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(Some Boss)   Showing your boobs to your boss may not get you a promotion   (chicagonow.com) divider line 1955
    More: Obvious, sexual harassment, showing, Darrik Perrier, Angela Prince-Stengl, Girls Gone Wild, plaintiffs  
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2009-10-22 08:26:08 AM
anytime you want three inches for three minutes...

I'm trying to work out how in my head how this phrase works to the man's benefit. Is he saying that he would only last 3 minutes? That he only would last three inches? That he has more than 3 inches but will only give her one inch at a time and then stop giving her inches after 3 minutes have passed? That he will give her all 3 inches and let her have it for 3 minutes and then stop? That he has more than 3 inches but will only give her 3 inches for 3 minutes with an option afterward to get more inches for a longer period of time? This is bothering me. It's too early for this.
 
2009-10-22 08:49:14 AM
How ironic! Blockbuster never rented out x-rated movies with plots like this!
 
2009-10-22 08:52:51 AM
Sounds like her tits weren't very impressive.
 
2009-10-22 09:27:34 AM
FTA: Perrier made numerous inappropriate comments such as "anytime you want three inches for three minutes..."

.....I really, really fail to see why any male would ever say this phrase.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2009-10-22 09:53:12 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

It's never worked for me either
 
2009-10-22 10:09:03 AM
- Perrier told plaintiff that if she showed him her breasts, he could make her promotion happen faster. Plaintiff "did acquiesce."
- Perrier told plaintiff that he could make her promotion happen faster if she showed him her breasts again. Perrier "promised this would be the last time" and plaintiff "conceded."
- Perrier called plaintiff into his office to go over computer training files but there was only one chair in his office. Perrier instructed plaintiff to sit on his lap and she "reluctantly, sat down but immediately got up."

She's not suing for sexual harassment...she's suing because acting like a whore didn't get her what she wanted.
 
2009-10-22 10:18:59 AM
sooo...did she show her redbox?
 
2009-10-22 10:33:11 AM
Given the caliber of employee involved in retail and restaurant work, the tendency to create junior managers by promoting least incompetent from within as needed, and the limited scope of "least incompetent" to select from in some cases... yeah, I am profoundly unsurprised by this.
 
2009-10-22 10:45:54 AM
packrabid04: She's not suing for sexual harassment...she's suing because acting like a whore didn't get her what she wanted.

Exactly. She kept doing it when she got what she wanted. Now that she can't have what she wants, she's suing. Dude should KHITBASH.
 
2009-10-22 11:48:55 AM
Apparently she's a member of the IBTC
 
2009-10-22 11:49:58 AM
Pocket Ninja: I'm trying to work out how in my head how this phrase works to the man's benefit. Is he saying that he would only last 3 minutes? That he only would last three inches? That he has more than 3 inches but will only give her one inch at a time and then stop giving her inches after 3 minutes have passed? That he will give her all 3 inches and let her have it for 3 minutes and then stop? That he has more than 3 inches but will only give her 3 inches for 3 minutes with an option afterward to get more inches for a longer period of time? This is bothering me. It's too early for this.

That made my head hurt.

"Hey Baby, wanna see my teeny dick?"

I think that would have worked better.
 
2009-10-22 11:50:47 AM
She probably has ugly breast.
 
2009-10-22 11:51:11 AM
TTIWWP
 
2009-10-22 11:51:16 AM
I dated my manager at McDonald's when I was a teen so I am really getting a kick. He had to dump the mopwater, but other than that I had to work like a biatch. Crew room sex and free nuggets!
 
2009-10-22 11:51:36 AM
If you BIE I'll TotalFark you, I promise.

Again.

Again, this time I'll do it for sure!

/or not.
 
2009-10-22 11:51:48 AM
hazeleyedwolff: She kept doing it when she got what she wanted.

She wanted a promotion. She never got one. She kept doing it because he kept holding out the possibility of a promotion, but he never delivered on it and so now he's getting sued. The real lesson is that if you're making your employees show you their breasts and promising the speed up their promotions as a result, you need to actually promote them. If he wasn't going to promote her, he should have set a different prize for the breast-showing, like a cupcake at lunch or free popcorn in the break room or something.
 
2009-10-22 11:52:00 AM
its worth a shot. i mean, it seems like the same thing would have happened if she didnt show em. and now she has a new angle to work. the lesson here is: always show your boobs.
 
2009-10-22 11:52:18 AM
Guess I should have read the article before I ran into my bosses office and flashed him my boobs. He seemed somewhat startled and instructed me to put my shirt and tie back on and get back to work. I thought I'd feel cheap after this but it was somehow quite liberating.
 
