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(ABC Action News)   When zonkey's attack...wait, what?   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 67
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2009-10-22 11:28:13 AM
i38.tinypic.com
 
2009-10-22 11:32:52 AM
I WANT ONE!!
 
2009-10-22 12:52:57 PM
but are they white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?
 
2009-10-22 12:53:25 PM
buzzworthymedia.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-10-22 12:53:39 PM
I am waiting for the Tiger/Elephant crossbreed
 
2009-10-22 12:55:52 PM
z.about.com
Not amused.
 
2009-10-22 12:56:34 PM
Zonkey, please.
 
2009-10-22 12:56:41 PM
My actual nickname (not just my fark handle) is Zunk, or Csonk (prounounced like Larry Csonka). So you are god damn right that I'm getting a kick out of this headline. That shiat seriously made my day, I'm such a loser.
 
2009-10-22 12:56:45 PM
Zackass?
 
2009-10-22 12:58:40 PM
Aim for the head. Personally I have prepared myself against any zombie, zonkey, or any other reanimated corpse uprising. I have plenty of canned goods, ammo, water, and other survival gear. Its not a matter of if, just when, that Zobama will feel the need to feast on the brains of mortals and will unleash his undead minions upon us.
 
2009-10-22 12:59:18 PM
Debras can also be quite agressive.
 
2009-10-22 12:59:36 PM
This is gonna be my new line..."What do you get when you cross a zebra with a donkey?" "You get knocked down and bitten."
 
2009-10-22 12:59:41 PM
"Sometimes that zonkey looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a zonkey is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ground turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those zonkeys come in and... they rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many zonkeys there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour."
 
2009-10-22 12:59:43 PM
Wait, which was the mother and which was the father? Is it really a zonkey, or just a common donkbra?
 
2009-10-22 01:00:45 PM
It's pretty much my second-favorite animal.
 
2009-10-22 01:02:26 PM
Can I just say how much I love saying 'zonkey'?

The grammar nazis must be at lunch...
 
2009-10-22 01:02:47 PM
Is it THAT hard to make a plural without an apostrophe?
 
2009-10-22 01:03:07 PM
apostrophe!

/because a debra comment was already taken
 
2009-10-22 01:04:02 PM
Say what, Honkey?!
 
2009-10-22 01:05:41 PM
fruitloop: apostrophe!

/because a debra comment was already taken


dang. i came here for debra, apostrophe, or The Jeffersons.
I was too slow....
 
2009-10-22 01:06:27 PM
Misanthropic Byotch: I am waiting for the Tiger/Elephant crossbreed

That won't work, haven't you heard the song by Lover Boy?
 
2009-10-22 01:06:53 PM
So, the "zonkey" behaved just like a donkey would, and he's angry?

Newsflash: Donkeys sometimes bite. More at 10.
 
2009-10-22 01:07:11 PM
mab1823: Is it THAT hard to make a plural without an apostrophe?

Its almost impossible.
 
2009-10-22 01:07:18 PM
Perducci: It's pretty much my second-favorite animal.

I pretty much came in to say the same thing.
 
2009-10-22 01:08:34 PM
I'm a grammar nazi, and I just dropped in to say that you should always use spaces surrounding an ellipsis.
 
2009-10-22 01:08:34 PM
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino.
 
2009-10-22 01:09:06 PM
www.haight.org

Not impressed.

Hot like the donkey show.
 
2009-10-22 01:10:46 PM
img94.imageshack.us
 
2009-10-22 01:10:50 PM
What did the zonkey's attack do?

"Wait, what?" indeed.
 
2009-10-22 01:14:23 PM
It could have been one of these.
www.ferdalump.com
 
2009-10-22 01:14:43 PM
It's useless. It has only one ass.
 
2009-10-22 01:19:19 PM
Perducci: mab1823: Is it THAT hard to make a plural without an apostrophe?

It's almo'st impo's'sible.


FTFY
 
2009-10-22 01:20:23 PM
uselessplace.com

Tay Zonkey?
 
2009-10-22 01:21:08 PM
Was anyone else thinking zombie-donkey after reading that headline?
 
2009-10-22 01:26:08 PM
Yes! I was totally thinking this would be about zombie donkies....a little disappointed actually
 
2009-10-22 01:26:35 PM
Why are only the legs striped?
 
2009-10-22 01:26:59 PM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: So, the "zonkey" behaved just like a donkey would, and he's angry?

Newsflash: Donkeys sometimes bite are foul tempered hell spawn that take perverse pleasure in biting the crap out of people when they're not looking. More at 10.


FTFY

I've known horses that are that way too. They're not even trying to be mean about it. It's like some sort of messed up game to them. *CHOMP!!* "HA HA! Got ya!"
 
2009-10-22 01:31:44 PM
el_mocoso: Not impressed.

Hot like the donkey show.


Her sombrero says "Lolita?" WTF is going on here?
 
2009-10-22 01:34:40 PM
Homer Nixon: Why are only the legs striped?

Because the striped parts are heavy... er
 
2009-10-22 01:38:17 PM
That zonkey is an ass.
 
2009-10-22 01:38:40 PM
Zombie donkeys?
 
2009-10-22 01:42:32 PM
ok. lemme get this straight. you were on the other side of the fence from the animal and you let it bight you, not once, not twice, but several times, and to top it off, you needed your Mom to save you?
i'm sorry. your Man Card has been revoked. you may apply again in a year after you get a pair.
 
2009-10-22 01:47:54 PM
shouldn't this have the img1.fark.net tag?

/thank you! i'll be here all week
 
2009-10-22 01:49:36 PM
Came here to say "It's OK, his mommy saved him", but was beat to the punch...
 
2009-10-22 01:53:05 PM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: So, the "zonkey" behaved just like a donkey would, and he's angry?

Newsflash: Donkeys sometimes bite. More at 10.


A donkey once bit my sister...
 
2009-10-22 01:53:41 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-10-22 01:55:37 PM
That's racist.
 
2009-10-22 02:00:07 PM
Zoinks!
 
2009-10-22 02:05:40 PM
I thought they were called Zeedonks.
 
2009-10-22 02:29:35 PM
trippdogg: Debras can also be quite agressive.

Dammit! Came here to make a Debra comment!
 
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