files.wordpress.com

 
2009-10-22 06:36:03 PM  

CygnusDarius: No, this is the best costume ever (new window, slightly NSFW, just to make sure the mods don't ban me again).

/What can I say?
//We all have a vice


That young lady has a little extra in all the right places.
 
2009-10-22 06:36:04 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-10-22 06:36:29 PM  

CygnusDarius: No, this is the best costume ever (new window, slightly NSFW, just to make sure the mods don't ban me again).

/What can I say?
//We all have a vice


not too shabby

/in before fat jokes
//she's curvy
 
2009-10-22 06:39:35 PM  
Surely this NSFW beauty takes 1st place?
 
2009-10-22 06:42:26 PM  
My idea was "Ted's Head" frozen ice cream treat on a stick.
 
2009-10-22 06:43:07 PM  
Brother is smugglin' plums!
 
2009-10-22 06:44:42 PM  

Whodat?: Nah, this is the best sports-related Halloween costume ever:


Holy shiat! It's baby Mangino!
 
2009-10-22 06:51:19 PM  

Iron Chef Scottish: Surely this NSFW beauty takes 1st place?


LOL Now I've seen it all.
 
2009-10-22 06:51:39 PM  
Poor Teddy Ballgame. Didn't deserve such indignity. But his head makes a great addition to any well mixed martini....
 
2009-10-22 06:52:22 PM  

LintLicker: Iron Chef Scottish: Surely this NSFW beauty takes 1st place?

LOL Now I've seen it all.


Have you seen a man eat his own head?
 
2009-10-22 06:53:22 PM  
I thought of Ted Danson, for some reason, and thought the frozen head would be in black face.

That would be a pretty cool costume, actually.
 
2009-10-22 06:53:32 PM  
Natalie Holloway costume

img5.imageshack.us

Was funnier the year she disappeared...
 
2009-10-22 07:00:12 PM  

Iron Chef Scottish: Surely this NSFW beauty takes 1st place?


Thread over
 
2009-10-22 07:02:55 PM  

neuroflare: Natalie Holloway costume

Was funnier the year she disappeared...


Boy, good thing those black boxes are there or I might know who it is.
 
2009-10-22 07:03:43 PM  

Iron Chef Scottish: LintLicker: Iron Chef Scottish: Surely this NSFW beauty takes 1st place?

LOL Now I've seen it all.

Have you seen a man eat his own head?


Hmm..for some reason it sounds familiar. But then I can't totally remember it.

Ok. I'll just go with "no" as my final answer.

/will wait
 
2009-10-22 07:04:51 PM  
I read that as "Ted Bundy's cryogenically frozen head"... what's wrong with me?
 
2009-10-22 07:05:08 PM  
Fake!
 
2009-10-22 07:05:20 PM  
Let's face it, that is the most awesome halloween costume of all time. Truly nightmarish. Gotta love it!

/ Ted Williams has risen from the grave!

// no wait that was Joan Crawfard. Christina ... Christina ... no no no no no no no no no no no ... Joan Crawfard has risen from the grave.

/// I love Blue Oyster Cult
 
2009-10-22 07:06:51 PM  
No, mine isnt. :(

Yeah, that's an awesome costume. A friend of mine last year made a tupperware and papermache iron man outfit. Yeah yeah, cool story, I know.
 
2009-10-22 07:07:21 PM  

LintLicker: Iron Chef Scottish: LintLicker: Iron Chef Scottish: Surely this NSFW beauty takes 1st place?

LOL Now I've seen it all.

Have you seen a man eat his own head?

Hmm..for some reason it sounds familiar. But then I can't totally remember it.

Ok. I'll just go with "no" as my final answer.

/will wait


Well then you haven't seen everything.
l.yimg.com
 
2009-10-22 07:07:43 PM  
www.drewmarlowe.com
Honorable mention?
 
2009-10-22 07:12:39 PM  
sinanju

That made me spray beer out of my nose...the look on that kid's face is priceless.
 
2009-10-22 07:14:54 PM  

Iron Chef Scottish: LintLicker: Iron Chef Scottish: LintLicker: Iron Chef Scottish: Surely this NSFW beauty takes 1st place?

LOL Now I've seen it all.

Have you seen a man eat his own head?

Hmm..for some reason it sounds familiar. But then I can't totally remember it.

Ok. I'll just go with "no" as my final answer.

/will wait

Well then you haven't seen everything.



You sonofa..
 
2009-10-22 07:23:08 PM  
img197.imageshack.us


/Always found this one funny.
 
2009-10-22 07:38:51 PM  
Spider Jerusalem approves. His biatch of a wife, not so much.
 
2009-10-22 07:57:48 PM  

LintLicker: You sonofa..


Son of a what?

images.amazon.com
 
2009-10-22 08:00:40 PM  
These girls are nice (NSFW)
 
2009-10-22 08:02:28 PM  
Filter pwnd

2nd try (NSFW)
 
2009-10-22 08:21:34 PM  
I don't know, my friends are going as Zombie Ted, John and Bobby Kennedy and Jello Biafra


/look it up
 
2009-10-22 08:22:03 PM  

Hollywood Cole: methinks his costume is too tight in the pants area.


He must've got pointers from the Tron guy...
 
2009-10-22 08:24:18 PM  

what_now: Maybe my panties are bunching too much, but is anyone else appalled that a war veteran's body is being treated like this??? Or an I just a whiny Sox fan?

/digs the costume.


No. Yes.

/so do I.

//love your bio
///check mine to see why...
 
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