2009-10-22 11:52:24 AM
Her Facebook page?

Link (new window)
 
2009-10-22 11:53:18 AM
spacechicken170am: She probably has ugly breast.

Yay! Stupid come on lines contest...

"Hey gorgeous, I've got a bump on my penis. Why don't I pull my pants down so you can diagnose it?"
 
2009-10-22 11:55:41 AM
After seeing the facebook page, I can't blame her boss

That is all.
 
2009-10-22 11:56:05 AM
What's wrong with only having three inches? Mine is three inches...across. ;)

Anyway it sounds like this women acted like a prostitute, she showed him her breasts. Two tellings of every story...

To the guy that posted the facebook, please do again as it's broken.
 
2009-10-22 11:56:20 AM
Flashing your creep/perv manager at Blockbuster in order for a promotion is no way to go through life, girl.
 
2009-10-22 11:56:50 AM
Ladies... I promise to promote you to "BIE pink" in my favorites if you show me your boobs.

/eip
 
2009-10-22 11:57:04 AM
Say goodbye to these!

/can't believe i'm first to say this
 
2009-10-22 11:57:09 AM
A Schaumburg woman is suing Blockbuster for sexual harassment after an alleged series of events, including being asked by her boss to show him her breasts, which she did on two occasions, and then being passed up for a promotion and later fired.
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See, if you ask a woman to show you her breasts and then you either don't hire her or treat her like crap... she'll sue you.

I could've seen it happen before it happened. As long as she gets what she wants, you can get boobies. If she don't get what she wants, you get lawsuit.
 
2009-10-22 11:58:14 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND: "Hey gorgeous, I've got a bump on my penis. Why don't I pull my pants down so you can diagnose it?"

Dose that EVER work Dro? I have tried like 200 times, and they always scoff at me......
 
2009-10-22 11:58:30 AM
Pocket Ninja: hazeleyedwolff: She kept doing it when she got what she wanted.

She wanted a promotion. She never got one. She kept doing it because he kept holding out the possibility of a promotion, but he never delivered on it and so now he's getting sued. The real lesson is that if you're making your employees show you their breasts and promising the speed up their promotions as a result, you need to actually promote them. If he wasn't going to promote her, he should have set a different prize for the breast-showing, like a cupcake at lunch or free popcorn in the break room or something.


Seriously, showing your boobs to get a promotion at Blockbuster? Jesus woman, hold out showing your boobs until you get to at least Nordstrom's level.
 
2009-10-22 11:58:43 AM
NannyStatePark: I dated my manager at McDonald's when I was a teen so I am really getting a kick. He had to dump the mopwater, but other than that I had to work like a biatch. Crew room sex and free nuggets!

So, he gave you three inches for three minutes?
 
2009-10-22 11:59:25 AM
The Italian Farker: Her Facebook page?

Link (new window)


lolwut?
 
2009-10-22 11:59:54 AM
Ya, but at least she got a raise.
 
2009-10-22 12:00:06 PM
Showing your boobs to your boss may not get you a promotion

umm, i beg to differ...
 
2009-10-22 12:00:07 PM
Pocket Ninja: anytime you want three inches for three minutes...

I'm trying to work out how in my head how this phrase works to the man's benefit. Is he saying that he would only last 3 minutes? That he only would last three inches? That he has more than 3 inches but will only give her one inch at a time and then stop giving her inches after 3 minutes have passed? That he will give her all 3 inches and let her have it for 3 minutes and then stop? That he has more than 3 inches but will only give her 3 inches for 3 minutes with an option afterward to get more inches for a longer period of time? This is bothering me. It's too early for this.


My ex once asked me to give her nine inches, and "make it hurt".

So, I stuck it in three times, and punched her in the face.
 
2009-10-22 12:01:29 PM
Pocket Ninja: anytime you want three inches for three minutes...

I'm trying to work out how in my head how this phrase works to the man's benefit. Is he saying that he would only last 3 minutes? That he only would last three inches? That he has more than 3 inches but will only give her one inch at a time and then stop giving her inches after 3 minutes have passed? That he will give her all 3 inches and let her have it for 3 minutes and then stop? That he has more than 3 inches but will only give her 3 inches for 3 minutes with an option afterward to get more inches for a longer period of time? This is bothering me. It's too early for this.


It's called self-depricating humor, which I suppose he thought the woman would find charming
 
2009-10-22 12:01:34 PM
Facebook


Try that again.

