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(Fredericksburg)   80 year-old man charged with having sex with a cow   ( divider line
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6182 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Sep 2001 at 11:48 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-17 11:50:12 AM  
We also would have accepted [image from too old to be available]
2001-09-17 11:50:33 AM  
Mooooooove over, butter.
2001-09-17 11:52:17 AM  
Hmmm... was he wearing the sun glasses to hide his identity. Like a 80 year old man behind a cow wont look suspisios.

We need to stop selling viagra to people who dont have partners.

Also has anyone noticed how a sheeps bits are very similar to look and feels as a womans. Ahhh ignore that...
2001-09-17 11:53:15 AM  
I wonder if he carried his footstool with him.
2001-09-17 11:54:06 AM  
udderly disgusting
2001-09-17 11:55:26 AM  
Got milk?
2001-09-17 11:56:16 AM  
Well you can get a good look at a t-bone, looking in a bull's ass, but i'd rather take my butcher's word for it.
2001-09-17 11:56:54 AM  
maybe the cows inticed the poor old guy.

sluts. I bet they were beggin' for it.
2001-09-17 11:57:51 AM  
Nothing like taking solace in some bovine companionship (and he wasn't even faithful to one cow). I sense a "Where's the beef" joke in all of this somewhere.
2001-09-17 11:58:58 AM  
How bad does your eyesight have to be to make this mistake?
2001-09-17 11:59:31 AM  
The man is 80 and just got caught. Makes you think how many other cows and barn yard critters have been abused by this guy over the years.
2001-09-17 12:00:00 PM  
They'll bring the cow up on prostitution charges later.
2001-09-17 12:00:39 PM  
Mandrax: At age 80, a better question might be, "Where's the jerkey?"
2001-09-17 12:01:11 PM  
I'm ashamed to say that I'm befuddled by the logistics that must have been involved. Wouldn't a cow just give him a swift kick in the nuts to tell him to shove off?
2001-09-17 12:01:27 PM  
"old macdonald had a farm...."
2001-09-17 12:01:46 PM  
"didn't give him permission to be intimate with his cattle."
and if he did, is it ok then?
2001-09-17 12:03:03 PM  
The sad part of it all is that the cow had to fake its orgasm.
2001-09-17 12:03:35 PM  
Would a cow even feel a 80 year olds thing inside it???
2001-09-17 12:04:31 PM  
Prngr44, LMAO! Footstool, heh.
2001-09-17 12:04:34 PM  
There's a lesser-known movie where a man has sex with a sheep, and the majority of the movie is of the the sheep on trial. Anyone know the name of it?
2001-09-17 12:06:08 PM  

The source of Mad Cow Disease has been positivily identified........
2001-09-17 12:06:16 PM  
betcha Peta will have something to say to this. I think i may have to submit this article to them. Id love to be a fly on the wall watching them spaz over this.
2001-09-17 12:06:20 PM  
Wow! I can't believe it's not butter!
2001-09-17 12:09:37 PM  
2001-09-17 12:09:54 PM  
/me pukes
2001-09-17 12:10:01 PM  
At lease someone is getting laid!
2001-09-17 12:10:01 PM  
Anyone seen a film called "the revenge of Billy the Kidd?"
About a half man half goat murderer?
2001-09-17 12:11:05 PM  
2001-09-17 12:11:14 PM  
2001-09-17 12:15:01 PM  
Bestiality's best, boys
Wack your wallabies now, boys
Wack your wallabies now!
2001-09-17 12:17:58 PM  
I wonder how long it will be before the video ends up on the Net.
2001-09-17 12:18:49 PM  
Don't know about any films. There is actually a poem by James "Deliverance" Dickie about a Sheepboy who is the product of a night of passion between a hillbilly and ewe. One of those important things I read in my liberal arts education.
2001-09-17 12:18:54 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2001-09-17 12:18:56 PM  
I guess this guy likes his steak raw.
2001-09-17 12:20:02 PM  
Katmbca : I think I know the movie you are referring to, if I remember correctly Gene Wilder is in it....

Cannot remember the name tho :/
2001-09-17 12:23:15 PM  
The one with Gene Wilder is

"Everything you Always Wanted to Know About Sex*

*But were afraid to ask"

And it's only a part of the movie.
2001-09-17 12:25:21 PM  
The movie is: Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask

Speaking of which...
2001-09-17 12:27:28 PM  
Who is to say the cow didn't like it?
2001-09-17 12:32:18 PM  
O yea?? Try this one out!! Sheep

Or maybe this one... SheepLover

Or perhaps even this: Another Sheep

One more! Kinda safe for work... Mmmmm sheep
2001-09-17 12:34:27 PM  
This made me crack up laughing:

"England said the cows' owner knows Balderson, but he didn't give him permission to be on the property "and he certainly didn't give him permission to be intimate with his cattle.""
2001-09-17 12:36:12 PM  
Gumpus: Too funny! At a bachelor party a couple of years ago someone pulled out (of) an inflatable sheep. Those pics really are "priceless"
2001-09-17 01:01:14 PM  
Humans rule, Cows can suck it!!!
2001-09-17 01:03:04 PM  
I dunno, I'm not stickin' my wang anywhere near a cow's mouth...
2001-09-17 01:03:57 PM  
"I'm an old cow hand..." Wonder if that's where the term "Cowpoke" came from?

Actually, when I was in high school (yes, in Virginia, for that matter), I knew a guy who claimed to have been "inimate" with a cow, but his buddies put him up to it.

And anyone who has lived in the deep rural South has heard the expression, "a stump-broke jenny." If you haven't, I'll give you a hint: a jenny is a female donkey. 'Nuff said!
2001-09-17 01:19:11 PM  
"Hey old man! Stop playing with your food!"

2001-09-17 01:28:38 PM  
Ahhh, finally back to some typical Fark news.
2001-09-17 01:38:11 PM  
"Balderson was intimate with at least three cows that day" Three? One wasn't enough? That old farker has some stamina!
2001-09-17 01:46:24 PM  
Leon: I was thinking the same thing. He should be studied for the good of all womankind!
2001-09-17 01:47:32 PM  
I worked with a guy on a farm that said he'd "catch a sheep, stick one leg down each boot, drop his drawers and go to town."

2001-09-17 01:53:35 PM  
That Gene Wilder movie was called Woman In Red wasn't it? LOL
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