Facebook
 
2009-10-22 12:01:39 PM
But then again, it might. YMMV.
 
2009-10-22 12:02:21 PM
"A Schaumburg woman is suing Blockbuster for sexual harassment after an alleged series of events, including being asked by her boss to show him her breasts, which she did on two occasions, and then being passed up for a promotion and later fired."

Rat smelled.

So, after all this, then she finally complains and sues? Gets fired, and then alleges that the boss did all of this?

I don't think so.
 
2009-10-22 12:03:13 PM
it worked for me years ago when my boobs were a bit perkier. I guess it depends on the boobs and the boss.

I wouldn't have done it for a damn Blockbuster promotion though. Promotion to what? It's Blockbuster for christs sake. How high can you really go?
 
2009-10-22 12:04:19 PM
Magorn: Pocket Ninja: anytime you want three inches for three minutes...

I'm trying to work out how in my head how this phrase works to the man's benefit. Is he saying that he would only last 3 minutes? That he only would last three inches? That he has more than 3 inches but will only give her one inch at a time and then stop giving her inches after 3 minutes have passed? That he will give her all 3 inches and let her have it for 3 minutes and then stop? That he has more than 3 inches but will only give her 3 inches for 3 minutes with an option afterward to get more inches for a longer period of time? This is bothering me. It's too early for this.

It's called self-depricating humor, which I suppose he thought the woman would find charming


Well yeah, but it's one thing to write on the internet "I would give Christina Hendricks the best 30 seconds of sex I've ever had LOL" and another to actually say it to a woman in real life.
 
2009-10-22 12:04:54 PM
CapitolG: DROxINxTHExWIND: "Hey gorgeous, I've got a bump on my penis. Why don't I pull my pants down so you can diagnose it?"

Dose that EVER work Dro? I have tried like 200 times, and they always scoff at me......


You know a farking woman is always looking for perfection. Brush your teeth, comb your hair...I mean it's like, damn baby, I'm not Fabio.
 
2009-10-22 12:05:37 PM
Two things jump out at me immediately, regrettably I can't finish the article.


a) she's reporting it after the event
b) she hyphenates her name
 
2009-10-22 12:05:56 PM
NannyStatePark: I dated my manager at McDonald's when I was a teen so I am really getting a kick. He had to dump the mopwater, but other than that I had to work like a biatch. Crew room sex and free nuggets!

Coolest manager I ever had when i was young and worked fast food used to come back and lay a six-pack on my station and tell me it was mine if I could get the kitchen closed out by Midnight and he'd also let me leave then. To me this was awesome because A) I was underage, and B) no matter how fast we got done coporate had a policy that all closing employees had to leave together, so typically I was there till 3am or so on weekends.

When the Morning manager came in on day and found him and the hottie working the front line naked and passed out on top of the salad bar, it finally dawned on me why he was being so "nice" to me by letting me go early
 
2009-10-22 12:06:46 PM
The Italian Farker: Facebook


Try that again.

Facebook


Just post her pic - some of us can't get to FB at work.
 
2009-10-22 12:06:52 PM
DjangoStonereaver: How ironic! Blockbuster never rented out x-rated movies with plots like this!

That's not ironic, that's just coincidental!
 
2009-10-22 12:07:36 PM
Showing your boobs to your boss may not get you a promotion

But then again, it might. Go ahead ladies, give it a try. Right now. Just get up, walk in to your boss' office and flash 'em. See what happens.
 
2009-10-22 12:07:42 PM
skinny-lil-b: it worked for me years ago when my boobs were a bit perkier. I guess it depends on the boobs and the boss.

I wouldn't have done it for a damn Blockbuster promotion though. Promotion to what? It's Blockbuster for christs sake. How high can you really go?


To infinity, and beyond!

www.my-family-fun.com
 
2009-10-22 12:07:49 PM
I'm not hearing a nooooooo.....
 
2009-10-22 12:08:33 PM
Hey Darrick, why dontcha give me a promotion?

Yeah right.. why dontcha show me your tits?

Here! Now give me the promotion.

Uh, you're fired wackadoodle.

Ima sue!
 
2009-10-22 12:08:47 PM
skinny-lil-b: it worked for me years ago when my boobs were a bit perkier. I guess it depends on the boobs and the boss.

I wouldn't have done it for a damn Blockbuster promotion though. Promotion to what? It's Blockbuster for christs sake. How high can you really go?


Your parents must be so proud.
 
2009-10-22 12:09:15 PM
If you can somehow pull off getting female employees to whip out their foobies then for cripes sake follow through with the promises people.
 
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